Just been playing this
WTF?! I mean, seriously, WTF?!
It's a well known fact that Japanese games can be a bit, erm, odd, but even under the influence of the humongous quantities of painkillers I've had to take for a back spasm, that made absolutely no sense whatsoever. Especially the polar bear(!).
Perhaps I need to take something stronger - my brain was waving the white flag after about 3 minutes.