Author Topic: Super-Twat  (Read 359358 times)

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #25 on: November 09, 2008, 09:56:36 pm »
Bill Oddie. 

Nobody on this page has mentioned him yet  ;)

annie

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #26 on: November 09, 2008, 10:06:33 pm »
Annie, please don't tell me you fancy Jason Super-Twat, I had you down as having good taste and intelligence! :P



Don't be daft.

I prefer intellect, a cuppa and a good book or a brisk walk. 

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #27 on: November 09, 2008, 10:19:20 pm »
John Humphrys off Radio 4.

SUPER-SUPER-ULTRA-TWAT! Don't you think the Today program is so much better when he's not involved? The BBC's Rottweiler? The BBC's twat-supreme more like!

Saying that, I don't find him half so irritating on the Moral Maze program which he also hosts.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #28 on: November 09, 2008, 10:27:09 pm »
I'm still stuck with Thatcher, Tebbit, Parkinson, Baker et al. I used to spend hours wondering which of those I hated most.
Homo sapiens - a creature so intelligent it knowingly sowed the seeds of its own destruction and did nothing about it.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #29 on: November 09, 2008, 10:29:09 pm »
Parkinson! There's one - you just reminded me, thanks for that.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #30 on: November 09, 2008, 10:30:12 pm »
John Humphrys off Radio 4.

SUPER-SUPER-ULTRA-TWAT! Don't you think the Today program is so much better when he's not involved? The BBC's Rottweiler? The BBC's twat-supreme more like!

Saying that, I don't find him half so irritating on the Moral Maze program which he also hosts.

Bzzt.  The Moral Maze is hosted by Michael Buerk.

The Moral Maze often features rabid frothing Melanie Philips, whom I'd like to nominate.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #31 on: November 09, 2008, 10:31:14 pm »
I'm still stuck with Thatcher, Tebbit, Parkinson, Baker et al. I used to spend hours wondering which of those I hated most.
Likewise with Tony BLiar, Gordon Brown, Michael Foot, Neil Kinnock, John Smith, John Prescot et al!!   :P :P
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #32 on: November 09, 2008, 10:33:55 pm »
]Likewise with Tony BLiar, Gordon Brown, Michael Foot, Neil Kinnock, John Smith, John Prescot et al!!   :P :P
Chris Hoy.
You forgot Chris Hoy.  :P
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #33 on: November 09, 2008, 10:34:26 pm »
Rosemary Leonard

 :sick:

A significant contributing factor in my disillusionment with morning news on TV. Every time I switch it on, that patronising bitch is there, when what I want is The News.  


Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #34 on: November 09, 2008, 10:35:28 pm »
Anne Widdecombe.  The most odious woman ever to bestride the Countdown studio.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #35 on: November 09, 2008, 10:38:01 pm »
I'm still stuck with Thatcher, Tebbit, Parkinson, Baker et al. I used to spend hours wondering which of those I hated most.
Likewise with Tony BLiar, Gordon Brown, Michael Foot, Neil Kinnock, John Smith, John Prescot et al!!   :P :P

Michael Foot?  I s'pose, if you didn't like his politics...

But John Smith?  Really?  Given the calibre of Tories opposing him at the time, he would have to be a combination of Satan and Stig of the Dump to attract any real bile.  Seemed pretty inoffensive to me.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #36 on: November 09, 2008, 10:38:12 pm »
Bzzt.  The Moral Maze is hosted by Michael Buerk.

The Moral Maze often features rabid frothing Melanie Philips, whom I'd like to nominate.

It is, I get confused with who's who in the BBC's 'intellectual' bracket.

Melanie Philips can rot in Hell her own effluence.

Melanie Philips - Super-Twat

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #37 on: November 09, 2008, 10:41:43 pm »
I'm still stuck with Thatcher, Tebbit, Parkinson, Baker et al. I used to spend hours wondering which of those I hated most.
Likewise with Tony BLiar, Gordon Brown, Michael Foot, Neil Kinnock, John Smith, John Prescot et al!!   :P :P

I suppose Kenneth Baker brought a completely different meaning the the expression "peak oil". ;)
Homo sapiens - a creature so intelligent it knowingly sowed the seeds of its own destruction and did nothing about it.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #38 on: November 09, 2008, 10:54:51 pm »
Gillian McKeith - I'm incandescent at the thought of this one.

Gillian McKeith - Super-Twat.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #39 on: November 09, 2008, 10:56:33 pm »
Anne Widdecombe.  The most odious woman ever to bestride the Countdown studio.

OMG.

What an image.

Dandruff on the studio floor?
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #40 on: November 09, 2008, 11:11:55 pm »
Gillian McKeith - I'm incandescent at the thought of this one.

Gillian McKeith = Super-Twat.

Having read that article, I must say that I do agree with you.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #41 on: November 09, 2008, 11:12:52 pm »
I'm still stuck with Thatcher, Tebbit, Parkinson, Baker et al. I used to spend hours wondering which of those I hated most.
Parkinson! There's one - you just reminded me, thanks for that.

It's just occured to me that that you were most likely talking about Cecil Parkinson, whereas I had in mind that twat-done-good from Yorkshire, Michael Parkinson.

Michael Parkinson - Super-Twat

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #42 on: November 09, 2008, 11:22:12 pm »
You are right - I was referring to Cecil Parkinson.

Your link underlines what a consummate c*nt the man is.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #43 on: November 10, 2008, 12:31:26 am »
Jon "Gaunty" Gaunt.

The man's a maggot.
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Che

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #44 on: November 10, 2008, 02:04:17 am »
Bear Grylls winds me up of course, and all other climbers or mountaineers, for his hyperbole. As far as I can tell, the climbs he does, and the situations he puts himself in, are highly non-trivial to deal with, and would be very dangerous indeed -- nay likely fatal -- for the totally inexperienced. Nonetheless, they represent utterly manageable risks to the experienced mountaineer and outdoorsman, with none of the kind of acute danger that the program presents.

One slip and he's dead? Whatever.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #45 on: November 10, 2008, 06:39:40 am »
Stephen Nolan off Radio 5...

Anita Anand off Radio 5...

Peter Allen off Radio 5...

John Humphrys off Radio 4.

d.



cant believe you missed out Nicky Campbell. 


Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #46 on: November 10, 2008, 06:43:43 am »
My father describes such people as having "punchable faces".

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #47 on: November 10, 2008, 08:03:55 am »
John Humphrys off Radio 4.

SUPER-SUPER-ULTRA-TWAT! Don't you think the Today program is so much better when he's not involved? The BBC's Rottweiler? The BBC's twat-supreme more like!


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LEE

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #48 on: November 10, 2008, 08:19:52 am »
I can't decide between Gordon (Swearing does not pass for a personality) Ramsay and Chris (I am not as funny as I think) Moyles.

Would it be possible to arrange a fight to the death between them to decide?

(Then kill the winner)

clarion

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #49 on: November 10, 2008, 10:02:01 am »
Anne Atkins

Melanie Phillips

David Starkey

Brian Sewell

Nicky Campbell

Jeremy Vine

Oh sod it, this could take hours:

Anyone who appears on TV

&

Anyone who appears in 'Celeb' mags.

That should just about cover it.
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