Author Topic: Super-Twat  (Read 512180 times)

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3725 on: January 19, 2020, 10:04:06 pm »
https://twitter.com/peterwalker99/status/1219007860388044802?s=20    Faux Pas.  He's being groomed as a media player  :sick:
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3727 on: January 21, 2020, 09:22:26 am »
I'd never heard of the bloke either but - serious question - why was he on Question Time? Does he have a track record of commenting on current affairs or some particular expertise that qualifies him being invited to share his analysis?  I know the programme can't get any heavyweight politicians very often these days, and seems content to fish the same handful of 'commentator' guests from a small cesspit of tired media whores, but I'm puzzled as to how it selects the other people that appear.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3728 on: January 21, 2020, 09:24:35 am »
Televisual clickbait, I guess. People will get offended on Twitter about, when it comes down to it, one person's opinion (and I can't be bothered to look what that opinion is because I just don't care).
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3729 on: January 22, 2020, 01:04:25 pm »
It appears that Radio DJ Liz Kershaw merits inclusion on our Twat list.  https://twitter.com/LizKershawDJ/status/1219321284405944320?s=20   :sick:    Checking her timeline she was pushing that Fox chap's music recently as well.   :sick:
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3730 on: January 22, 2020, 01:30:49 pm »
It appears that Radio DJ Liz Kershaw merits inclusion on our Twat list.  https://twitter.com/LizKershawDJ/status/1219321284405944320?s=20   :sick:    Checking her timeline she was pushing that Fox chap's music recently as well.   :sick:

Jeez - some of the comments under that  :o :o :o
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3731 on: January 22, 2020, 02:11:03 pm »
Ms Kershaw has form for the Gammonic variety of Twattery but I'm blowed if I can remember what the story was the last time round and CBA to Google it.

I'm sure colossal bellend Piers "Morgan" Moron has been back at it too.  Something to do with adopting cod-FOREIGN accents while the fragrant Susannah Reid rolls her eyes and prays for it all to Just Stop, but I couldn't find the story.  My Google-fu is weak today.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3733 on: January 26, 2020, 10:32:54 am »

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3734 on: January 26, 2020, 10:34:22 am »
Humphrys has always been a knobend.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3736 on: January 31, 2020, 11:59:56 am »
Some good news on this bad day. That long standing and recurring member of this thread, Hatie Katie, has been band from twitter.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3737 on: January 31, 2020, 03:37:30 pm »
And then she got "invited" to go to Prague to collect a non-existent award.  This is hilarious.  Her acceptance speech was not.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3738 on: February 02, 2020, 12:32:52 pm »
The person who put up the notice in Norwich about Brexit and how only English can be spoken.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3739 on: February 02, 2020, 12:35:50 pm »
Rominic Daab again. This time for spouting more bollocks on the Andrew Marr show.   
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3740 on: February 02, 2020, 03:11:41 pm »
And then she got "invited" to go to Prague to collect a non-existent award.  This is hilarious.  Her acceptance speech was not.
I hope she paid her own fare and hotel bill.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3741 on: February 02, 2020, 06:29:20 pm »
The person who put up the notice in Norwich about Brexit and how only English can be spoken.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3742 on: March 17, 2020, 12:13:14 pm »
Mae angen arnaf i byw, a fe fydda'i

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3743 on: March 17, 2020, 01:12:40 pm »
Daddy Johnson deserves a neckshot mention https://twitter.com/Haggis_UK/status/1239889857066999808?s=20
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3744 on: March 20, 2020, 12:58:27 pm »
Careful, Kim. Your sarcasm's showing...

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3745 on: March 23, 2020, 07:40:15 pm »

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3746 on: March 24, 2020, 04:31:37 pm »
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3747 on: March 24, 2020, 05:34:44 pm »

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3748 on: March 24, 2020, 05:41:50 pm »
Lieutenant governor Dan Patrick

Ha! I was going to post the same link but you beat me to it.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3749 on: March 24, 2020, 05:48:50 pm »
That one's a Super-Twat with Bar, Oak Leaves and Diamonds.
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