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clarion

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #300 on: August 04, 2010, 04:27:11 pm »
David Mellor.  I am sure anyone working at ports & airports would agree today.  SuperTwat.
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Mr Larrington

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #301 on: August 05, 2010, 09:49:27 am »
That bloke who did "Thought For The Day" yesterday.  Fortunately I missed it for once.  Apparently he was slagging off people who have elaborate weddings.  He sounds like a miserable twat.
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HTFB

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #302 on: August 05, 2010, 09:52:43 am »
The Rev'd Canon Dr Giles Fraser, one of the few religious commentators with at least one foot in the twenty-first century. He's probably been doing two weddings a weekend for the last four months; it's no wonder he's a little jaded.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #303 on: August 05, 2010, 09:58:23 am »
A A Gill

'nuff said.
You are in a maze of twisty flat droves, all alike.

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clarion

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #304 on: August 05, 2010, 10:02:48 am »
I quite like Giles Fraser.

And yeah - elaborate weddings are over-rated. ;)
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #305 on: August 05, 2010, 10:21:47 am »
Hi, I'm new, will introduce myself later but in the meantime, just had to say.....


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clarion

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #306 on: August 05, 2010, 10:28:47 am »
Absolutely.  The biggest ego and most monumental lack of self-awareness in the business.*

Hi.





* Mr Diddy, that is, not you ;)
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #307 on: August 05, 2010, 10:30:29 am »
A A Gill

'nuff said.

And his editor at the Sunday Sun.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #308 on: August 05, 2010, 10:47:20 am »
Wot Clarion said.  Anyone who covers Every Breath You Take is automatically a capybara's clunge of the first water.  Doubly so when you don't realise that far from being a love song, it's the second-creepiest1 piece of audio stalking in the history of popular music.

1 - Obsession by Punishment of Luxury is even creepier, as the narrator comes right out and says he'll kill the girl rather than let her go out with anyone else.
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LindaG

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #309 on: August 05, 2010, 10:57:54 am »
That bloke who did "Thought For The Day" yesterday.  Fortunately I missed it for once.  Apparently he was slagging off people who have elaborate weddings.  He sounds like a miserable twat.
I agreed with pretty much every word he said.

clarion

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #310 on: August 05, 2010, 10:58:21 am »
What about Delilah, Mr L?  Just cause it's belted out by a bloke with tight pants and a big hairy chest don't mean it's anything short of creepy...

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wafflycat

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #311 on: August 05, 2010, 11:36:15 am »
Has anyone mentioned on this page yet...

Bill Oddie
Jeremy Vine
John Humphreys
Jon Snow
Jeremy Clarkson (spit, spit, spit...)
James May
'The Hamster'
Liz Jones
Richard Littlejohn
Peter Hitchens
Janet Daley
Julie Birchill
Dominic Lawson
Rod Liddle
Anne wot's her name that gets dragged out to pontificate on religious/moral stuff as she's married to a vicar-type
Christopher Monckton

I'm sure I can think of more...

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #312 on: August 05, 2010, 11:42:01 am »
What about Delilah, Mr L?  Just cause it's belted out by a bloke with tight pants and a big hairy chest don't mean it's anything short of creepy...

Ah, but that's based on a true story.

FSVO "true", obv.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #313 on: August 05, 2010, 12:55:25 pm »
Has anyone mentioned Robbie Savage yet?  I'd be able to put up with his stupidity, or his ignorance, or his cockiness, if it wasn't for his stupidity, and his ignorance, and his cockiness, and his appalling narcissism.  What a cock. 

He spent the entire radio 5 coverage of the New Zealand vs Italy game wittering on about the frigging England team and how the players get bored cos the life of a footballer is so hard, a whole raft of pathetic insights which he offered as if they were rare glimpses into a secret kingdom.  Not only was I listening to the game to try to escape the endless, tedious examination of the England team, but all the while, a football match was happening in which the world champions were being defeated by a pack of sheep-shearers from the arse end of the planet.  Something interesting was actually happening!  Shut the fuck up, Robbie!  Argh!

clarion

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #314 on: August 05, 2010, 12:59:22 pm »
I wondered why, after all this time, Savage was an irritant.

I hadn't realised he was being used as an 'expert' :-)
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #315 on: August 05, 2010, 01:04:56 pm »
Even Savage's co-commentator was audibly annoyed.

jogler

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #316 on: August 05, 2010, 01:05:18 pm »
 
I wondered why, after all this time, Savage was an irritant.

I hadn't realised he was being used as an 'expert' :-)

Definition of "expert"...
 "ex"= has been
"spert"= a drip under pressure

clarion

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #317 on: August 05, 2010, 01:30:16 pm »
Well, in any game involving a lot of unnecessary shoving, hoofing or reckless tackles, he'd be able to advise...
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #318 on: June 07, 2011, 09:14:21 am »
Super-Twat DJ - Steve Wright.

Very occasionally I find I've accidentally tuned into Radio 2 when this bag of sh1t is spilling over the microphone. I can't dwell on it for too long or I'll explode with contempt, but there are two main things he does which have me scrambling to turn him off: Singing over the end of crappy songs, badly. Who the f*ck does he think he is that the listening public would actually enjoy hearing his stupid voice render a bad song even worse. Then, he'll make some half-arsed attempt at a witticism, but not without rounding it off with the phrase "Did you see what I did there?". YOU JUST ADDED TO THE SUM OF YOUR TWATISHNESS YOU UTTER, UTTER C*NT!

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #319 on: June 07, 2011, 07:13:46 pm »
Ryan Giggs must now be in this category.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #320 on: June 30, 2011, 06:16:01 pm »
Do we have Danny Alexander yet?  If so, excellent but he deserves another mention because he's so po-faced, chinless and obviously evil.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #321 on: June 30, 2011, 09:18:03 pm »
Francis Maude  :sick:

clarion

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #322 on: June 30, 2011, 09:53:54 pm »
Francis Maude  :sick:

+ 1*10^6

He's a crap liar as well as a supertwat.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #323 on: June 30, 2011, 11:12:52 pm »
While we're at it...



clarion

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #324 on: June 30, 2011, 11:13:49 pm »
I think he's popped up at least three times already.

But he is a massive supertwat.
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