Author Topic: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners  (Read 57097 times)

Guy

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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #651 on: 19 April, 2021, 04:23:45 pm »
That reminds me of something I saw a few days ago...

Mystery tree beast in Krakow turns out to be a croissant: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-56757956
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Mr Larrington

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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #652 on: 19 April, 2021, 06:24:19 pm »
Florida woman sees baby dinosaur in back yard


https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/video-florida-woman-says-she-spotted-a-baby-dinosaur-running-through-yard.amp

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Is there a raptor on the loose in Palm Coast?

No.  No, there is not.  HTH HAND.

That reminds me of something I saw a few days ago...

Mystery tree beast in Krakow turns out to be a croissant: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-56757956

Reminds me of the incident in which a horde of Fish & Wildlife types in USAnia assembled trank guns, humane traps and dog alone knows what else to rescue a BEAR stuck up a tree, only to discover after a Several of hours that they'd rushed in mob-handed to the aid of a bin bag.
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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #653 on: 21 April, 2021, 12:53:06 pm »

Lunteren, NL. 

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/dutch-police-arrest-2-after-attack-on-photojournalist-in-car/ar-BB1fQZB8


Journalist tries to film burning car & is chased away & then has his car flipped into a ditch by a tractor.


Warning!  Scary dashcam video with lots of shouting.  https://nos.nl/video/2377493-dashcambeelden-laten-zien-hoe-een-shovel-de-auto-van-een-persfotograaf-omduwt.html


Criminal gang trying to burn evidence ?  I read that there is a major problem with illicit drug manufacturers just dumping the toxic by products from their labs in the countryside.
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Kim

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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #655 on: 23 April, 2021, 11:37:18 am »
Careful, Kim. Your sarcasm's showing...

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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #656 on: 23 April, 2021, 12:22:22 pm »

Cudzoziemiec

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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #657 on: 23 April, 2021, 12:43:37 pm »
A genital revile party with unsear wee pees.
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quixoticgeek

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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #659 on: 28 April, 2021, 12:43:06 pm »
And in Germany

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-56912481

"After careful examination of the bag's contents, the officers quickly realised that it was a rubber dummy," Hauzenberg Police said in a press release.
"The bag was emptied and the contents examined. This turned up an empty tube of lubricant, two unused condoms in a tin and a USB cable."
Officials added that an online search "confirmed their suspicions" that "there really are sex toys modelled on hand grenades".

I've led too sheltered a life to work out the mechanics of a sex act that requires a tube of lubricant, couple of condoms a USB cable and a rubber hand grenade  :hand:
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ian

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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #660 on: 28 April, 2021, 12:45:16 pm »
It's a truism that if it can be inserted, someone will.
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Giraffe

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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #661 on: 28 April, 2021, 03:55:37 pm »
If it's not fake - now that's what I call a blow-job!
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Kim

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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #662 on: 28 April, 2021, 11:46:36 pm »
It's a truism that if it can be inserted, someone will.

Although in the case of the USB cable, it'll only go in on the third attempt.
Careful, Kim. Your sarcasm's showing...

ian

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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #663 on: 29 April, 2021, 09:32:20 am »
I think that describes any relationship that involves a penis too.

Which just unnecessarily proves that USB was designed by men.
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quixoticgeek

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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #664 on: 30 April, 2021, 12:09:49 am »

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Boulders block Boulder Canyon road near Boulder, Colorado, Boulder County Sheriff's Office says https://www.ctvnews.ca/world/boulders-block-boulder-canyon-road-near-boulder-colorado-boulder-county-sheriff-s-office-says-1.5407064 pic.twitter.com/sqCSolILqW

https://twitter.com/CTVNews/status/1387754852374175752


Data on whether it's a boulder the size of a small boulder, or a boulder the size of a large boulder is as yet. Not available...


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Mr Larrington

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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #665 on: 30 April, 2021, 12:47:48 am »
We call upon mark otp to investigate with a tape measure.
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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #666 on: 30 April, 2021, 03:39:20 am »
Many wonder "why does the USAnian state of Kentucky continue to elect Mitch McConnell to serve in the Senate?"

This video may provide insight:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDaQZUzJCNM

Cudzoziemiec

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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #667 on: 04 May, 2021, 11:25:46 am »
We call upon mark otp to investigate with a tape measure.
He chickened out, we need someone... bolder.




Going back into my avalanche shelter now.
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quixoticgeek

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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #668 on: 04 May, 2021, 09:41:19 pm »

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-56978344

Sod it, let's just redefine belgium...

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FifeingEejit

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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #669 on: 04 May, 2021, 09:57:15 pm »
Reading that earlier made me finally find out why Belgium exists, my summary: Religion.


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Mr Larrington

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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #670 on: 04 May, 2021, 10:55:24 pm »
Fake news!  The non-existence of Belgium was conclusively* proven more than twenty years ago .  Bielefeld, Winnipeg and Vermont don’t exist either, while Minneapolis was created specifically for The Mary Tyler Moore Show.

* FSVO “conclusive”, obv.
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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #671 on: 04 May, 2021, 11:20:16 pm »

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-56978344

Sod it, let's just redefine belgium...

J


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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #672 on: 05 May, 2021, 03:53:37 am »
We call upon mark otp to investigate with a tape measure.
He chickened out, we need someone... bolder.




Going back into my avalanche shelter now.

The boulder in question actually was removed very quickly, trundled into Boulder Creek by a bulldozer within 24 hours of the incident.