Author Topic: Super-Twat  (Read 405885 times)

clarion

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1000 on: July 25, 2014, 09:45:47 pm »
They're only prosecuting him to silence TEH TRUTHS!!!!!!
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1001 on: July 25, 2014, 10:18:30 pm »
Doesn't even have comedy value :(
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1002 on: July 25, 2014, 10:25:26 pm »
Doesn't even have comedy value :(


I agree; it's unpleasant and depressing.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1003 on: July 29, 2014, 01:21:22 pm »
Iain Duncan Smith, for his performance as spokestwat for  Cam the Sham, who also deserves a dishonourable mention.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1004 on: July 29, 2014, 08:51:07 pm »
That festering ball of slime Mark Regev was on the WWP just now.  Consumer electronics are expensive, and take a long time to set up, otherwise the iPad would have been frisbeeing through the WWP before the smeg-faced clowning dope fuck had even got halfway through blaming Hamas for all the DETHiness.

Seems Hamas are forcing the inhabitants of Gaza to live in, er, Gaza.
I feel bad about bringing the thread back to Regev---I feel bad about mentioning him in the first place---but here, watch this.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1005 on: July 29, 2014, 09:02:48 pm »
That festering ball of slime Mark Regev was on the WWP just now.  Consumer electronics are expensive, and take a long time to set up, otherwise the iPad would have been frisbeeing through the WWP before the smeg-faced clowning dope fuck had even got halfway through blaming Hamas for all the DETHiness.

Seems Hamas are forcing the inhabitants of Gaza to live in, er, Gaza.
I feel bad about bringing the thread back to Regev---I feel bad about mentioning him in the first place---but here, watch this.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1006 on: July 30, 2014, 04:11:13 pm »
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1007 on: July 30, 2014, 04:42:32 pm »
I know he should have had a lifetime achievement award by now, but after avoiding it for a decade I am watching Noel Edmonds on "Deal Or No Deal" in absolute horror.  I don't know why I hate him so much...he's a smug rich bastard exploiting desperate poor people (let's be accurate: chavs)  in an amazingly bored and casual manner, his beard is increasingly ridiculous, he must spend more time on his hair than the average catwalk model (and spend the GDP of Burkina Faso on Just For Men products) and he is trying to look about 40 years younger thn he is, and failing miserably..

No...I think it's the way he's dressed.  Tweed jacket woith red leather collar and elbows, fuckingredtrousers and a cravat.  Why isn't he a Bond villain?  He wouldn't even need acting lessons.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1008 on: July 30, 2014, 04:44:57 pm »
Why isn't he a Bond villain?  He wouldn't even need acting lessons.

Because an array of orbital gunge delivery satellites isn't a credible threat to world peace.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1010 on: August 04, 2014, 12:08:18 pm »
Benjamin Netanyahu and Mark Regev...

It simply needs repeating.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1011 on: August 04, 2014, 01:31:42 pm »
The more often Mark Regev appears on the news, the more he resembles a lizard.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1012 on: August 04, 2014, 01:32:26 pm »
Perhaps the conspiracy nutters have a point...?
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1013 on: August 04, 2014, 06:34:18 pm »
Lt Col Peter Lerner.

The Israeli Defence Force's* Mark Regev...  :sick:






*How inaptly named.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1014 on: August 05, 2014, 07:17:11 am »
Roman Shapiro
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1015 on: August 05, 2014, 05:37:58 pm »
Douglas Murray (the Spectator blogger)
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1016 on: August 06, 2014, 06:27:37 pm »
It's a toss-up between the German legal system and Bernie fucking Ecclestone.

If, as he seemed to suggest all along, the odious little twerp was innocent of any wrongdoing why did he feel the need to by himself out of trouble? Utterly shameful.

Sepp Blatter has competition in the 'loathesome twat running a professional sport' stakes.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1017 on: August 06, 2014, 08:02:21 pm »
'Sorry I nicked that loaf in Tesco's guv, will a tenner cover it? Oh bugger, I don't have a tenner'.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1018 on: August 11, 2014, 10:48:44 pm »
I think Mark Simmonds has just earned himself a mention.
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clarion

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1019 on: August 11, 2014, 10:51:14 pm »
He has indeed.  Perhaps we cold have a whip-round to see if we can convince him to stay and continue to provide his insights, compassion and understanding of ordinary people's way of life to our political system?

No takers?

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1020 on: August 11, 2014, 10:55:52 pm »

Sorry, I got sidetracked by the loose coalescence of blithering loonery that forms davidicke.com
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1021 on: August 12, 2014, 05:03:21 pm »
One of today's 'most read' stories on the site. Historical interest lies in the comments...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-15507374
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1022 on: August 12, 2014, 05:23:43 pm »
I think Mark Simmonds has just earned himself a mention.
My, what a repellent little pustule - sense of entitlement much?

clarion

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1023 on: August 12, 2014, 05:32:15 pm »
One of today's 'most read' stories on the site. Historical interest lies in the comments...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-15507374
I'd like to read the many deleted posts.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1024 on: August 12, 2014, 05:37:47 pm »
Ooooooooh yes!
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