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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #550 on: March 29, 2012, 10:28:49 am »
Eddy Merckx would have him for a snack.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #551 on: March 29, 2012, 10:58:31 am »
Ray Mears did, and that's why he looks a bit porky.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #552 on: March 29, 2012, 01:15:14 pm »
Ray Mears has got moobs.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #553 on: March 29, 2012, 01:16:10 pm »
Only on the outside.  Bear Grylls is a fathead.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #554 on: March 29, 2012, 06:23:02 pm »
One day, I'd like to cycle tour/camp a summer away in the Boreal Forest of Canada. Assuming I don't get eaten by a bear or midges, I'd have Ray Mears to thank for that adventure.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #555 on: March 29, 2012, 06:31:23 pm »
A sweary song for a sweary thread - NSFW obviously...

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #556 on: March 30, 2012, 12:01:21 pm »
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #557 on: March 30, 2012, 03:01:40 pm »
Only on the outside.  Bear Grylls is a fathead.

I met a bloke in the Royal Armoured Corps on holiday once. Dead nice he was,  involved in teaching people how to sail - the RAC has its own yacht. Better than driving tanks I guess.

Anyway, he'd met Mr Grylls on a survival/escape and evasion course when the Ursine one was in the Territorial SAS. He (Grylls) allegedly had an alarming trick of hiding Mars Bars about his person, so he'd have something to eat when on the run.  From the description of where he hid them, I hope they were securely wrapped.   
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #558 on: March 30, 2012, 03:02:23 pm »
Rather more than I wanted to know.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #559 on: March 30, 2012, 03:14:51 pm »
Only on the outside.  Bear Grylls is a fathead.

I met a bloke in the Royal Armoured Corps on holiday once. Dead nice he was,  involved in teaching people how to sail - the RAC has its own yacht. Better than driving tanks I guess.

Anyway, he'd met Mr Grylls on a survival/escape and evasion course when the Ursine one was in the Territorial SAS. He (Grylls) allegedly had an alarming trick of hiding Mars Bars about his person, so he'd have something to eat when on the run.  From the description of where he hid them, I hope they were securely wrapped.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #560 on: April 03, 2012, 10:17:34 pm »
Only on the outside.  Bear Grylls is a fathead.

I met a bloke in the Royal Armoured Corps on holiday once. Dead nice he was,  involved in teaching people how to sail - the RAC has its own yacht. Better than driving tanks I guess.

Anyway, he'd met Mr Grylls on a survival/escape and evasion course when the Ursine one was in the Territorial SAS. He (Grylls) allegedly had an alarming trick of hiding Mars Bars about his person, so he'd have something to eat when on the run.  From the description of where he hid them, I hope they were securely wrapped.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #561 on: April 10, 2012, 01:23:27 pm »
Have we had Danny Alexander yet?

If not, then I nominate him.

If we have, I'll nominate him again.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #562 on: April 17, 2012, 01:20:52 pm »
Stewart Jackson, MP for Peterborough. A right-wing RentaGob.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #563 on: April 17, 2012, 02:24:48 pm »
Have we had Danny Alexander yet?

If not, then I nominate him.

If we have, I'll nominate him again.

He disproves the popular idea that there are less Tory MPs in Scotland than Pandas.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #564 on: April 17, 2012, 03:46:28 pm »
Michael Gove has earned himself another mention.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #565 on: April 17, 2012, 06:41:05 pm »
Tom Bursnall.  Not that I'd heard of him before.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #566 on: April 17, 2012, 07:06:51 pm »
I've resisted naming the S.T. but it's the architect who f$c$ed me about last August to the extent that I terminated my RRTY attempt & I'm still bloody  >:( about it

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #567 on: April 28, 2012, 07:39:00 pm »
Maybe Clarion hasn't been listening to the radio this week.

Michael Gove was on twice, which makes him a Double Super-Twat.

By way of consolation, Eddie Mair gave him a bit of stick the other night.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #568 on: April 29, 2012, 07:56:59 am »
I know it's old news but can I have Michael O'Leary (The Beast Of Ryanair) for registering his chauffeur-driven Merc as a taxi so he can use Dublin bus lanes?

Oh, and Clarkson again, since he's mentioned in another thread right now.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #569 on: April 29, 2012, 08:59:56 am »
Did the Addison Lee Supertwat not get nominated?  Or did we just assume that he would take his natural place anyway?
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #570 on: April 29, 2012, 02:51:08 pm »
I know it's old news but can I have Michael O'Leary (The Beast Of Ryanair) for registering his chauffeur-driven Merc as a taxi so he can use Dublin bus lanes?


The last part of your sentence was unnecessary.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #571 on: April 30, 2012, 01:55:43 pm »
Did the Addison Lee Supertwat not get nominated?  Or did we just assume that he would take his natural place anyway?

I assumed that someone else would.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #572 on: April 30, 2012, 05:50:39 pm »
I know they've all been mentioned before but...

Cameron, Osborne, Gove, Hunt, May, Duncan Smith, Rees-Mogg, Pickles, Warsi, Maude... I could go on but I won't. Just the whole fucking sorry lot of them.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #573 on: April 30, 2012, 05:58:43 pm »
I know they've all been mentioned before but...

Cameron, Osborne, Gove, Hunt, May, Duncan Smith, Rees-Mogg, Pickles, Warsi, Maude... I could go on but I won't. Just the whole fucking sorry lot of them.

d.

After listening to WATO today, I must second Warsi. What a clown.

An afterthought; if I chuck in Hague, we've got a Triple Score of Yorkshire Super-Twattery. There's nowt more toxic than a Yorkshire Tory.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #574 on: April 30, 2012, 10:20:23 pm »
I know they've all been mentioned before but...

Cameron, Osborne, Gove, Hunt, May, Duncan Smith, Rees-Mogg, Pickles, Warsi, Maude... I could go on but I won't. Just the whole fucking sorry lot of them.

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You would have to combine them to get one decent super-twat out of the lot of them. How has politics in our country got so pathetic?
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