Author Topic: Super-Twat  (Read 406421 times)

clarion

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #500 on: January 23, 2012, 08:19:28 am »
Pretty sure he's been mentioned before, but, following his interview on Today, perhaps we need a new category of Smug, callous, ignorant Megatwat for Ian Duncan Smith.
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clarion

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #501 on: January 23, 2012, 08:54:00 am »
And Gill Kirby sp?

No, I hadn't heard of her either, but she was on Today too.
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Rhys W

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #502 on: January 23, 2012, 10:46:28 am »
Pretty sure he's been mentioned before, but, following his interview on Today, perhaps we need a new category of Smug, callous, ignorant Megatwat for Ian Duncan Smith.

I concur. He wants to inflict his ex-military self-flagellatory masochism and Catholic guilt on the rest of us. And all this tiresome preaching about "getting people back into work" - hasn't he seen the unemployment figures?

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #503 on: January 23, 2012, 02:36:20 pm »
Pretty sure he's been mentioned before, but, following his interview on Today, perhaps we need a new category of Smug, callous, ignorant Megatwat for Ian Duncan Smith.

I concur. He wants to inflict his ex-military self-flagellatory masochism and Catholic guilt on the rest of us. And all this tiresome preaching about "getting people back into work" - hasn't he seen the unemployment figures?
This is not a government that believes in making evidence-based decisions.

I heard the interview. Quite, quite unbelieveable. So his government directly sacks hundreds of thousands, then bangs on about needing to "get people back into work". What an complete and utter smeghead.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #504 on: January 26, 2012, 09:33:43 pm »
Phil Flanders, Director of the Road Haulage Association in Scotland, for services to spouting anti cyclist bollocks.

clarion

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #505 on: January 26, 2012, 09:44:51 pm »
The aptly named Capt AK Burki,  headmaster of the proposed Phoenix free school in Oldham, and the similarly aptly Tom Burkard who had the idea.  The plan is to have an entire staff of former military, and no trained teachers.  Idiots.
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clarion

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #506 on: January 26, 2012, 09:49:41 pm »
And, also on World At One, seemingly a nutter special, Peter Moskos the author of In Defence Of Flogging.

OK, in private between consenting adults...
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Tim Hall

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #507 on: January 26, 2012, 09:52:16 pm »
Phil Flanders, Director of the Road Haulage Association in Scotland, for services to spouting anti cyclist bollocks.

Yebbut, over on Cyclechat there's a thread about said anti cyclist bollocks. And one of the cyclechatters has a day job as fleet manager for a large (like seven thousand) fleet of lorries. And when he got back from his Christmas hollibibs, he terminated their RHA membership , citing Flanders' anti cyclist bollocks as a reason. 
There are two ways you can get exercise out of a bicycle: you can
"overhaul" it, or you can ride it.  (Jerome K Jerome)

clarion

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #508 on: January 26, 2012, 09:55:29 pm »
Cool.
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Buzz

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #509 on: January 27, 2012, 05:07:50 pm »
Hugh Fearnley Whittingstall.

The exact reason why only being available via PM as it could well be actionable even if it is true.

clarion

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #510 on: January 27, 2012, 05:25:08 pm »
Nick Herbert.

Or should this be in the Nominative Determinism thread?
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Tim Hall

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #511 on: February 19, 2012, 09:37:22 pm »
Is Jamie Oliver already nominated? If so, I've seconded him. His oh so funny "Cock in Cider" mobile pub. His general gittishness. His use of the words "bad boy" "real" (as in keeping it real). I could go on. Wiki claims his children are called Poppy Honey Rosie Oliver,  Daisy Boo Pamela Oliver, Petal Blossom Rainbow Oliver and Buddy Bear Maurice Oliver.
There are two ways you can get exercise out of a bicycle: you can
"overhaul" it, or you can ride it.  (Jerome K Jerome)

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #512 on: February 20, 2012, 10:00:44 pm »
Surely those names are the victims of subtle Wiki vandalism?
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interzen

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #513 on: February 20, 2012, 10:07:10 pm »
Surely those names are the victims of subtle Wiki vandalism?
Apparently not ...

Rhys W

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #514 on: February 20, 2012, 10:52:36 pm »
The girls' names are pretty typical cutesy trendy-parents fare, but Buddy Bear?That's beyond embarrassing and comes out the other end sounding ludicrously cool. Poor guy will never be taken seriously as an adult though.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #515 on: February 20, 2012, 11:17:26 pm »
Poor guy will never be taken seriously as an adult though.
Like father, like son ....

clarion

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #516 on: February 21, 2012, 10:05:14 am »
We'll find that out if Oliver ever becomes an adult.
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clarion

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #517 on: February 21, 2012, 10:06:14 am »
Oh - I know he's in already, but he's earned another mention:

Michael Gove.

And honorable mentions for Chris Grayling and Iain Duncan Smith.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #518 on: February 22, 2012, 03:44:19 pm »
Have we had James Corden yet?  He appears to be fat, boorish, smug and not much else.  and I'm not even an Adele fan  ;D

Did anyone else think George Michael was a bit stoned at the Brits?  Mastercard must have been well annoyed when he half said "the Barclays Brit award".
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clarion

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #519 on: February 22, 2012, 03:47:00 pm »
tbf, it wouldn't have been Corden's decision to cut Adele's squawking off early.  He'd have had a Director yelling in his ear...

George Michael?  Stoned?  It seems hardly possible.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #520 on: February 22, 2012, 06:56:11 pm »
I actually love George Michael.  He's the real queen of England, and a national treasure.  That's why everyone forgives his cottaging and his little stoner incidents.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #521 on: March 01, 2012, 11:02:47 am »
Baroness Warsi.

Steph

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #522 on: March 01, 2012, 03:35:36 pm »
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #523 on: March 01, 2012, 03:40:11 pm »
Have we had James Corden yet?  He appears to be fat, boorish, smug and not much else.  and I'm not even an Adele fan  ;D
You missed out 'desperately unfunny'

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #524 on: March 02, 2012, 08:40:39 am »
Have we had James Corden yet?  He appears to be fat, boorish, smug and not much else.  and I'm not even an Adele fan  ;D
You missed out 'desperately unfunny'
Your Honour, I would also like "completely talentless" to be taken into consideration.
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