I watched a short video care of Twitter in which a Brummy chap produces what looks like a superb Xmas dinner for under £19, as part pf a challenge to help with COL. All the ingredients are fresh, and it looks absolutely superb. It includes fresh herbs and garlic, salt, pepper, etc.
Cue lots of USAnians going "There's no seasoning!"
Also cue lots of non-colonials asking "What the fuck are salt, pepper, sage, rosemary, mustard, honey and garlic in this context?"
There was also a USAnian video, just for contrast...
Lay uncooked oversweet packaged white 'bread' slices on a baking tray.
Whip together several while raw eggs and a large tin of baked beans and spread on the 'bread', and after sprinkling the whole lot with grated industrial cheese-like substance, bake.
Apparently, "The Brits will love this"