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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #600 on: June 22, 2012, 08:52:39 pm »
And again

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #601 on: June 22, 2012, 08:55:18 pm »
I think he's out of his intellectual depth there.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #602 on: June 22, 2012, 10:44:22 pm »
A picture paints a thousand words. That made I larf ;D
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #603 on: June 22, 2012, 10:45:01 pm »
Is Ramsay on this list? ICBA to wade through it all, but on the off chance he isn't, lets add him.  Did you hear that bit on Front Row about his latest wheeze? Reality TV chef in Brixton Prison.  Gah!
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #604 on: June 22, 2012, 11:19:14 pm »
To celebrate Super-Twat's new and more inclusive home, may I have the Syrian military?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-18554246
If it really was shot down by the Syrians, then whoever took the decision is indeed a twat of the first order. Small bullies really shouldn't pick fights with big bullies.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #605 on: June 23, 2012, 08:23:15 am »
I can't believe a would-be EU country is still flying an old shed like the F-4.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #606 on: June 23, 2012, 06:19:59 pm »
Germany & Greece are still flying the F-4.

Like the Germans, Greeks & Japanese, the Turks have some of the last F-4s built, & they've been considerably improved. The best airframes in the fleet were rebuilt in the late 1990s: complete set of new avionics (including radars), completely rewired, replacement of the structural components most likely to fail, made capable of carrying a wide range of precision ground attack weapons. Their air-air abilities were not improved to the same degree, unlike German & Greek F-4s. They're now dedicated ground attack & reconnaissance aircraft.

The upgraded F-4s are expected to stay in service until at least 2015. The non-upgraded aircraft were retired.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #607 on: June 23, 2012, 09:27:51 pm »
Buck stops here. Take it out of his bonus.



Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #608 on: June 23, 2012, 10:16:54 pm »
The upgraded F-4s are expected to stay in service until at least 2015. The non-upgraded aircraft were retired.
Not bad when you consider it was designed in the 50's. Just shows a brick can fly if you strap on big enough engines :)

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #609 on: July 01, 2012, 12:45:23 pm »


Yesterday, in the VIP tent at Poshstock. We were only 10' away. My missus called him a fucking wanker when he walked past us. To his face. He heard. I was so proud.
He was holding on very tightly to his kids. Spot the 'casual' MiB behind.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #610 on: July 01, 2012, 08:41:58 pm »
The Scrote that did this gets my vote

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #611 on: July 12, 2012, 11:04:37 pm »
Mark Littlewood of the Institute of Economic Affairs.

Who is this right-wing, free-marketeer thatcherite arsewipe? He's just been on Newsnight arguing for the abolition of the minimum wage. He boasted of being in the country's top 5% earners then said that the company he runs can't afford to pay its workers more than the minimum wage. I have the same opinion of him as Wiggo has of doper-doubters.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #612 on: July 12, 2012, 11:06:53 pm »
Mark Littlewood of the Institute of Economic Affairs.

Who is this right-wing, free-marketeer thatcherite arsewipe? He's just been on Newsnight arguing for the abolition of the minimum wage. He boasted of being in the country's top 5% earners then said that the company he runs can't afford to pay its workers more than the minimum wage. I have the same opinion of him as Wiggo has of doper-doubters.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #613 on: July 13, 2012, 12:56:31 pm »
While on the subject of right-wing free-marketeers, I should like to nominate for Super-Twat status the entire Adam Smith Institute.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #614 on: July 13, 2012, 02:30:02 pm »
And there was me thinking all this time that ASI stood for Absolute Supertwats Indeed.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #615 on: July 13, 2012, 04:38:55 pm »
Here's an apolitical nomination for a change - the door-to-door chugger who knocked on my front door with today's TdF stage at a critical juncture.

Good thing I finally made him take the hint before the breakaways hit 2km to go...
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #616 on: July 17, 2012, 01:29:00 am »
Niall Ferguson, Professor of Sophistry, for his attitude to those who are so wilfully stupid as to dare to disagree with him.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #617 on: July 22, 2012, 02:29:59 pm »
Here's an apolitical nomination for a change - the door-to-door chugger who knocked on my front door with today's TdF stage at a critical juncture.

Good thing I finally made him take the hint before the breakaways hit 2km to go...
Why answer the door
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #618 on: July 22, 2012, 04:25:24 pm »
Sebastian Coe.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #619 on: July 22, 2012, 07:43:45 pm »
Lesley Garrett.  Sorry love, I'm sure you're a nice person but that was appalling.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #620 on: July 22, 2012, 07:52:45 pm »
Theresa May.  Foul and evil-hearted mendacious witch.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #621 on: July 22, 2012, 11:26:37 pm »
Lesley Garrett.  Sorry love, I'm sure you're a nice person but that was appalling.

Wiggo's face was a picture - he looked badly in need of some mind-bleach.
"Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And when you look long into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you." ~ Friedrich Nietzsche

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #622 on: July 25, 2012, 07:16:01 pm »
Surrey roadies - which part of "no you can't ride down Box Hill today" don't you understand?  ::-)

http://www.cyclingweekly.co.uk/news/latest/534086/box-hill-closed-after-local-riders-give-security-the-slip.html

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The National Trust and LOCOG security had to shut Box Hill today after some leisure cyclists verbally abused security guards who had tried to stop them riding down the road.

A one-way system was enforced in the morning so that national teams and local cyclists could enjoy riding up the road, free of all traffic except some service vehicles working on the venue. But just after midday the road was closed completely leaving Tom Boonen and Philippe Gilbert stuck at the bottom having only ridden a couple of laps.

Pillocks...
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #623 on: July 25, 2012, 08:03:56 pm »

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #624 on: July 26, 2012, 11:18:31 am »
Philip Tartaglia

Disgusting.
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