I have to pitch some new product thing to the mothership bridge in an attempt to get the necessary investment and I've been told by boss that this is probably not the time for another presentation given by mustelids with post-it notes. He has a point. This senior management gig is for bonafide grown-ups and not stuffed toys no matter how articulate they are.
So, I've just invented Pragmatic Cat and the Corporate Klingon.