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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3675 on: August 15, 2019, 01:56:07 pm »
The person who thought up this "rule" and the person who made the decision to implement it.

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2019/aug/15/winning-triathletes-jess-learmonth-georgia-taylor-brown-disqualified-tokyo-hand-in-hand-triathlon


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It does seem somewhat harsh, and not a little bit partisan given that both were British.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3676 on: August 17, 2019, 08:37:46 am »
Down at one of our local retail parks: The Hough, a couple of homeless men had taken up home under a bike shelter, first rocking up with a tarp and then a tent. They did no one any harm, kept themselves to themselves and kept the place clean. There was never an issue with finding somewhere to leave a bike as, well frankly who cycles to a retail park?

Anyway, this morning I turn up to discover some super twat has decided that they cannot have a couple of homeless people ruining their retail park so they have removed the shelter.

Pointless, vindictive and a generally twattish thing to have done.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3677 on: August 26, 2019, 08:22:35 pm »
The individual (s) who thought it funny to set fire to a local highschool on a Sunday afternoon... Rumour has it, it was a pair of 14 year olds...

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3678 on: August 29, 2019, 07:49:45 pm »
I know they're all super twats, but some twats are more equal than others. Sajid Javid for example.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3679 on: September 13, 2019, 09:38:33 pm »
Piers "Morgan" Moron, the colossal bellend, hasn't done anything notably twattish recently but when he does, the Liverpool Uni team are ready for him:


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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3680 on: September 19, 2019, 05:09:16 am »
I am not sure whether wonky-mouthed Conservative propagandist Taury Kuennsberg has been nominated for S-T status before, but she has been now.  The twat.
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« Reply #3681 on: September 19, 2019, 07:58:46 am »
She went up in my estimation earlier this week  - she was actually asking BSJ some difficult questions AND kept the pressure on for a couple of rounds. She’s since crashed again though, I assume through same tweet that has prompted this nomination.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3682 on: September 22, 2019, 02:50:26 pm »
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3683 on: September 22, 2019, 02:53:25 pm »
Ugh
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3684 on: September 24, 2019, 06:48:04 pm »
Mae angen arnaf i byw, a fe fydda'i

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3685 on: September 25, 2019, 10:51:08 pm »
Serial Super-Twat BJ excelled himself today.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3686 on: September 26, 2019, 09:08:52 pm »
Doesn't he already have a lifetime award, like Trump and Piers Morgan CBE?
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3687 on: October 04, 2019, 09:15:50 am »
Not named in the article, but they know who he is.

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Wombat stoning: Australian police officer investigated over video

Video footage of an off-duty police officer stoning a wombat, and possibly killing it, is being investigated, South Australia Police have announced.

The video was posted on Facebook and shows a shirtless man repeatedly throwing rocks at a wombat as it tries to run away.

Encouraged by the person filming, the man hits the wombat in the head several times before it rolls over.

Police Commissioner Grant Stevens said the actions were "totally abhorrent".

He confirmed the man in the video was a police officer in a statement on Wednesday...


https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-49918800

>:(
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3688 on: October 07, 2019, 09:41:13 am »
Anne Sacoolas

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3689 on: October 15, 2019, 11:44:26 am »
Joint award to Harry Redknapp and Bournemouth, Christchurch & Poole Council.

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Plans by football manager Harry Redknapp to convert homeless accommodation into flats and houses have been approved.

His company, Pierfront Properties, will redevelop the former Belgravia Hotel in Christchurch Road, Bournemouth...

...The majority of objections to the plans were from people living in the building, including Edward Hyde who told BCP it would exacerbate the homeless situation and put the welfare of residents at risk.

He said: "I am pleading with yourselves to refuse the planning of our homes to give us continuing support for people who are the most vulnerable in our society."

Another occupant, Christopher Whitely, told the council he and others in the building had been issued eviction notices for 27 September, and added: "All residents are in complete limbo for their futures."

Karen Hunt, who oversaw the homeless accommodation, had urged Pierfront to withdraw the plans, saying the lives of people living there had been transformed.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-50052815
What duck?

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3690 on: October 16, 2019, 06:16:26 pm »
Anne Sacoolas

The White House, particularly National Security Adviser Robert O’Brien, and the Mango Monster, managed to make a bad situation worse:

https://www.thedailybeast.com/anne-sacoolas-grieving-parents-ambushed-by-trump-who-was-hiding-spy-wife-at-the-white-house

It's not that the Dunns don't want to meet Anne Sacoolas, but trying to turn it into something from reality TV was monumentally crass.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3691 on: October 16, 2019, 07:50:57 pm »
Louse Mensch, for Twitter outburst about the Belgian King's aunt.
And all the proto fascist shitbags who echoed it.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3692 on: October 31, 2019, 08:53:11 pm »
Rod Liddle, and Andrew Neil for giving him a platform.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3693 on: October 31, 2019, 09:15:04 pm »
Yes.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3694 on: November 01, 2019, 12:58:27 pm »
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3695 on: November 01, 2019, 02:01:16 pm »
(Fires up Mr Google)

The day after I lead the Panzers down Whitehall Rod Liddle will be forbidden to vote, because customers of the Reëducation Camps will have voting rights withdrawn until they learn how to be civilised.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3696 on: November 02, 2019, 09:35:59 pm »
Miay i suggest that we refer to Rod Liddle as Weird Bloke?

He's bound to be back here soon.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3697 on: November 11, 2019, 07:00:13 pm »
The award of Super-Twat with Oak Leaves, Bars and Diamonds and a gold-plated bone saw goes to Uber CEO Dara Khosrowshahi.

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I need everyone to pay attention to what @Uber CEO @dkhos is saying here.

Not only is he running cover for the Saudi government by saying the pre-planned murder of a @washingtonpost writer was a "mistake", he compares the murder of a human being to Uber making a tech glitch.
https://twitter.com/KarenAttiah/status/1193856709124444160
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3698 on: November 11, 2019, 11:58:50 pm »
Got to keep those investors happy...
Careful, Kim. Your sarcasm's showing...

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3699 on: November 12, 2019, 09:33:45 am »
To say nothing of the board.
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