Author Topic: Super-Twat  (Read 401880 times)

clarion

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #400 on: October 03, 2011, 09:10:41 pm »
What's he done?  He has form on foot-in-mouth.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #401 on: October 03, 2011, 10:16:33 pm »
He was on Panorama making his "case" for the abolition of the Minimum Wage.

clarion

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #402 on: October 03, 2011, 10:27:56 pm »
And he'll be the first to volunteer for a wage below the current minimum, I take it?
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #403 on: October 03, 2011, 10:40:21 pm »
He could come and work for me. I would charge him a fair rate for the privilege.

citoyen

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #404 on: October 04, 2011, 10:46:01 am »
Is he the twat I heard on R5 yesterday morning arguing the same? His case seemed to be that some jobs are "worth only £5.50 an hour" to employers, so they can't afford to employ someone to do the job, ergo the minimum wage is causing unemployment. A particularly specious line of reasoning. It made me really annoyed - not just because they were giving him the oxygen of publicity but because his cretinous argument was going largely unchallenged by that thicko woman they've got in to replace Shelagh.

And she's another one for the list. Thicko Woman, not Shelagh. I love Shelagh.

They had some bloke on talking about luxury speedboats the other day. He was going through some of the features on such vessels and Thicko Woman was befuddled by his mention of "Bombay doors". I felt compelled to write in to point out that the feature in question was actually "bomb-bay doors".

d.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #405 on: October 04, 2011, 12:47:24 pm »
Yes, that's the twat.

If we apply the logic of "free" market economics, if a business cannot afford to employ people, then it shouldn't.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #406 on: October 04, 2011, 04:03:49 pm »
Theresa May. See POBI.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #407 on: October 04, 2011, 07:35:29 pm »
Eddy Mair. Smug, patronising, facetious, flippant. Some day I'll list his defects.

and Carolyn Quinn. She said catgate on PM this afternoon.

Juan Martín

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #408 on: October 05, 2011, 01:26:16 pm »
Lord Foster

(Don't get me started - oh you have)

Mr Larrington

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #409 on: October 05, 2011, 01:38:11 pm »
This ^^^^.  Especially for the crime against humanity that is LHR Terminal 5.
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clarion

  • Tyke
Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #410 on: October 05, 2011, 10:37:20 pm »
Matthew bloody arsehole Wright.  Would ya?
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #411 on: October 06, 2011, 12:09:56 am »
Matthew bloody arsehole Wright.  Would ya?

I presume that in this instance, the usage of "would ya?" refers to devising an amusing demise for him, que no:demon:
"Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And when you look long into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you." ~ Friedrich Nietzsche

clarion

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #412 on: October 06, 2011, 09:21:26 am »
One can only hope.  Otherwise one would despair.
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Mr Larrington

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #413 on: October 06, 2011, 09:55:00 am »
Stephen Bayley, arrogant elitist ponce for hire.  Just fuck off.
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Juan Martín

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #414 on: October 06, 2011, 11:29:10 am »
I had forgotten about him; I had always thought of him as a knob but now I realise I was mistaken. Apologies.

Mrs Pingu

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #415 on: October 06, 2011, 11:15:28 pm »
Jack Whitehall.

Trustafarian twat.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #416 on: October 06, 2011, 11:36:12 pm »
Jack Whitehall.


And the bollock-brained fuckwit who designed his website.

clarion

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #417 on: October 07, 2011, 09:18:45 am »
Never heard of him, but, having read his Wikipedia entry, I am not inspired to seek him out.
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Juan Martín

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #418 on: October 07, 2011, 08:02:57 pm »
It may be a complete coincidence and I admit that I wasn't wearing my specs but I am sure that I saw him at lunchtime today outside the RFH as I passed on my Friday run. He was texting while picking his nose and despite this impressive display of multi-tasking still looked a twat. It could have been some other twat of course.

Mrs Pingu

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #419 on: October 08, 2011, 09:01:21 am »
He's on Mock The Week quite regularly. When he's on I put the telly on mute when he's speaking.
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clifftaylor

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #420 on: October 08, 2011, 09:22:04 am »
In the unlikely event that he hasn't been mentioned previously, I'd like to name Wayne Rooney (particularly after last nights display)  ::-)

jogler

  • mojo operandi
Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #421 on: October 08, 2011, 02:49:22 pm »
In the unlikely event that he hasn't been mentioned previously, I'd like to name Wayne Rooney (particularly after last nights display)  ::-)

He's not a super twat.He's not that good.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #422 on: October 09, 2011, 11:29:50 pm »
Steve Jobs's death got me thinking about other business heroes. Specifically those that are/have been (reputedly) able to walk on water.

Therefore, I nominate as Super Twats, Richard Branson, Alan Sugar and Clive Sinclair.

Mr Larrington

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #423 on: October 10, 2011, 01:31:22 pm »
I know we've had Lewis Hamilton in this thread before, but he's worth re-stating after spending most of the 2011 season behaving like a big twatty twatter.
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Juan Martín

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #424 on: October 10, 2011, 03:41:46 pm »
I accidentally watched 2.6 seconds of a documentary about U2 last night. Bono.