Author Topic: Songs you always sing the wrong words to...  (Read 4942 times)

Vince

  • Can't climb; won't climb
Re: Songs you always sing the wrong words to...
« Reply #25 on: March 07, 2018, 02:14:28 am »
Take my hand, I'm a stranger in paradise little parasite
216km from Marsh Gibbon

T42

  • Gaulois réfractaire
Re: Songs you always sing the wrong words to...
« Reply #26 on: March 07, 2018, 08:03:22 am »
^^^ Nice.

---o0o---

Are you lonesome loathsome tonight?

And in It's Now or Never:

Your lips excite me -
Would you like to bite me?

I've known that version so long that I've forgotten the original, if I ever knew it.
Où sont les merguez d'antan ?

clarion

  • Tyke
Re: Songs you always sing the wrong words to...
« Reply #27 on: March 07, 2018, 09:15:06 am »
Take my hand, I'm a stranger in paradise little parasite
Shake my gland, I'm a strange-looking parasite
Getting there...

Re: Songs you always sing the wrong words to...
« Reply #28 on: March 07, 2018, 10:53:16 am »
Hey ho, hey ho
It's off to work we go
With a shovel and a pick and a rhubarb stick
I thought the traditional lyrics were
"bucket and spade and a hand grenade"  ???

Torslanda

  • Professional Gobshite
  • Just a tart for retro kit . . .
    • John's Bikes
Re: Songs you always sing the wrong words to...
« Reply #29 on: March 07, 2018, 03:51:10 pm »
With - a shuvel anna spade anna hand grenade...
VELOMANCER

Well that's the more blunt way of putting it but as usual he's dead right.

T42

  • Gaulois réfractaire
Re: Songs you always sing the wrong words to...
« Reply #30 on: March 07, 2018, 05:12:51 pm »
With a pile and a pong
Où sont les merguez d'antan ?

Eccentrica Gallumbits

  • Rock 'n' roll and brew, rock 'n' roll and brew...
Re: Songs you always sing the wrong words to...
« Reply #31 on: March 07, 2018, 06:31:12 pm »
And a great big bong?
My feminist marxist dialectic brings all the boys to the yard.


T42

  • Gaulois réfractaire
Re: Songs you always sing the wrong words to...
« Reply #32 on: March 08, 2018, 07:54:27 am »
I'll put a smell on you
Because you're mine.



And for Mr. Putin's twilight warriors:

Nights in White Sarin
Où sont les merguez d'antan ?

Re: Songs you always sing the wrong words to...
« Reply #33 on: March 08, 2018, 11:00:10 am »
Gaviscon, Oh Gaviscon,
Can you hear my tummy rumbling?

Re: Songs you always sing the wrong words to...
« Reply #34 on: March 29, 2018, 08:10:43 am »
The vol-au-vent is not that bad (Tiny Dancer - Elton John)

Re: Songs you always sing the wrong words to...
« Reply #35 on: March 31, 2018, 02:36:52 pm »
Chicks and ducks and geese better scurry
When they see me makin’ a curry
L'enfer, c'est les autos.

Pingu

  • Put away those fiery biscuits!
  • Mrs Pingu's domestique
    • the Igloo
Re: Songs you always sing the wrong words to...
« Reply #36 on: April 01, 2018, 12:04:06 am »
My angel is a sennapod.

simonp

  • Omnomnomnipotent.
Re: Songs you always sing the wrong words to...
« Reply #37 on: April 01, 2018, 12:36:25 am »
Tiger flying in the sunshine.

T42

  • Gaulois réfractaire
Re: Songs you always sing the wrong words to...
« Reply #38 on: April 01, 2018, 08:46:49 am »
And did the county nance divine...
Où sont les merguez d'antan ?

Basil

  • Um....err......oh bugger!
  • Help me!
Re: Songs you always sing the wrong words to...
« Reply #39 on: April 01, 2018, 02:49:30 pm »
Peter the Great and Edward the Seventh,
George the Fifth and Louis the Eleventh,
Nebuchadnezzar, The Lord of the Rings,
These are a few of my favourite kings.
Quote from: Kim
And remember that friends who organise things on Facebook aren't proper friends anyway.

Re: Songs you always sing the wrong words to...
« Reply #40 on: April 01, 2018, 09:58:54 pm »
I try to say goodbye and I choke
Try to walk away and I stumble
Though I try to hide it, it's clear
My world crumbles I wear goggles when you are not here

Andrij

  • Андрій
  • Ερασιτεχνικός μισάνθρωπος
Re: Songs you always sing the wrong words to...
« Reply #41 on: April 04, 2018, 12:34:59 pm »
;D  Andrij.  I pronounce you Complete and Utter GIT   :thumbsup:

ElyDave

  • Royal and Ancient Polar Bear Society member 263583
Re: Songs you always sing the wrong words to...
« Reply #42 on: April 06, 2018, 01:52:54 pm »
Chris Rea
God's Great Banana Skin

always becomes "God's great, but man has skin"  for at least a few verses

And then there's "it's gonna be a hard egg tonight" by the Eagles
“Procrastination is the thief of time, collar him.” –Charles Dickens

T42

  • Gaulois réfractaire
Re: Songs you always sing the wrong words to...
« Reply #43 on: October 09, 2018, 11:11:37 am »
I dream of Jeannie with the light brown hair
Floating like a Zeppelin on the bright summer air
Où sont les merguez d'antan ?

Re: Songs you always sing the wrong words to...
« Reply #44 on: October 09, 2018, 09:38:54 pm »
You're so fat
You probably think this song is about you
Never tell me the odds.

Re: Songs you always sing the wrong words to...
« Reply #45 on: October 17, 2018, 03:04:03 pm »
One night in Bangkok and the world's your lobster...

Re: Songs you always sing the wrong words to...
« Reply #46 on: October 17, 2018, 03:19:18 pm »
I'll just leave this one here....

Legend.

https://youtu.be/0ukn2YT5jeM

IanN

  • Voon
Re: Songs you always sing the wrong words to...
« Reply #47 on: October 17, 2018, 09:41:10 pm »
Glen Campbell "I'm the linesman for Notts county"
(been a while since I sang that  :-[)

and everytime I take a wheel from a car or bike
"You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel"



Re: Songs you always sing the wrong words to...
« Reply #48 on: October 17, 2018, 09:49:22 pm »
Iron Maiden's "Fear of the dark" has always sounded more like a song about anatidaephobia. :demon:
We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare.
Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true. (R. Wilensky)

Redlight

  • Enjoying life in the slow lane
Re: Songs you always sing the wrong words to...
« Reply #49 on: October 17, 2018, 10:00:04 pm »
Then there's Englebert Humperdinck's kitchen sink classic.

Please degrease me, let me flow.

Followed by Paul Simon's '50 Ways to Clean Your Oven'
Between the Disney abattoir and the chemical refinery