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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #375 on: September 27, 2011, 11:29:41 am »
Hugh Porter.  Who the hell is Toomas Voockler, Hugh?  Twat.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #376 on: September 28, 2011, 08:32:44 pm »
At the risk of repeating myself...

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #377 on: September 28, 2011, 08:41:08 pm »
Giles Coren
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #378 on: September 28, 2011, 08:55:49 pm »
No, sorry, mine wins.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #379 on: September 28, 2011, 09:55:56 pm »
Sure.  But Coren is definitely in the category too.  I heard him on 'I've Never Seen Star Wars' being a Supertwat and thinking himself oh so clever.

Sorry mate.  Victoria got all the brains.

And the wit.

And the looks.

And the charisma.

In fact, Giles, what exactly is it you can offer?
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #380 on: September 28, 2011, 10:44:04 pm »
Giles Coren

Parasite - obvious candidate for the B Ark.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #381 on: September 29, 2011, 01:40:29 pm »
Sure.  But Coren is definitely in the category too.  I heard him on 'I've Never Seen Star Wars' being a Supertwat and thinking himself oh so clever.

Sorry mate.  Victoria got all the brains.

And the wit.

And the looks.

And the charisma.

And the stated intention to shag her tutor in return for a better degree.  And the coke.

Allegedly.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #382 on: September 29, 2011, 07:58:39 pm »
After listening  to the news on Radio 4, Tiff Needle. I can't be arsed to find out the correct spelling.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #383 on: September 29, 2011, 08:18:57 pm »
W-A-N-K-E-R, I believe.

Have we had Philip Hammond yet?  If not, I bagsy him.
Never tell me the odds.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #384 on: September 29, 2011, 08:57:34 pm »
W-A-N-K-E-R, I believe.

Have we had Philip Hammond yet?  If not, I bagsy him.

 I get the impression that you are not keen on him. In fact, that you pick on him just because he's an irritating stupid little shitbag.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #385 on: September 30, 2011, 08:12:06 am »
W-A-N-K-E-R, I believe.

Have we had Philip Hammond yet?  If not, I bagsy him.

 I get the impression that you are not keen on him. In fact, that you pick on him just because he's an irritating stupid little shitbag.
Well, fooooor-giiiiiiive me.   ;D
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #386 on: September 30, 2011, 02:34:41 pm »
W-A-N-K-E-R, I believe.

Have we had Philip Hammond yet?  If not, I bagsy him.

 I get the impression that you are not keen on him. In fact, that you pick on him just because he's an irritating stupid little shitbag.

Isn't that enough? ;D
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #387 on: September 30, 2011, 02:42:20 pm »
W-A-N-K-E-R, I believe.

Have we had Philip Hammond yet?  If not, I bagsy him.

 I get the impression that you are not keen on him. In fact, that you pick on him just because he's an irritating stupid little shitbag.

Isn't that enough? ;D


Oh, all right then.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #388 on: September 30, 2011, 07:45:12 pm »
Cllr Harry Phibbs (who was on Jonsnonews tonight)
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #389 on: September 30, 2011, 07:53:45 pm »
Whatever fuck-haired imbecilic cockwomble it was on Question Time last night made me shout at the telly.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #390 on: September 30, 2011, 08:04:52 pm »
W-A-N-K-E-R, I believe.

Have we had Philip Hammond yet?  If not, I bagsy him.

In The Times today about speed limits Hammond said we should "police by consent", so if a large number of people break a law, it's the law that needs looking at.  Like with, say, cannabis or prostitution? I could never tire of punching Hammond's complacent stupid face and weird schoolboy haircut. I would punch his haircut over and over, it would start crying and I wouldn't stop.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #391 on: September 30, 2011, 09:31:49 pm »
We need to reinstate the You Must Choose threads.

Hammond or Gove for a lifetime of punchbag fun? 
Never tell me the odds.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #392 on: September 30, 2011, 09:35:08 pm »
We need to reinstate the You Must Choose threads.

Hammond or Gove for a lifetime of punchbag fun?

Why not use one as a club with which to hit the other? When that gets boring they can change places.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #393 on: October 01, 2011, 09:53:51 pm »
Eddy Mair. Smug, patronising, facetious, flippant. Some day I'll list his defects.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #394 on: October 02, 2011, 03:52:22 pm »
http://twitter.com/#!/dannycare

"I hate Cyclists!!!!! #getacar"

My reply: "I hate Rugby Players!!!!! #getaroundball"
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #395 on: October 02, 2011, 08:12:22 pm »
Mr Care(less) later tweeted:

"My last comment wasn't meant to offend. I didn't realise cyclists were so passionate. I'm sorry. #cyclesafe"
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #396 on: October 02, 2011, 10:36:04 pm »
Mr Care(less) later tweeted:

"My last comment wasn't meant to offend. I didn't realise cyclists were so passionate. I'm sorry. #cyclesafe"
Well that's one twat dealt with, for the time being.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #397 on: October 03, 2011, 12:24:00 pm »
Mark Littlewood.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #398 on: October 03, 2011, 12:54:22 pm »
Jason Plato.  Hypertwat.  Note to Matt Neal: if you're going to thump him one, please do it properly.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #399 on: October 03, 2011, 08:45:10 pm »
Mark Littlewood again Just seen it on the telly. It really is a sack of shit.