Author Topic: Super-Twat  (Read 383867 times)

ian

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3500 on: January 23, 2019, 12:12:26 pm »
There are so many Brexit twats, it's hard to keep track. Is Liam Fox the irony-proofed fat and lazy one who's only palpable contribution is calling other people 'fat and lazy'?
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3501 on: January 23, 2019, 06:22:26 pm »
You mean the fat, lazy, useless, not gay*, expenses-fiddling, disgraced former defence secretary and sometime GP Liam Fox?  Yes.

*which he had to strenuously deny, after taking his best mate on official jollies with him and sharing hotel rooms
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3502 on: January 25, 2019, 10:53:28 pm »
You mean the fat, lazy, useless, not gay*, expenses-fiddling, disgraced former defence secretary and sometime GP Liam Fox?  Yes.

*which he had to strenuously deny, after taking his best mate on official jollies with him and sharing hotel rooms

He was being economical with the Werrity.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3503 on: January 25, 2019, 10:54:20 pm »
You mean the fat, lazy, useless, not gay*, expenses-fiddling, disgraced former defence secretary and sometime GP Liam Fox?  Yes.

*which he had to strenuously deny, after taking his best mate on official jollies with him and sharing hotel rooms

He was being economical with the Werrity.

ROFL  ;D
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3504 on: January 26, 2019, 09:14:55 am »
Almost lost my coffee all over my tablet reading this description of the foppish twat JRM

If you had to distil into one personage the British people’s gibbering historical deference to terrible ideas advanced by low-to-middlebrow post-feudal shitlords who openly detest them, this plastic aristocrat would be it. Rees-Mogg is the logical end of whole centuries of barking up the wrong tree.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3505 on: January 26, 2019, 09:25:02 am »
I am absolutely livid at all the institutions that act as a rostrum for the likes of Mogg. Super twats like him know the easy way to get media bandwidth is to be a complete prick, and the lazy bastards at aforementioned outlets know the easy way to get attention to their respective 'streams' is to host them. It's a ghastly revolving door of super twats welcoming super twats and I'm sick of it. Don't even bother watching or listening to BBC news now. Channel 4 some other days and that's all I can be arsed with.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3506 on: January 26, 2019, 11:56:35 am »
Almost lost my coffee all over my tablet reading this description of the foppish twat JRM

If you had to distil into one personage the British people’s gibbering historical deference to terrible ideas advanced by low-to-middlebrow post-feudal shitlords who openly detest them, this plastic aristocrat would be it. Rees-Mogg is the logical end of whole centuries of barking up the wrong tree.

The entire article is recommended reading for multiple Super Twats :)
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/jan/25/rees-mogg-brexit-emergency
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3507 on: January 26, 2019, 01:28:16 pm »
You mean the fat, lazy, useless, not gay*, expenses-fiddling, disgraced former defence secretary and sometime GP Liam Fox?  Yes.

*which he had to strenuously deny, after taking his best mate on official jollies with him and sharing hotel rooms

He was being economical with the Werrity.

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citoyen

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3508 on: January 28, 2019, 02:35:49 pm »
Note to 'Big Alan' Hardy: it's easier to avoid 'accidentally' posting pictures of your penis to Twitter if you don't keep such pictures on your phone.

Thankfully, I haven't seen said picture, but I can't help thinking it's more likely to be a 'Little Norm', not even an 'Average sized Jill Swinburne'

ian

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3509 on: January 28, 2019, 04:36:35 pm »
I've no idea who 'Big Alan' is, but I guess he's put that moniker to the test.

That said, it's a penis – half the population have one, and the other half have probably seen one, I'm never sure why we get so het up over such small things.

It could be worse, when I lived in the US a local school teacher inadvertently sent a picture of himself naked to his entire K12 class, rather than the appropriately adult woman he'd intended. I doubt even the US being a nation of moral prudes made it any worse.
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citoyen

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3510 on: January 28, 2019, 05:05:42 pm »
I'm never sure why we get so het up over such small things.

Me neither, but apparently, accidentally* posting a picture of one's penis to Twitter is a serious enough offence to require one to sell one's League Two football club.

Which is why it's stupid to keep pictures of one's penis on one's internet-connected mobile device if one wants to avoid such outcomes.

Mind you, I blame the people who thought it was a good idea to put cameras in telephones in the first place. It's a truism that if you give a boy a gadget, he will at some point either try to stick his cock in it or take a picture of his cock with it. Or both.

*assuming it really was an accident, it's not really a big deal, just a bit embarrassing. I understand that women often receive unsolicited penis pictures on social media that are sent deliberately and that's a different matter.

ian

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3511 on: January 28, 2019, 05:20:06 pm »
Blimey, I'd better wipe my phone, I don't even have a second division football club to sell.

I obviously am of such a vintage that courtship didn't involve the mutual exchange of photos of each others' genitalia. For which I'm grateful (as were the staff on the photo desk of Boots). Possibly it's just me, but they're never the most attractive bits of a person.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3512 on: January 28, 2019, 07:02:48 pm »
The old gammon interviewed on BBC News tonight who said food shortages would do us good and make us appreciate things more.

Can't there be a dementia test before these old bastards are allowed to vote?
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3513 on: February 08, 2019, 05:57:21 pm »
Christopher Chope is a very bad swear indeed.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3514 on: February 08, 2019, 06:05:17 pm »
Christopher Chope is a very bad swear indeed.

You mean the chrome-plated ocean-going thunderclunge who's blocking an anti-FGM bill?

What a spoogetrumpet...
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3515 on: February 08, 2019, 06:18:05 pm »
He's done it again!

I have nothing positive to say about this chap.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3516 on: February 08, 2019, 09:10:39 pm »
One has to wonder what damage a man carries for him to oppose a bill against FGM. I know he’s got history of opposing any legislation to do with women’s rights but to oppose stopping FGM indicates some serious damage
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3517 on: February 08, 2019, 10:03:08 pm »
The "p" in his surname appears to have been rotated accidentally through 180 degrees,
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citoyen

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3518 on: February 08, 2019, 11:27:41 pm »
His brain appears to have been rotated 180° inside his head, more like.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3519 on: February 13, 2019, 06:10:49 pm »
Jim Ratcliffe.


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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3520 on: February 14, 2019, 02:12:08 pm »
(Googles)

Indeed.  Twatmungous to the nth degree.

Is is worth mentioning that #ColossalBellend Piers "Morgan" Moron got knocked out of the Gammon World Cup at the semi-final stage and then lost the third-place playoff to Hatey Cockpins?  The final is still being played: Nigel Farage vs. Stephen Yaxley-Lennon aka Andrew McMaster aka Paul Harris aka Tommy Robinson.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3522 on: February 25, 2019, 10:28:04 am »
Jim Ratcliffe.

+1


his planning application for his uber-palace alone earns him the moniker Super-Twat never mind his opposition to environmental laws/taxes and remaining in Europe. But now he is off to a European tax haven because he can have more £billions to add to his other £billions.


Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3524 on: February 27, 2019, 01:14:41 pm »
Pell is an 'interesting' read. he did his early years in some seminary where there might have been some homosexual activity but he neither knew of or saw any. And the further up the ladder he got the more he hammered out the Church's doctrines on IVF/Homosexuality etc etc. Basically anyone who isn't Catholic and obeys the Church will be toasting in Hell. I guess he will be repenting at leisure and if he does believe in Catholic doctrines then Hell might be a bad place to be. Hopefully Il Papa will be sending him a note saying You are excommunicated, no forgiveness/redemption/do not pass GO. Still, he can compare notes with Lucifer  :demon: as to who has fallen further