Reading #thingsbetterthanRiley69.
Rileyy_69 is someone on twitter who has posted some very nasty stuff about Tom Daley today - his dad would be ashamed of him, Rileyy_69 is going to drown him, that sort of stuff. Then he got the huff when it made the news, threatened to sue Sky News for saying stuff about him, and is now having the piss ripped out of him by #thingsbetterthanRiley69. Current suggestions for #thingsbetterthanRiley69 include masturbating with a cheese grater, Jedward duetting with Timmy Mallett, crocs, being the middle person in a human centipede, being masturbated by Edward Scissorhands, and comic sans.