Author Topic: Super-Twat  (Read 407204 times)

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1325 on: April 17, 2015, 07:07:30 pm »
Indeed. The late Richard Holmes, military historian and highest ranking territorial officer in the army, said that the Americans had three civil wars, the 'War of independence ', the 'Civil War' and the struggles over civil rights in the 60s and 70s.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1326 on: April 17, 2015, 07:10:21 pm »
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1327 on: April 17, 2015, 08:45:27 pm »
Good grief.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1328 on: April 17, 2015, 09:03:04 pm »
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-32346835
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Wow - and they thought that wouldn't harm the quokkas? What utter fucking bellends.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1329 on: April 18, 2015, 02:14:13 pm »
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1330 on: April 19, 2015, 07:05:43 pm »
"Amphibian-faced politician" (thanks b3ta) Nigel Farage, for calling a carefully- selected and representative BBC audience "left wing" because they don't want to send all the darkies and gyppos home.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1331 on: April 19, 2015, 07:22:36 pm »
In another break from the TwoMinutesHatery, I'd like to nominate the so-called electrician who originally installed the insufficiency of sockets in my kitchen. Not only for breaking all the way through the inner leaf of a cavity wall when chiselling out the hole for the back box, but also for the bodge he'd perpetrated afterwards.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1332 on: April 19, 2015, 08:43:12 pm »
Texan vet Kristen Lindsey. Don't google it; it's upsetting.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1333 on: April 19, 2015, 11:45:48 pm »
Katie Hopkins :sick:
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1334 on: April 20, 2015, 07:40:08 am »
Bzzzt! Repetition!

If it isn't, it should be.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1335 on: April 20, 2015, 07:43:49 am »
Nigel Farage is actually Agent X-2-0 from Stingray...
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Well that's the more blunt way of putting it but as usual he's dead right.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1336 on: April 20, 2015, 10:22:56 am »
Texan vet Kristen Lindsey. Don't google it; it's upsetting.

(Googles it)

I'm not sure who's the twattiest, Lindsey or the S-T Shannon Stoddard:

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However, one of the vet's clients Shannon Stoddard said: "She's a good vet, so maybe her bad choice of posting something on Facebook was not good. But I don't think she should be judged for it."

Texas seems to be overstocked with idiots; they even sent one to the White House.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1337 on: April 20, 2015, 11:34:27 am »
I glogotha'd it as well. Another case of someone so thick they don't think the internet is visible to people other than their friends.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1338 on: April 20, 2015, 11:54:06 am »
To be a vet in the UK: roundabout fifteen A* A levels, having spent every school holiday cleaning up poo at your local vets, following by a willingness to spend the first ten-plus years of your post-qualification career working unsociable hours for unfeasibly small sums of money.

To be a vet in the US: be given a picture of a cat or dog and be able to successfully complete the following exam:

[ ] cat
[ ] dog
[ ] bear
[ ] Canadian
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1339 on: April 20, 2015, 10:53:07 pm »
Guy Martin.  A man trying to be twattish enough to replace the Twatfather on Top Gear:

http://www.visordown.com/motorcycle-news--general-news/guy-martin-in-police-probe-after-admitting-to-180mph-speeds-on-public-roads/26568.html

180mph in a 40mph zone?  Cockwomble.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1340 on: April 20, 2015, 11:00:26 pm »
To be a vet in the UK: roundabout fifteen A* A levels, having spent every school holiday cleaning up poo at your local vets, following by a willingness to spend the first ten-plus years of your post-qualification career working unsociable hours for unfeasibly small sums of money.

To be a vet in the US: be given a picture of a cat or dog and be able to successfully complete the following exam:

[ ] cat
[ ] dog
[ ] bear
[ ] Canadian
I suspect Feline would prolly back you on this. (Mostly)
I stand to be corrected.....

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1341 on: April 21, 2015, 10:14:33 am »
Guy Martin.  A man trying to be twattish enough to replace the Twatfather on Top Gear:

http://www.visordown.com/motorcycle-news--general-news/guy-martin-in-police-probe-after-admitting-to-180mph-speeds-on-public-roads/26568.html

180mph in a 40mph zone?  Cockwomble.

