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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3875 on: June 23, 2020, 11:57:33 pm »

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3876 on: June 24, 2020, 05:59:05 am »
And his wife, Jelena, who promotes the crackpot theory that 5g is linked to covid-19.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3877 on: June 24, 2020, 07:30:37 am »
yebbut he's really sorry
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3878 on: June 24, 2020, 08:11:03 am »
Oh.  That's OK then.    ::-)

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3879 on: June 24, 2020, 10:11:52 am »
It could quite conceivable end his tennis career.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3880 on: June 24, 2020, 10:26:00 am »
Was he running for mayor there ?
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3881 on: June 24, 2020, 10:34:47 am »
Message to self. Proof reading is a good idea.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3882 on: June 24, 2020, 10:38:16 am »
Message to self. Proof reading is a good idea.
:-)
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3883 on: June 25, 2020, 04:37:35 pm »

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3884 on: June 26, 2020, 07:22:32 am »

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3885 on: July 14, 2020, 06:24:18 pm »
Desmond Swayne, MP.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3886 on: July 14, 2020, 06:34:43 pm »
Desmond Swayne, MP.

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This is Sir Desmond Swayne. An actual MP. Acting like an over privileged manchild at the thought of doing something simple, that will help him, the entire population & The NHS. What chance do we have with fools like this involved in running our country?
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3887 on: July 14, 2020, 06:37:12 pm »
Desmond Swayne, MP.

Quote from: that Tim Burgess out of The Charlatans
This is Sir Desmond Swayne. An actual MP. Acting like an over privileged manchild at the thought of doing something simple, that will help him, the entire population & The NHS. What chance do we have with fools like this involved in running our country?

Also - saying he'll not go to the shops again? As if he does his own shopping, yeah right.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3888 on: July 14, 2020, 07:01:14 pm »
I dunno, Desmondo needs to learn that this face-covering lark isn't all bad, the other week I out to collect a new table leg, so I popped that in a carrier bag and then on the way home remembered I needed to go to the bank. Realising I didn't have any face mask, I bought a pair of 60 denier stockings from Boots and popped one of those over my head. Job done. The bank were pretty appreciative and gave me a bag full of free money.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3889 on: July 14, 2020, 07:19:53 pm »
Huff post says:
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Labour MP Chris Bryant told Swayne as he was “a knight of the realm” he “should just consider it a visor”.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3890 on: July 15, 2020, 01:57:13 pm »
I dunno, Desmondo needs to learn that this face-covering lark isn't all bad, the other week I out to collect a new table leg, so I popped that in a carrier bag and then on the way home remembered I needed to go to the bank. Realising I didn't have any face mask, I bought a pair of 60 denier stockings from Boots and popped one of those over my head. Job done. The bank were pretty appreciative and gave me a bag full of free money.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3891 on: July 15, 2020, 03:15:45 pm »
Desmond Swayne, MP.

Quote from: that Tim Burgess out of The Charlatans
This is Sir Desmond Swayne. An actual MP. Acting like an over privileged manchild at the thought of doing something simple, that will help him, the entire population & The NHS. What chance do we have with fools like this involved in running our country?

Also - saying he'll not go to the shops again? As if he does his own shopping, yeah right.


There is a vibe about Sir Desmond Swayne that always makes me think CEOP might be interested in his hard drive...
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3892 on: July 28, 2020, 10:46:06 am »
Nick Ferrari.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3893 on: August 05, 2020, 10:18:39 pm »
Ian Duncan Smith. Who knew?!

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3894 on: August 05, 2020, 10:32:24 pm »
Ian Duncan Smith. Who knew?!
What have the twins done this time?
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3895 on: August 05, 2020, 11:05:39 pm »
Ian Duncan Smith. Who knew?!
What have the twins done this time?

Whinging about the terms of the Withdrawal Agreement, which he voted for but didn’t read properly.  Unless he's indulged in further Super-Twattery in the last 24 hours, which is far from unlikely.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3896 on: August 06, 2020, 08:46:25 am »
which he voted for but didn’t read properly

Was he not one of those saying they didn't need extra time to read it?

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Yep, he was...

https://www.theneweuropean.co.uk/top-stories/video-of-ids-commons-speech-against-wa-scrutiny-found-on-twitter-1-6778151
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3897 on: August 06, 2020, 09:33:37 am »
Yes, that Mr O’Brien had a go at him about it in his radiogram show yesterday
https://www.lbc.co.uk/radio/presenters/james-obrien/two-contradictory-statements-iain-duncan-smith/
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3898 on: August 12, 2020, 11:15:52 am »
James Cleverly.

Apart from the opposite of nominative determinism, he must have featured here before.

Anyway.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3899 on: August 12, 2020, 11:26:25 am »
Perhaps he should really be called James Stupidly, or perhaps James Callously.  More appropriate would be James Uncaringly or James Stupidly.

Tory MP's and their advisors have clearly shown over the past six months what they are all about and it's all about them.