Author Topic: Super-Twat  (Read 472803 times)

TheLurker

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3950 on: September 10, 2020, 06:15:18 am »
Two fer one.

Hancock for complaining that asymptomatic people are using the CV testing system.  Of course they are you utter fucking simpleton.  You don't need a test to tell you you're ill when you're showing symptoms, you need to know if you're carrying the virus if you're *not* showing symptoms so that you don't spread it to others.

Bloody Stupid Johnson (aka Bozo the Clown) for finally, officially, turning Britain into a Banana Republic, or whatever the Constitutional Monarchical equivalent thereof is, by deciding to ignore a legally binding international agreement.

Christ, but this is the most piss-poor excuse for a government I have *ever* seen.

Hmm, perhaps this should have been in "Rants".
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3951 on: September 10, 2020, 07:21:42 am »
"Banana Monarchy" does have something of a ring to it though. We would at least be world beating. The world's most bananaiest banana monarchy.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3952 on: September 10, 2020, 12:02:53 pm »
"Banana Monarchy" does have something of a ring to it though. We would at least be world beating. The world's most bananaiest banana monarchy.

And  we dunt hafter ,,,,,,,,,,,, acept bannana rools. ,, from teh FASHIST EU!!!2!
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3953 on: September 10, 2020, 07:15:09 pm »
Sebastian Fox, Michael Green and Grant Shapps.  If it was my bridge, I'd bung big notices on Hammersmith Bridge saying “Warning: clever buggers with engineering degrees think this bridge is unsafe.  Use at your own risk.  Don't come crying to us if it collapses and you or yours are killed utterly to DETH, go and shout at Super-Twat Shapps instead.”
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ian

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3954 on: September 10, 2020, 07:19:47 pm »
It's not a major artery, it's a narrow Victorian-era bridge never engineered to carry modern traffic in any volume. The far larger Wandsworth bridge is not very far away and frankly, do all those people need to be driving anyway? No.

So fuck off, twats.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3955 on: September 10, 2020, 08:40:55 pm »
I suspect someone has closed a very key artery in Grant Shapps’s neck. His brain has clearly been starved of oxygen for a considerable period.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3956 on: September 11, 2020, 08:57:39 am »
"Banana Monarchy" does have something of a ring to it though. We would at least be world beating. The world's most bananaiest banana monarchy.

Yes, but we have no bananas... 

Cabbages, yes.

Brassica Monarchy?
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3957 on: September 11, 2020, 10:06:15 am »
"Banana Monarchy" does have something of a ring to it though. We would at least be world beating. The world's most bananaiest banana monarchy.

Yes, but we have no bananas... 

Cabbages, yes.

Brassica Monarchy?
:-)
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3958 on: September 11, 2020, 10:26:51 am »
I think Turnip Monarchy would be more appropriate.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3959 on: September 12, 2020, 07:52:10 pm »
Ruled by swedes? But we had a referendum...

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3960 on: September 14, 2020, 10:59:59 am »
Well, BSJ keeps trying to pretend that he has a cunning plan. :facepalm:
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3961 on: September 14, 2020, 11:03:44 am »
A Cummings plan?
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3962 on: September 14, 2020, 11:36:49 am »
There's a plan? ;D
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