Author Topic: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners  (Read 10611 times)

ElyDave

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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #75 on: January 12, 2019, 06:39:54 am »
India scientists dismiss Einstein theories

"... ancient Hindus invented stem cell research."  ;D

Goodness gracious me!

Having just seen the twenty five year retrospective, that was kind of my reaction as well.

Then my wife started telling me which bits if the scriptures demonstrated each point
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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #76 on: January 13, 2019, 04:16:46 pm »
Achievement unlocked. #LifeGoals :D

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Wichita Falls PD: Woman riding cart drinking wine from Pringles can barred from Walmart

Wichita Falls police received a rather unique call Friday morning involving a woman drinking wine in a Walmart parking lot.

Employees requested officers to ban a woman from the local Walmart store after she reportedly had been drinking wine from a Pringles can for several hours while riding on an electric cart.

Wichita Falls Times Record News, via Fark.com
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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #77 on: January 20, 2019, 05:04:17 pm »
Emotional support animals, part 2*:

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On a recent Monday afternoon, Joie Henney walked into the Glatfelter Community Center at the Village at Sprenkle Drive, an assisted-living development north of York, with his emotional support animal on a leash.

He walked by an elderly woman sitting on a bench by a window, reading a book. The woman glanced up from her book, took a look at Joie's emotional support animal, shrugged and went back to her book.

Which seemed kind of unusual. Joie’s emotional support animal is a 4-1/2 foot alligator. There must be some currency to the adage that if you live long enough, you’ll see everything.

https://www.pennlive.com/news/2019/01/pretty-laid-back-alligator-serves-as-emotional-support-animal-as-owner-shops-gives-presentations.html


* See up-thread: https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=106994.msg2286638#msg2286638
If you think this has a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.

It's not the despair... I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand.

Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #78 on: January 21, 2019, 06:45:42 am »
https://www.ouest-france.fr/bretagne/hennebont-56700/morbihan-un-lama-entre-par-surprise-chez-un-opticien-6180197 Crazy, eh? it's an alpaca not a llama (I think). If French, but the translation is as straightforward and obvious as it gets. The detail doesn't add much more to the story.

T42

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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #79 on: January 21, 2019, 08:41:17 am »
Obviously a new fashion. Last week we had a dromedary (one hump or two, vicar?) on the railway line from Melun to Montargis. People were complaining that the trains were delayed, but folk who'd been to both places were chanting "send more dromedaries". Anyway, initial consensus made it a one-L lama until experts from the Légion Etrangère intervened.
Où sont les merguez d'antan ?

Cudzoziemiec

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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #80 on: January 21, 2019, 03:10:05 pm »
Obviously a new fashion. Last week we had a dromedary (one hump or two, vicar?) on the railway line from Melun to Montargis. People were complaining that the trains were delayed, but folk who'd been to both places were chanting "send more dromedaries". Anyway, initial consensus made it a one-L lama until experts from the Légion Etrangère intervened.
It was in no hurry, just dalai-ing.
An ungovernable laughter, a joyous agitation which makes the summer stretching before you seem like an unrolling canvas on which you might draw those first rude pure strokes that are free. (Capote)

T42

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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #81 on: January 21, 2019, 03:35:10 pm »
Al Pacacino declined to comment.
Où sont les merguez d'antan ?

Giraffe

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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #82 on: January 22, 2019, 08:41:18 am »
Obviously a new fashion. Last week we had a dromedary (one hump or two, vicar?) on the railway line from Melun to Montargis. People were complaining that the trains were delayed, but folk who'd been to both places were chanting "send more dromedaries". Anyway, initial consensus made it a one-L lama until experts from the Légion Etrangère intervened.
Is it illegal to ride a dromedary near an airport?
2x4: thick plank; 4x4: 2 of 'em.

Guy

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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #83 on: January 22, 2019, 08:45:15 am »
Only below 500 feet near the runways
What duck?

Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #84 on: January 29, 2019, 11:14:34 pm »
Where "crazy" doesn't mean "normal for Florida" but "even Aussies think you're insane". :o :facepalm:

https://www.dailymercury.com.au/news/unwitting-tourist-holds-deadly-animal-on-australia/3633869/
If you think this has a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.

It's not the despair... I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand.

Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #85 on: January 29, 2019, 11:36:32 pm »
Where "crazy" doesn't mean "normal for Florida" but "even Aussies think you're insane". :o :facepalm:

https://www.dailymercury.com.au/news/unwitting-tourist-holds-deadly-animal-on-australia/3633869/
I’d like to know how humans have managed to survive in Australia. I mean it seems to me that at least half the animals there just want to kill you.
Sorting my life out, one shed at a time.

T42

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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #86 on: January 30, 2019, 10:04:13 am »
Well, they did invent Foster's.
Où sont les merguez d'antan ?

Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Floridians
« Reply #87 on: February 08, 2019, 10:58:37 pm »
Florida - the state that just keeps on giving.

https://www.wctv.tv/content/news/Florida-woman-poses-for-maternity-photos-with-baby-gator-505579651.html

Per another report, she says she was hoping to "reach peak Florida woman levels."

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If you think this has a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.

It's not the despair... I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand.

Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #88 on: March 01, 2019, 05:55:31 pm »
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Alabama police say a dispute over crab legs at a dinner buffet ended in a brawl that left two people facing misdemeanor charges.

Huntsville police officer Gerald Johnson says he was eating at the Meteor Buffet restaurant when a fight broke out.

Johnson tells WHNT-TV that diners were using service tongs like fencing swords and plates were shattering, and a woman was beating a man. Johnson says diners had been waiting in line for crab legs for more than 10 minutes, and they lost their tempers once the food came out.

https://apnews.com/1115286d4d624ad0ba1268b49d4c2e6f

The only way to make this story even better would have been if the customers had been duelling with Japanese spider crab legs.
If you think this has a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.

It's not the despair... I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand.

Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #89 on: March 01, 2019, 09:26:48 pm »
https://twitter.com/JuddLegum/status/1101198880635609090


Axe throwing and alcohol.... a winning combination... :jurek:
Not fast & rarely furious

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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #90 on: March 01, 2019, 10:38:34 pm »
https://twitter.com/JuddLegum/status/1101198880635609090


Axe throwing and alcohol.... a winning combination... :jurek:

<Dr. Pepper> What's the worst that could happen? </Dr. Pepper>
If you think this has a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.

It's not the despair... I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand.

Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #91 on: March 01, 2019, 11:31:36 pm »
The sort of gentle, refined sport I could see Charlotte enjoying....
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Cudzoziemiec

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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #92 on: March 05, 2019, 01:36:28 pm »
An ungovernable laughter, a joyous agitation which makes the summer stretching before you seem like an unrolling canvas on which you might draw those first rude pure strokes that are free. (Capote)

Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #93 on: March 05, 2019, 02:55:25 pm »
We are making a New World (Paul Nash, 1918)

Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #94 on: March 05, 2019, 05:06:52 pm »
https://twitter.com/_FloridaMan/status/1102289910562607104


Florida. Cycling. Crazy stuff.

We could just link to Florida Man's Twitter and lock the thread...  ;D
If you think this has a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.

It's not the despair... I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand.

Cudzoziemiec

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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #95 on: March 05, 2019, 05:25:08 pm »
https://twitter.com/_FloridaMan/status/1102289910562607104


Florida. Cycling. Crazy stuff.

We could just link to Florida Man's Twitter and lock the thread...  ;D
It must be something they put in the orange juice down there.
An ungovernable laughter, a joyous agitation which makes the summer stretching before you seem like an unrolling canvas on which you might draw those first rude pure strokes that are free. (Capote)

Not fast & rarely furious

tweeting occasional in(s)anities as andrewxclark

Jaded

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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #97 on: March 07, 2019, 09:25:17 pm »
That’s hard.
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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #98 on: March 07, 2019, 09:33:27 pm »
Definitely a stiff.
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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #99 on: March 07, 2019, 09:39:00 pm »
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6777961/Billionaire-diamond-trader-65-dies-penis-enlargement-surgery.html


 :facepalm:

Saw that one mentioned yesterday.

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This is the most 2019 thing ever. Love that it’s reported by Daily Fail.
Diamonds
Belgian-Israeli Billionaire with a teeny weenie complex
Death by Penis enlargement surgery
Reported by Propaganda Outlet
https://twitter.com/ninaandtito/status/1103515600339447808

There are some cracking replies to the Mail's tweet: https://twitter.com/MailOnline/status/1103309538407665667  ;D
If you think this has a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.

It's not the despair... I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand.