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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #325 on: July 01, 2011, 09:43:25 am »
I wish the news bods would stop putting Gove on while I'm eating my dinner. That's twice I've nearly puked it back on to my plate.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #326 on: August 04, 2011, 09:39:10 pm »
Paul Staines (Guido Fawkes)

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #327 on: August 04, 2011, 11:52:51 pm »
Paul Staines (Guido Fawkes)

;D

I was going to add him, after seeing his performance on Channel 4 News and hearing his vile opinions on Radio 5 this morning. Even Nicky Campbell went "Whoah, that's a bit much!"

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #328 on: August 05, 2011, 02:20:40 am »
Nigel Starmer-Smith, Uri Geller, Esther Rantzen, Cannon and Ball, Dotun Adebayo, Chatty twat - Alan Carr, David Eyke, Simon Cowell, The Chuckle Brothers, David Dickinson, Cleggandcameron, Jodie Marsh, Peter Andre, Ken Livingstone, Kate Moss, Pete Docherty, Nicky "Three Bells" Gavron, the cast of "The Only Way is Essex", Brian Harvey, Stuart Barnes, Geoffrey Boycott, Ketty Katona, Noel Edmonds, Timmy Mallett, the whole cast of Time Team, Robbie Savage, Little and Large, Linford Christie, Tom Cruise, Will Carling, Danielle Westbrook, golfers, Donny Osmond, Jimmy Osmond, Marie Osmond, The Osmonds, Jordan, Gerry Adams, Stacy Solomon [for that matter anyone who's been on Britains got Talent, X Factor, Pop Idol etc], Australian rugby referees, Kiwi rugby referees, South African rugby referees, Steve Walsh, Stuart Dickinson, Andre Watson, Alex Higgins, Arlene Phillips, Bob Geldorf, every football commentator, various Murdoch's, Eastenders, Rick Stein, Bay City Rollers, anybody who's ever kicked a football professionally, Ken Dodd, Eric Pickles, Eddie Waring, Janet Street-Walker, Lily Savage/whatever the twat's real name is, Cameron Diaz, Seb Coe, George Galloway, Cheryl Tweedy-Cole, Jack Tweedy-Twat,  Ann Widdecombe, Donald Trump, Patsy Palmer, Phillips Idowu, all the British heavyweight boxers since Lennox Lewis, John Redwood,  Take that, Boys Zone, boy bands in general and Robbie Williams in particular, Margaret Thatcher, Neil Kinnock, Rene Zellweiger,  Corrie, Michael Winner, Paul McCartney, Barry Manilow, Peter Jackson, Andy Murray, Tim Henman, Andy Murray, Greg Rusedski, Andy Murray, Jocky Wilson, Bruce Forsyth, Anthony Beke, Chuck Norris, Andy McNab / Chris Ryan  .....................

I'm bored now - I'm gonna stop!

I'm gonna limp to the pub and drink 'til the rest of me is as numb as my arse.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #329 on: August 05, 2011, 12:38:15 pm »
Oi!  Leave Cameron Diaz out of this  :hand:
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #330 on: August 05, 2011, 12:40:16 pm »
And Chuck Norris, if you know what's good for you.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #331 on: August 05, 2011, 03:59:47 pm »
And I like the Chuckle Brothers. Would you swap them for the Krankies?

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #332 on: August 05, 2011, 08:38:50 pm »
And I like the Chuckle Brothers. Would you swap them for the Krankies?

No, but the Krankies are going on the list as well.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #333 on: August 06, 2011, 06:25:03 pm »
And I like the Chuckle Brothers. Would you swap them for the Krankies?

No, but the Krankies are going on the list as well.

Fair enough.

 I've pre-empted myself; I was saving The Krankies for when I get round to starting a Comedy Hall of Shame thread.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #334 on: August 07, 2011, 12:16:45 am »
Anyone who gets paid for playing golf.

scrub that...

