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Pingu

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #675 on: April 15, 2013, 07:33:34 pm »
Grant fucking Shapps again  :hand: :demon:

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #676 on: April 15, 2013, 08:04:13 pm »
And now fucking yadda yadda Gove  :demon:

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #677 on: April 23, 2013, 07:04:43 pm »
Have we had Andrew Lloyd-fucking-Webber yet, the donkey dong who permanently looks like he's about to stick up your local branch of $BANK with a sawn-off and a stocking over his head before making off in a Mark 2 Jag, only to be apprehended by DI Regan, DS Carter and assorted hardcases shouting "Don't, Guv, 'ee's not wurf it!"?

And also that twat in the UKIP party election broadcast.  Twat.  No, the beardy speccy one1, not the rather cute, if clearly deranged. blonde</sexist_oinker>

I have, as you may have guessed, got a bit of a snot on tonight...

1 - Before anyone  rushes in with accusations of beardism, specism, etc., I should point out that I possess both :D
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #678 on: April 25, 2013, 11:52:05 am »
I'll see you a Lloyd-Webber & raise you an Alan Twatmarsh. For no other reason than he exists.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #679 on: April 25, 2013, 11:58:27 am »
Gyles Brandreth, obv.

I'm listening to his Wordaholics programme on iplayer at the moment. I only have myself to blame.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #680 on: April 25, 2013, 12:33:34 pm »
Gyles Brandreth, obv.

I'm listening to his Wordaholics programme on iplayer at the moment. I only have myself to blame.

+1.  Christ, he was annoying on HIGNFY the other day.  Twat.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #681 on: April 26, 2013, 10:14:24 pm »
You are in a maze of twisty flat droves, all alike.

85.4 miles from Marsh Gibbon

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #682 on: April 26, 2013, 11:03:03 pm »
Katie Hopkins  :sick:

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #683 on: April 29, 2013, 08:33:27 pm »
Katie Hopkins  :sick:

Have you seen her Wiki entry (if you pardon the expression)?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katie_Hopkins:
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Katie Hopkins (born 31 May 1975) is a British reality television contestant, homewrecker, businesswoman, and journalist, best known for her 2007 appearance on the third UK series of TV reality programme The Apprentice, in which contestants compete for a £100,000-a-year job working for British businessman Sir Alan Sugar.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #684 on: April 29, 2013, 08:35:12 pm »
I had to look her up.  Still baffled as to what she is for.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #685 on: April 29, 2013, 08:39:37 pm »
Katie Hopkins is for TV producers when they want a young-ish old-fashioned right-winger.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #686 on: May 05, 2013, 09:57:23 am »
Niall Ferguson.  Even before the latest furore, he was a super-twat, and wrong about almost everything.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #687 on: May 06, 2013, 08:36:19 pm »
I had to look her up.  Still baffled as to what she is for.
I thought she'd vanished into the "where are they now" file.   Once famously described as a "horsy-faced (sic) sex fiend".
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #688 on: May 06, 2013, 08:47:43 pm »
Niall Ferguson.  Even before the latest furore, he was a super-test, and wrong about almost everything.

I thought his book on the Dundee and Newtyle railway was regarded as the closest thing to a definitive work one is likely to get. Or is that a different Niall Ferguson
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #689 on: May 07, 2013, 09:11:15 am »
Cody Wilson.

What an utter dick.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #690 on: May 07, 2013, 09:26:20 am »
*Googles*

Yup.  Supertwat and utter dick.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #691 on: May 07, 2013, 10:34:57 pm »
*Googles*

Yup.  Supertwat and utter dick.

Doesn't Google. Takes Clarion's word for it.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #692 on: May 09, 2013, 01:12:15 pm »
Nigel Lawson.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #693 on: May 09, 2013, 06:40:50 pm »
Has Bono appeared in here yet?  I had a quick shufti but couldn't find the sanctimonious hyper-twat...

Norman Lamont.  Less badgery these days but still a high-end tub of cuntspam.

Boris Johnson.  Can't be repeated often enough.  Clowning around on horseback while wearing his bike h+lm+t is all very well, but if the mega-twat ever gets to be leader of the Daily Mail Party then most of this community will be in the camps by the following Christmas.

The Manchester Eyebrow Monsters aka Liam & Noel Gallagher.  Because they're twats.

My Kindle.  Come out of hiding, you utterly twatty electric dope!

LloydsTSB.  Making people move to fucking Chelmsford.  Twats.

Bad mood again...
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #694 on: May 11, 2013, 12:22:06 pm »
Anyone and everyone with any connection whatsoever with TOWIE, made in Chelsea or similar "Reality TV" shows.
I don't watch them, I've had the misfortune to see too many trailers for them.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #695 on: May 11, 2013, 12:32:14 pm »
Any Cleveland police force I have ever heard of:

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The force admits falsely imprisoning Mr Watson and his family when the lawyer was arrested in 2009, wrongful interference with his belongings and trespass.
Sic transit and all that..

clarion

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #696 on: May 20, 2013, 06:23:39 pm »
The 'aggressive' Gerald Haworth MP
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #697 on: May 20, 2013, 06:31:17 pm »
The Slovakian truck driver that brushed past me on the A49 today.

Was only inches away from me.

Nothing coming the other way - could have given me loads more room.

Probably watching porn on his lap-top whilst driving (not unheard of).

What's Slovakian for Twat ?

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #698 on: May 20, 2013, 07:01:43 pm »
The 'aggressive' Gerald Haworth MP

Is this the Supertwat who I heard briefly on the radio referring to the aggressive homosexual community, or something?

clarion

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #699 on: May 20, 2013, 08:44:28 pm »
Aye.
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