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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #350 on: August 19, 2011, 02:17:20 pm »
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Christ, that barrel's getting very thin at the end.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #351 on: August 19, 2011, 09:30:08 pm »
The following should apologise for existing:

  • The "creative brains" behind the current Celebrity Big Brother trailers on 5.  You are a tragic waste of blood.
  • The prancing cocks and she-cocks, and John McCririck, who appear in said trailers.  Anyone who can stand in a field holding up a placard reading "Marry me Alex" ought, in a sane Universe, to have been drowned at birth.
  • Anyone involved in the decision to pull the stake out of the undead corpse of the programme in the first place.

Going by what I have read - and I pity the reviewers who have had to watch this so that we don't have to - Mr. Desmond and Channel 5 have achieved what had been hitherto considered impossible, and found even more Stygian, foetid depths to plumb.

We can add the z-list nonentities who were dumb enough to agree to appear on the show, thus validating its existence.

I almost feel sorry for the Speaker of the House of Commons.  :-\

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #352 on: September 06, 2011, 05:57:36 pm »
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #353 on: September 06, 2011, 09:50:54 pm »
Clarkson, again:

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I think we are fast approaching the time when the United Nations should start to think seriously about abolishing other languages.

What’s the point of Welsh for example? All it does is provide a silly maypole around which a bunch of hotheads can get all nationalistic.

 >:(


Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #354 on: September 06, 2011, 10:35:20 pm »
Clarkson, again:

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I think we are fast approaching the time when the United Nations should start to think seriously about abolishing other languages.

What’s the point of Welsh for example? All it does is provide a silly maypole around which a bunch of hotheads can get all nationalistic.

 >:(
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #355 on: September 06, 2011, 10:35:42 pm »
Clarkson, again:

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I think we are fast approaching the time when the United Nations should start to think seriously about abolishing other languages.

What’s the point of Welsh for example? All it does is provide a silly maypole around which a bunch of hotheads can get all nationalistic.

 >:(
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #356 on: September 06, 2011, 10:37:01 pm »
Clarkson is big enough to be insulted twice.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #357 on: September 13, 2011, 11:41:58 pm »
At risk of "twat" being too good a word for...

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #358 on: September 14, 2011, 09:59:12 am »
OMG.  :sick:

Utter Supertwat.  But for being a Tory donor as much as anything else ;D
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #359 on: September 14, 2011, 10:06:10 am »
Holy crap! I didn't realise this spoof had such an element of truth in it.  :o

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #360 on: September 19, 2011, 09:36:27 pm »
You're on live morning telly, twat.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/Z6tC5b0CRnc&rel=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/Z6tC5b0CRnc&rel=1</a>
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #361 on: September 19, 2011, 09:54:42 pm »
You're on live morning telly, twat.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/Z6tC5b0CRnc&rel=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/Z6tC5b0CRnc&rel=1</a>

I don't like the look of him, but who is he?

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #362 on: September 19, 2011, 09:55:43 pm »
Who was that particular fool?
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #363 on: September 19, 2011, 09:57:42 pm »
I don't like the look of him, but who is he?

A film director, I think.  I don't know or care more than that.

Do Super-Twats have to be famous?
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #364 on: September 19, 2011, 09:59:49 pm »
No.  But I think he is only a twat.  He's said one gormless thing on the tellybox.  He's got a long way to go before he comes close to the sheer torrent of ignorant inanity which constitutes the oeuvre of Morgan or Clarkson.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #365 on: September 19, 2011, 10:06:01 pm »
Agreed.  But I didn't think it was worth starting a thread for mere twats.  :)
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #366 on: September 19, 2011, 11:01:46 pm »
It's the critically-acclaimed but often hapless Nicholas Winding Refn. I was watching that absent-mindedly and didn't notice it, only Bill's grovelling apology at the end. Quite funny really.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #367 on: September 27, 2011, 10:43:16 am »
Have we had Gyles, I can't spell my name, Brandreth?
If not, I'll nominate him.
If we have, I'll nominate him again.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #368 on: September 27, 2011, 10:47:51 am »
He's such an irksome twat that I'm putting him in again.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #369 on: September 27, 2011, 10:48:16 am »
Gyles Brandreth
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #370 on: September 27, 2011, 10:51:44 am »

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #371 on: September 27, 2011, 10:53:44 am »
Gyles Brandreth
I clicked post too soon

Yep, that's the one.
At this rate, he's going to be Super Twat of the Year.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #372 on: September 27, 2011, 11:01:51 am »
You're on live morning telly, twat.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/Z6tC5b0CRnc&rel=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/Z6tC5b0CRnc&rel=1</a>

It was worth it just to see the beeb's talking heads lay a couple of pineapples immediately after.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #373 on: September 27, 2011, 11:05:19 am »
At least Gyles Brandreth (who is, incidentally, a supertwat, in case anyone was still unaware) was candid about his complete contempt for his former constituents on Just A Minute last night.  I get the feeling that is a more common view than we might hope.

Which reminds me: that venerable broadcasting institution Nicholas Parsons should be put on the Supertwat list, not least for saying that Gyles Brandreth was 'the most literate and intelligent person'  he knows.  Either that is unwarranted sycophancy to an already dangerously overinflated ego, a subtle pisstake, he has a very narrow circle of acquiantances, or else Parsons truly is thicker than three short planks.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #374 on: September 27, 2011, 11:13:31 am »
He's not famous but he is a twat:

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