Anyone who plays golf.  Bunch of hand-penis-interfacers, the lot of them.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #335 on: August 07, 2011, 02:00:15 pm »
Derek Acorah.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #336 on: August 07, 2011, 03:26:52 pm »
Francis Maude  :sick:

+ 1*10^6

He's a crap liar as well as a supertwat.

My MP  :-[ :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick:

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #337 on: August 08, 2011, 11:27:19 am »
Francis Maude  :sick:

+ 1*10^6

He's a crap liar as well as a supertwat.

My MP  :-[ :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick:

You should have voted for Kenneth Cranham instead. He looks almost the same but is definitely not a twat.

 

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #338 on: August 09, 2011, 06:19:16 pm »
All the looting scum in London.
Never tell me the odds.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #339 on: August 11, 2011, 10:20:13 am »
The following should apologise for existing:

  • The "creative brains" behind the current Celebrity Big Brother trailers on 5.  You are a tragic waste of blood.
  • The prancing cocks and she-cocks, and John McCririck, who appear in said trailers.  Anyone who can stand in a field holding up a placard reading "Marry me Alex" ought, in a sane Universe, to have been drowned at birth.
  • Anyone involved in the decision to pull the stake out of the undead corpse of the programme in the first place.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #340 on: August 12, 2011, 07:32:33 pm »
Francis Maude  :sick:

+ 1*10^6

He's a crap liar as well as a supertwat.

My MP  :-[ :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick:

You should have voted for Kenneth Cranham instead. He looks almost the same but is definitely not a twat.

 

Of course what I meant was he's the MP for the constituency in which I happen to live.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #341 on: August 12, 2011, 09:01:57 pm »
Well - that's the beauty of FPTP  ;)

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #342 on: August 14, 2011, 02:06:22 pm »
"Big tailbacks on A3 and A3 approaches to M25 and in other direction to Wimbledon. Due to flamin Olympic bikes. Keep sport in a stadium"

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #343 on: August 14, 2011, 02:09:54 pm »
The quote is redundant - it's a fairly well known fact that Eamonn Holmes is a bell-end of considerable magnitude.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #344 on: August 14, 2011, 02:29:03 pm »
"Big tailbacks on A3 and A3 approaches to M25 and in other direction to Wimbledon. Due to flamin Olympic bikes. Keep sport in a stadium"

- Eamonn Holmes


I'm not too worried about what that fat, sofa-munching twat says.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #345 on: August 14, 2011, 02:34:50 pm »
What does Holmes know about sport?  What hashe ever done in that direction?  The 20yds dash to the doughnut shop?
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #346 on: August 14, 2011, 02:43:53 pm »
What does Holmes know about sport?  What hashe ever done in that direction?  The 20yds dash to the doughnut shop?
Freestyle pie-shifting?
All-comers salad dodging?

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #347 on: August 14, 2011, 03:19:34 pm »
I see Stephen Nolan's name pop up a lot here. 
I'm assuming this on the back of his weekend 5 Live show?

I know you may not believe this but he actually tones it way down for the National airwaves.

He does a morning show on Radio Ulster (regional radio). It's toxic.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #348 on: August 14, 2011, 05:33:19 pm »
Roger's Profanisaurus gives us

Holmophobia - an entrely rational urge to punch Eamonn Holmes.
Never tell me the odds.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #349 on: August 19, 2011, 12:26:27 pm »
The following should apologise for existing:

  • The "creative brains" behind the current Celebrity Big Brother trailers on 5.  You are a tragic waste of blood.
  • The prancing cocks and she-cocks, and John McCririck, who appear in said trailers.  Anyone who can stand in a field holding up a placard reading "Marry me Alex" ought, in a sane Universe, to have been drowned at birth.
  • Anyone involved in the decision to pull the stake out of the undead corpse of the programme in the first place.

Going by what I have read - and I pity the reviewers who have had to watch this so that we don't have to - Mr. Desmond and Channel 5 have achieved what had been hitherto considered impossible, and found even more Stygian, foetid depths to plumb.

We can add the z-list nonentities who were dumb enough to agree to appear on the show, thus validating its existence.

I almost feel sorry for the Speaker of the House of Commons.  :-\
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