Author Topic: Super-Twat  (Read 380681 times)

Steph

  • Fast. Fast and bulbous. But fluffy.
Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3575 on: March 25, 2019, 09:55:01 am »
Caroline Farrow. Again.
Mae angen arnaf i byw, a fe fydda'i

TheLurker

  • Goes well with magnolia.
Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3576 on: March 25, 2019, 06:38:48 pm »
Boris Johnson... Poundland Churchill.
Over-priced.  Not worth a brass farthing.
Τα πιο όμορφα ταξίδια γίνονται με τις δικές μας δυνάμεις - Φίλοι του Ποδήλατου

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3577 on: March 27, 2019, 10:09:24 am »
Nigel Farage - all the time!

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3578 on: March 29, 2019, 02:55:11 pm »
Robert Winston. For saying that numberplates make sense for cycles.
Sorting my life out, one shed at a time.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3579 on: March 29, 2019, 03:56:55 pm »
Seems to me Parliament needs to open the doors and let a bit of fresh air in.
Get a bicycle. You will never regret it, if you live- Mark Twain

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3580 on: March 29, 2019, 05:03:25 pm »
Seems to me Parliament needs to open the doors and let a bit of fresh air in.
Maybe we could go back to the original idea with papal conclaves. Lock them in, no food, and take the roof off (or at least threaten to)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1268–71_papal_election
"No matter how slow you go, you're still lapping everybody on the couch."

spesh

  • Trump-Russia posting ninja
Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3581 on: March 29, 2019, 05:16:54 pm »
Seems to me Parliament needs to open the doors and let a bit of fresh air the Thames in.

 :demon:
If you think this has a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.

It's not the despair... I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand.

Pingu

  • Put away those fiery biscuits!
  • Mrs Pingu's domestique
    • the Igloo
Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3582 on: April 08, 2019, 08:58:09 pm »
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/apr/08/boris-johnson-under-fire-failing-declare-house-somerset-commons-standards

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The committee noted with concern that two investigations by the commissioner in rapid succession demonstrate a pattern of behaviour by Mr Johnson which reinforces their previous view that he had displayed an over-casual attitude towards obeying the rules of the house.

Mrs Pingu

  • Who ate all the pies? Me
    • Twitter
Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3583 on: April 08, 2019, 09:04:54 pm »
Peter Griffin, er. Twatty Francois.
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/apr/08/mps-mark-francois-call-for-confidence-vote-in-theresa-may-to-block-further-brexit-delay

I didn't get the result I wanted first time so let's have another go. Ironic, much?
Also, you have no place slagging off people for eating too much pizza, you deep fried gammon moron.
Do not clench. It only makes it worse.

spesh

  • Trump-Russia posting ninja
Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3584 on: April 10, 2019, 10:09:05 pm »
Tony Tinderholt, Representative for the 14th century...

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Texas lawmakers are considering a bill that would ban abortion in the state and charge women who have abortions with homicide, which can carry the death penalty in the state.

Rep. Tony Tinderholt, a Republican, introduced the “Abolition of Abortion in Texas Act,” or House Bill 896, in January to "protect the rights of an unborn child" but it was granted its first committee hearing on Monday and Tuesday.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/texas-lawmakers-consider-death-penalty-women-who-get-abortions-n993171

Might as well lock the thread after this one...
If you think this has a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.

It's not the despair... I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand.

T42

  • Gaulois réfractaire
Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3585 on: April 12, 2019, 03:34:25 pm »
Special Super-Twat with Oak-Leaves-on-the-Line award for all the Twitter- & Facebook-dwelling idiots who photoshopped something into the middle of the M87 black hole.
Où sont les merguez d'antan ?