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Mr Larrington

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3975 on: September 28, 2020, 03:33:39 pm »
She is certifiably bonkers, that one, and has been since well before the advent of Coronalurgi.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3976 on: September 28, 2020, 10:47:51 pm »
She used to live in the village.  She was universally disliked. 
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3977 on: September 29, 2020, 09:52:25 am »
The tweet has gone . It would seem that it broke twitters rules.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3978 on: October 07, 2020, 08:31:11 pm »
Lawrence Fox appears keen to dethrone Morgan as the biggest bell end in existence.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3979 on: October 08, 2020, 01:24:36 am »
Fox is still just a single-issue twat though.  In contrast, colossal bellend Piers “Morgan” Moron has applied his twatspertise to an almost boundless array of topics.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3980 on: October 08, 2020, 09:09:03 am »
Morgan CBE is Dark Overlord of the Twativerse. Fox is but a mere minion.
I'm sure someone with more skillz at stuff can find a minion that resembles Fox to add.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3981 on: October 08, 2020, 11:52:09 am »
Fox is still just a single-issue twat though.  In contrast, colossal bellend Piers “Morgan” Moron has applied his twatspertise to an almost boundless array of topics.

In other words, Piers Morgan has achieved twatscendence? :demon:
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3982 on: October 08, 2020, 06:10:20 pm »
Fox is still just a single-issue twat though.  In contrast, colossal bellend Piers “Morgan” Moron has applied his twatspertise to an almost boundless array of topics.

In other words, Piers Morgan has achieved twatscendence? :demon:

He certainly channelling the Twatgeist.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3983 on: October 19, 2020, 10:05:56 pm »
Have standards of twattery risen so far that Grant Shapps is now merely a twat of the highest order?
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3984 on: October 19, 2020, 10:52:07 pm »
Jon Voight. Look up his twitter thing and weep.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3985 on: October 19, 2020, 11:08:39 pm »
Jon Voight. Look up his twitter thing and weep.

Jeez. I managed to last about 30 seconds into the video before I had to stop it.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3986 on: October 19, 2020, 11:10:10 pm »
Dementia?
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3987 on: October 19, 2020, 11:14:28 pm »
Only 15 seconds here.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3988 on: October 19, 2020, 11:30:15 pm »
Oh dear. How tremendously twatty.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3989 on: October 20, 2020, 02:25:12 pm »
Waiting for his daughter to come out with an 'Elect Joe Biden to save USA' video.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3990 on: October 24, 2020, 02:46:29 pm »
Do not clench. It only makes it worse.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3991 on: October 24, 2020, 03:35:18 pm »
Is "taken out of context" this year's "mis-spoke"?
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3992 on: October 24, 2020, 04:58:26 pm »
Mis-spoke is what happens when a tory moves their lips and a noise is emitted from their mouth.  Trouble is they don't know how not to mis-speak.

Perhaps, just perhaps Angela Rayner hit the nail squarely on the head.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3993 on: October 24, 2020, 05:08:37 pm »
"Mis-spoke" is just a weasel's way of saying they got it wrong. But, as we all know, the worst crime in the world is to admit that you were wrong.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3994 on: October 30, 2020, 01:08:36 pm »
Nick Freeman shooting for a life time pass to these halls again.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3995 on: October 30, 2020, 08:34:33 pm »
Not fast & rarely furious

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3996 on: October 31, 2020, 10:04:13 pm »
Dave Jones has just been awarded a gong in the belated Birthday Honours and knows his stuff!

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3997 on: November 01, 2020, 11:27:47 am »
Not for the first time by a long way, but Ian Dumbkin Smith for saying that Boris has "given in to the scientists".

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3998 on: November 01, 2020, 09:06:00 pm »
Peter Hitchens.  Nothing super about that twat.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3999 on: November 02, 2020, 08:11:25 pm »
Joey Barton and the 20,000 or so who have signed a 38 Degrees petition seeking to invoke Artice 61 of Magna Carter to avoid lockdown.

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