Author Topic: Caption it #1905  (Read 1890 times)

Pingu

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Caption it #1905
« on: October 21, 2017, 12:36:06 am »

Re: Caption it #1905
« Reply #1 on: October 21, 2017, 06:23:58 am »
Room for a small one on top!

Jaded

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Re: Caption it #1905
« Reply #2 on: October 21, 2017, 08:16:33 am »
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T42

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Re: Caption it #1905
« Reply #3 on: October 21, 2017, 08:28:20 am »
Cack-handed coachworks got the roof camber wrong again.
Tout à gauche sur le plat

mattc

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Re: Caption it #1905
« Reply #4 on: October 21, 2017, 12:43:20 pm »
You see - if that bridge was Hi-Viz like us, problem solved.
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Kim

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Re: Caption it #1905
« Reply #5 on: October 21, 2017, 12:49:55 pm »
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Canterbury anymore."
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Mr Larrington

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Re: Caption it #1905
« Reply #6 on: October 21, 2017, 04:36:19 pm »
"Of course it would not have happened if the arch had been wearing a h*lm*t"
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Cudzoziemiec

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Re: Caption it #1905
« Reply #7 on: October 21, 2017, 06:02:22 pm »
Bus reshaping in 7 minutes – or better!
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T42

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Re: Caption it #1905
« Reply #8 on: October 22, 2017, 09:17:48 am »
"Yeah, I know the sign said 'Low Bridge' but there weren't any coppers around so I thought I'd be OK."
Tout à gauche sur le plat

hellymedic

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Re: Caption it #1905
« Reply #9 on: October 22, 2017, 01:57:56 pm »
'We fit' said the Halford's lorry...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-29514013

T42

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Re: Caption it #1905
« Reply #10 on: October 22, 2017, 03:27:06 pm »
And there's a fun link on the same page:

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-north-west-wales-12112316
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Andrij

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Re: Caption it #1905
« Reply #11 on: October 22, 2017, 03:36:47 pm »
"Yeah, I know the sign said 'Low Bridge' but there weren't any coppers around so I thought I'd be OK."

Winner!  :thumbsup:
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Re: Caption it #1905
« Reply #12 on: October 22, 2017, 05:23:48 pm »
Bus Lame.
L'enfer, c'est les autos.

Basil

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Re: Caption it #1905
« Reply #13 on: October 22, 2017, 05:28:57 pm »
Driver.  "But I'm only 5' 10" "
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Re: Caption it #1905
« Reply #14 on: October 22, 2017, 09:41:28 pm »
The sticker on the back read: "I stop for trolls"

Re: Caption it #1905
« Reply #15 on: October 23, 2017, 07:49:15 am »
"Sorry, won't be in service for quite a while"

Mr Larrington

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Re: Caption it #1905
« Reply #16 on: October 23, 2017, 10:02:45 am »
HELEEEEEEN!

You probably have to be a Half Man Half Biscuit fan to get this one.
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Phil W

Re: Caption it #1905
« Reply #17 on: October 24, 2017, 10:44:38 pm »
A bridge too far

Re: Caption it #1905
« Reply #18 on: November 09, 2017, 02:27:30 pm »
Told you passengers should wear helmets.
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Re: Caption it #1905
« Reply #19 on: November 10, 2017, 10:08:59 am »
Taking the idea of a "bus-rail link" a bit too far ...
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