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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #950 on: July 12, 2014, 11:50:58 am »
James Delingpole.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #951 on: July 14, 2014, 01:10:07 pm »
Berkeley Germy Jeremy Hunt. Let's bash foreigners; there's a General Election next year...

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« Reply #952 on: July 15, 2014, 12:45:07 pm »
Michael Gove. I nominate him now, because he may be less noticeable for a while. It would be a pity not to recognise his contribution to society.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #953 on: July 15, 2014, 12:51:05 pm »
Berkeley Germy Jeremy Hunt. Let's bash foreigners; there's a General Election next year...

Has Hunt done something notably twatty lately?  Le Tour has been restricting my news-acquisition habits.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #954 on: July 15, 2014, 12:52:40 pm »
Berkeley Germy Jeremy Hunt. Let's bash foreigners; there's a General Election next year...

Has Hunt done something notably twatty lately?  Le Tour has been restricting my news-acquisition habits.
Apart from existing, you mean?

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #955 on: July 15, 2014, 01:05:54 pm »
Berkeley Germy Jeremy Hunt. Let's bash foreigners; there's a General Election next year...

Has Hunt done something notably twatty lately?  Le Tour has been restricting my news-acquisition habits.
Apart from existing, you mean?

Yes.  Hunt is a 24/7 twat with extended opening hours, so he doesn't really merit a mention in this thread unless he's launched something utterly twatacular, the twat equivalent of a manned mission to Mars.  And if the first man on Mars was Jeremy Hunt I wouldn't mind at all, provided the ESA/NASA/the Russians ensured there was no way he could come back.
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« Reply #956 on: July 15, 2014, 01:55:01 pm »
His plan to surcharge foreigners* for medical treatment in the NHS, and to fine Trusts for non-collection of fees.

* Including EU citizens, even when they hold EHICs.

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« Reply #957 on: July 15, 2014, 02:13:11 pm »
His plan to surcharge foreigners* for medical treatment in the NHS, and to fine Trusts for non-collection of fees.

* Including EU citizens, even when they hold EHICs.

Wondrous twattery.  Throw him to the Pariah Dogs.
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« Reply #958 on: July 15, 2014, 05:20:39 pm »
Michael Gove.  For spouting complete and utter bollocks on PM.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #959 on: July 15, 2014, 05:23:41 pm »
Michael Gove.  For spouting complete and utter bollocks on PM 24/7.

FTFY :D
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #960 on: July 15, 2014, 11:47:12 pm »
Michael Gove.  For spouting complete and utter bollocks on PM.

Oh, I don't know - I found listening to him remarkably reassuring.

He's going to be in charge of discipline and unity among the Party, for which he'll need to deploy his listening and influencing skills. He's also going to be appearing on the media a lot, for which he'll need to deploy his communicating and speaking to the general public skills.

If they're all exercised to the extent he displayed them tonight, we have little to fear.







Yes, I realise that this may be fearful optimism.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #961 on: July 15, 2014, 11:48:01 pm »
Michael Gove.  For spouting complete and utter bollocks on PM.

"...demotion, emotion, locomotion..." Do you think he'd been on the pop?

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« Reply #962 on: July 16, 2014, 12:49:38 am »
I wish they'd stop showing that clip of Gove addressing a class of Smalls.  "Hello.  My name is Michael" he says, keeping his teeth clenched to conceal his forked tongue.  It terrifies me, so $DEITY knows what effect it would have on the average Tiny.  In any case, his name isn't really "Michael", it's something like "Ecankha of the Blood Pyramid" or "Prostetnic Jeltz".  Or something.
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« Reply #963 on: July 16, 2014, 08:11:52 am »
Mark Regev.

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« Reply #964 on: July 16, 2014, 10:29:27 am »
If you start typing "Mark Regev" in the Chrome address wossname, Google's first suggestion is, unsurprisingly, "Mark Regev".

The second is "Mark Regev liar" ;D
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« Reply #965 on: July 16, 2014, 09:01:41 pm »
He's spouting his awful stuff on C4 News again  :hand:

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« Reply #966 on: July 16, 2014, 10:22:56 pm »
I had to look this guy up, never heard of him. You'd never guess he's an Aussie!

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Regev began his career as a lecturer on International Relations and Strategy at the Israel Defense Forces Staff College.

I bet that course contains a range of balanced political viewpoints.

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« Reply #967 on: July 20, 2014, 10:13:20 pm »

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« Reply #968 on: July 21, 2014, 09:05:13 am »
Owen twat badger Paterson
wow. Just wow. It's like he's invented a new smegma-twat-bosun particle and is anxious to demonstrate how it behaves.
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« Reply #969 on: July 21, 2014, 10:06:11 am »
The best thing about his comments on the green lobby is that it's part of a speech to Lord Lawson's interestingly-funded climate change denying group.

That's chutzpah!
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #970 on: July 21, 2014, 10:33:29 am »
Vladimir Putin.

The deafening silence vis-a-vis the recent goings on in eastern Ukraine speak volumes, as it were. I'm sorry if I've offended any Russians reading this, but your dear leader is acting like a bell-end of quite extraordinary magnitude. As for the 'separatists', they're utterly beneath contempt.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #971 on: July 21, 2014, 11:29:55 am »
That festering ball of slime Mark Regev was on the WWP just now.  Consumer electronics are expensive, and take a long time to set up, otherwise the iPad would have been frisbeeing through the WWP before the smeg-faced clowning dope fuck had even got halfway through blaming Hamas for all the DETHiness.

Seems Hamas are forcing the inhabitants of Gaza to live in, er, Gaza.
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« Reply #972 on: July 22, 2014, 10:09:08 am »
Standard BBC script:

"Mr Regev, sir, is there any message you wish to share with the British nation?"
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #973 on: July 24, 2014, 12:21:22 pm »
Gordon Gillick. He talks bollocks because he enjoys it.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #974 on: July 24, 2014, 12:50:30 pm »
Gordon Gillick. He talks bollocks because he enjoys it.

(Googles)

Belgium!  What an utter Twat.
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