I am armed with my stripiest socks, the cheese-tastic citrus print jersey that I reckon you could see from orbit and which clashes astonishingly with my hair (smidsy that, y'swines!), a plenty of orange cardboard, a pannier of random stuff, no caik, no flapjack, somebody's rather late birthday present, the muddiest bike ever and some equally muddy sturdy walking shoes. And a reasonable level of determination to actually make it to Dentdale, one way or another, at the third attmpt! M'off onna h'adventure
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