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Rhys W

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #825 on: January 10, 2014, 08:21:07 pm »
Have we had Tulisa Constantdross yet?  Apparently she was once voted FHM's Sexiest Woman Of The Year, which tells you all you need to know about FHM's current readership.

Said like someone who admits to being a keen FHM reader in the past.

clarion

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #826 on: January 12, 2014, 03:00:06 pm »
Jeremy Clarkson (yet again)
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« Reply #827 on: January 12, 2014, 03:05:55 pm »
Have we had Tulisa Constantdross yet?  Apparently she was once voted FHM's Sexiest Woman Of The Year, which tells you all you need to know about FHM's current readership.

Said like someone who admits to being a keen FHM reader in the past.
When it competed with GQ, not Nuts.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #828 on: January 12, 2014, 03:42:42 pm »
Jeremy Clarkson (yet again)

I'll probably regret asking, but what has he done now?

I had a quick look at t'web via a search engine: I typed Jermy Clarkson. A bit of a Freudian Slip.

red marley

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #829 on: January 12, 2014, 04:15:18 pm »

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #830 on: January 12, 2014, 05:04:54 pm »

clarion

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #831 on: January 12, 2014, 05:10:43 pm »
Yes.  I do think he probes the outer limits of twattishness.
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Pedaldog

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #832 on: January 12, 2014, 11:25:00 pm »
Yes.  I do think he probes the outer limits of twattishness.
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Pingu

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #833 on: January 13, 2014, 12:43:19 am »

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #834 on: January 13, 2014, 09:57:00 am »
William Hague - just answer the questions, you odious little runt.

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« Reply #835 on: January 13, 2014, 05:55:28 pm »
He didn't, did he? Stupid thing was that he'd have looked much better by giving an honest answer about what's happened so far, & then following that up with his bit about the future.

Amazing how often politicians don't realise that obvious & clumsy evasiveness is bad for their image, even among any of their supporters who aren't brain-dead.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #836 on: January 13, 2014, 06:11:38 pm »
And now, a (dis)honourable mention for Call Me Dave - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-25705550

Clearly, he's obviously added bribery to his skill set.


Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #837 on: January 15, 2014, 07:49:28 pm »
Yet again; Osbo.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #838 on: January 15, 2014, 09:01:28 pm »
I think we should give Gove, Osborne and Clarkson lifetime twatchievement awards to free up the thread for new nominations.
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clarion

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #839 on: January 16, 2014, 09:37:45 am »
Similarly: Arthur Scargill
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Pingu

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« Reply #840 on: January 17, 2014, 09:32:59 pm »

citoyen

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #841 on: January 25, 2014, 02:16:19 pm »

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #842 on: January 26, 2014, 12:39:16 am »
in my opinion the bloke who called in to radio 4 to complain that he can't get super fast fibre optic broadband, he has to make do with 3 or 4 mbps
poor bloke, we're lucky to get 1mbps and most of the time it's slower and there's no hope of it getting any faster IMO he is a super twat 

Rhys W

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #843 on: January 29, 2014, 09:37:50 pm »
Michael Fabricant.

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It’s difficult enough to find in England people who are good maths and physics and chemistry teachers. To ask them to be bilingual as well is a nonsense.

I've known many good maths, physics and chemistry teachers who were bilingual before they were teachers. Hell, most of them, like me, were bilingual before they started school. Ignorant, arrogant Super-Twat.

RJ

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« Reply #844 on: January 30, 2014, 07:12:56 am »
Jackson Carlaw

clarion

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #845 on: January 30, 2014, 07:21:41 am »
Had to google him, but now agree.

In a relsted note, the stupid, offensive* and (allegedly) mendacious Aidan Burley, MP SS





* Both adjectives official, according to his own Party.
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Regulator

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #846 on: January 30, 2014, 07:42:44 am »
Jackson Carlaw

Nope - I actually agree with his wider point. 

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Mr Carlaw said the robin would be a better national bird, but wondered why another national symbol was needed at all and where such thinking would end.

"Do we have a national domestic animal, a national wild animal, a national grievance?" he asked.

As for the issue of the eagle, I would agree with this comment:

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"It has been a symbol of imperial power of which Scotland is emphatically not, never has been, and hopefully never will be."
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I completely agree with Reg.

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RJ

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #847 on: January 30, 2014, 10:23:20 am »


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"It has been a symbol of imperial power of which Scotland is emphatically not, never has been, and hopefully never will be."

Shows poor knowledge of Scots' contribution to the expansion and running of the - err - British empire. 

Strange perhaps for a unionist, but on a par with Carlaw's equal lack of knowledge of German and European history, and the widespread adoption of eagles as national birds.  His comments are particularly insulting to Germany, whose eagle has been thoroughly de-Nazified, and retained as a national symbol (as it was during the Weimar republic) - and Poland, whose national bird is also an eagle.

"Why bother with a national {thing}" is a valid enough point of view that I happen not to agree with - but I'd expect Godwin's law not to apply to parliamentary committees.  I suppose that''s what comes of electing failed used-car salespersons ...

clarion

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #848 on: January 31, 2014, 10:58:48 am »
Nicholas Bourne, Baron Bourne of Aberystwyth in the County of Ceredigion, and of Wethersfield in the County of Essex, Liar, Idiot and Supertwat.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #849 on: February 03, 2014, 05:46:12 pm »
Mark Thompson - saying 'sorry' won't change the fact that £100m of taxpayers money was pissed up the wall on your watch.

EDIT: also Tim Yeo - a detestable specimen of humanity even by Tory standards.