Was he a policeman, off duty, 'testing a new police vehicle', as was acdcepted by a certain judge of our acquaintance?
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1342 on: April 21, 2015, 04:21:27 pm »
Guy Martin.  A man trying to be twattish enough to replace the Twatfather on Top Gear:

http://www.visordown.com/motorcycle-news--general-news/guy-martin-in-police-probe-after-admitting-to-180mph-speeds-on-public-roads/26568.html

180mph in a 40mph zone?  Cockwomble.

The majority of Sulby Straight (the A3), including Ballacrye Bend, is derestricted - ie there is no speed limit. You can argue the wisdom of Martin doing 180mph there, but not the legality.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1343 on: April 21, 2015, 04:44:01 pm »
Guy Martin.  A man trying to be twattish enough to replace the Twatfather on Top Gear:

http://www.visordown.com/motorcycle-news--general-news/guy-martin-in-police-probe-after-admitting-to-180mph-speeds-on-public-roads/26568.html

180mph in a 40mph zone?  Cockwomble.

The majority of Sulby Straight (the A3), including Ballacrye Bend, is derestricted - ie there is no speed limit. You can argue the wisdom of Martin doing 180mph there, but not the legality.

Ballacrye Bridge, where he admitted to being airborne, is a 30mph zone.  He wasn't doing 180 thru Ballacrye for sure but neither will you get airborne at 30mph.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1344 on: April 21, 2015, 07:23:04 pm »
Guy Martin.  A man trying to be twattish enough to replace the Twatfather on Top Gear:

http://www.visordown.com/motorcycle-news--general-news/guy-martin-in-police-probe-after-admitting-to-180mph-speeds-on-public-roads/26568.html

180mph in a 40mph zone?  Cockwomble.

The majority of Sulby Straight (the A3), including Ballacrye Bend, is derestricted - ie there is no speed limit. You can argue the wisdom of Martin doing 180mph there, but not the legality.

Ballacrye Bridge, where he admitted to being airborne, is a 30mph zone.  He wasn't doing 180 thru Ballacrye for sure but neither will you get airborne at 30mph.

Not how I read it:

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Martin added: ‘About 17 miles into the lap there’s a corner called Ballacrye, a fast left out of the village of Ballaugh.

‘On this Sunday morning I just got around it with the accelerator flat to the floor. There’s a jump after the corner, and the car was off the ground, all the lights flashing on the dash telling me everything was dropping off. It fishtailed when it landed,’

Read more: http://www.visordown.com/motorcycle-news--general-news/guy-martin-in-police-probe-after-admitting-to-180mph-speeds-on-public-roads/26568.html#ixzz3Xy9kD4qo

Ballaugh Bridge is certainly in a 30 limit, but that's not what he's talking about. There's no Ballacrye Bridge as far as I'm aware, and Ballacrye Bend, which is where he claims to have got airborne, is in a derestricted zone.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1345 on: April 22, 2015, 08:54:04 am »
Grant Shaps, again.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1348 on: April 29, 2015, 09:42:06 pm »
What utter and complete bollocks.

ETA: And the same to the commenters who sum it up as "Oh, it's just porkers whining"
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1349 on: April 29, 2015, 09:57:43 pm »
Guy Martin.  A man trying to be twattish enough to replace the Twatfather on Top Gear:

http://www.visordown.com/motorcycle-news--general-news/guy-martin-in-police-probe-after-admitting-to-180mph-speeds-on-public-roads/26568.html

180mph in a 40mph zone?  Cockwomble.

The majority of Sulby Straight (the A3), including Ballacrye Bend, is derestricted - ie there is no speed limit. You can argue the wisdom of Martin doing 180mph there, but not the legality.

Ballacrye Bridge, where he admitted to being airborne, is a 30mph zone.  He wasn't doing 180 thru Ballacrye for sure but neither will you get airborne at 30mph.
I've been airborne in a Nissan Micra at that sort of speed here: https://goo.gl/maps/qhepz

The height of the Google camera car disguises the nastiness of this particular humpbacked bridge.  In the dark you can miss the sign and suddenly WHUMP!

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