Sour old get, Smutch! We've cheered 'em blue all year and posed next to their holy relics bikes and I start to get why footie supporters are so loony, now, 'cos I've loved it all (even the woes, Readie) and feel a weird sense of ownership to our bike racers (and all the Olympians, really).
Cyclists on telly and nobody's talking about drugs or whining nasally about the Highway Code? Winning cyclists dripping in gold and looking foxy (VP:Rowr!)? HELL YES.