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TimC

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1050 on: September 27, 2014, 07:42:17 pm »
Brooks Newmark.

Resigned, hooray! No more spoiling my dinner on Jonsnownews.

Really? He's my MP. What's he been up to?

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1051 on: September 27, 2014, 07:50:22 pm »
Brooks Newmark.

Resigned, hooray! No more spoiling my dinner on Jonsnownews.

Really? He's my MP. What's he been up to?

Sending explicit selfies, apparently. There are suggestions that it's a tabloid sting, however.

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Sources told The Telegraph that Mr Newmark had sent the pictures to someone he believed was a woman using a social networking website, as part of a tabloid newspaper sting operation.

In a statement, Mr Newmark said: "I have decided to resign as Minister for Civil Society having been notified of a story to be published in a Sunday newspaper.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/11125919/Conservative-minister-resigns-over-sex-scandal.html
"Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And when you look long into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you." ~ Friedrich Nietzsche

TimC

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1052 on: September 27, 2014, 08:05:35 pm »
Berk!

RJ

  • Droll rat
Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1053 on: October 01, 2014, 05:21:21 pm »
Have we had David "imperial-non-metric-bill-of-rights" Cameron yet?

 >:(

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1054 on: October 01, 2014, 05:33:36 pm »
Have we had David "imperial-non-metric-bill-of-rights" Cameron yet?

 >:(

You beat me to it!

Pingu

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1055 on: October 01, 2014, 08:01:29 pm »
Nick Tory-boy Robinson

clarion

  • Tyke
Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1056 on: October 02, 2014, 08:40:20 pm »
Matt Hancock, MP, Poet in Residence, Conservative Party.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1057 on: October 02, 2014, 09:34:35 pm »
Oh you are a hard man it was a mistake.  :demon:
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RJ

  • Droll rat
Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1058 on: October 02, 2014, 09:46:35 pm »
Off to the M Hancock MP hall of shame ...

HTFB

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1059 on: October 02, 2014, 10:19:31 pm »
Brooks Newmark.
That's the in-house brand for the men's polyester blend suits from C&A*, isn't it?

*other high-street retailers are available.

interzen

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1060 on: October 03, 2014, 10:33:54 am »
Chris Grayling

clarion

  • Tyke
Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1061 on: October 03, 2014, 10:36:21 am »
Jeremy Clarkson, supertroll.  Yet again!
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1062 on: October 03, 2014, 10:45:47 am »
Brooks Newmark.
That's the in-house brand for the men's polyester blend suits from C&A*, isn't it?

*other high-street retailers are available.

This is a candidate for Post of the Week.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1063 on: October 03, 2014, 06:22:23 pm »
Jeremy Clarkson, supertroll.  Yet again!
Just for once, this one looks accidental. It seems to be the original registration from over 20 years ago, & nobody noticed the rather tenuous connection which could be made to the Falklands war if one was sufficiently obsessed. That they'd seek & find a car with such a number is a bit far-fetched. Too subtle for Clarkson et al.
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citoyen

  • Cat 6 Racer
Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1064 on: October 03, 2014, 10:17:20 pm »
I think we need to designate a new level of twattery for Cameron and co. Even Thatcher would have balked at repealing human rights legislation.

Mr Larrington

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1065 on: October 03, 2014, 11:24:49 pm »
Surely Thatcher would not have allowed BRITAIN to be party to the Convention in the first place?
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citoyen

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1066 on: October 04, 2014, 01:41:06 pm »
Except she did, albeit indirectly and regretted it later. But of all the Bad Things she did in the name of security, she never went as far as repealing universal human rights.

Mr Larrington

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1067 on: October 04, 2014, 02:00:30 pm »
Except she did, albeit indirectly and regretted it later. But of all the Bad Things she did in the name of security, she never went as far as repealing universal human rights.

Only because Keith Joseph didn't think of it :demon:
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Mr Larrington

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1069 on: October 10, 2014, 01:31:46 am »
So who's the tw@, David Cameron or Maria Muir?
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1070 on: October 10, 2014, 11:17:19 am »
Seeing as this is the Official yACF Two Minute Hate thread, need you ask? ;)
"Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And when you look long into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you." ~ Friedrich Nietzsche

Pingu

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1071 on: October 11, 2014, 10:55:57 pm »
Brooks Newmark.

Resigned, hooray! No more spoiling my dinner on Jonsnownews.

Really? He's my MP. What's he been up to?

Sending explicit selfies, apparently. There are suggestions that it's a tabloid sting, however.

Quote
Sources told The Telegraph that Mr Newmark had sent the pictures to someone he believed was a woman using a social networking website, as part of a tabloid newspaper sting operation.

In a statement, Mr Newmark said: "I have decided to resign as Minister for Civil Society having been notified of a story to be published in a Sunday newspaper.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/11125919/Conservative-minister-resigns-over-sex-scandal.html

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-29585203  ;D

Mrs Pingu

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1072 on: October 13, 2014, 07:35:36 pm »
David Tredinnick, again. Why give health workers a pay rise when you could spend it on fairy woo instead.
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Mr Larrington

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1073 on: October 14, 2014, 04:31:30 am »
At this time of year it is traditional for me to nominate serial whinge fountain, big-nosed Friend to the Panel-Beating Industry, racing motor-ist and twat Mr Jason Plato of Monaco, Oxon.  No Sunday afternoon of BRITISH Touring Car Championship racing upon the anbaric wireless-with-pictures has been complete this year without the BRDC's tame proboscis monkey blathering on about how unfair it is that the laws of physics permit the rear-wheel drive BMWs to accelerate from a standing start more effectively than his poxy front-wheel drive MG.

On Sunday this shockingly biased state of affairs forced Mr Plato to attempt to overtake the Beemer of a Mr Colin Turkington by taking to the wet grass on the approach to Paddock Hill Bend, which manoeuvre saw the motor-car of Mr Turkington end the race shortly thereafter, backwards and in the crash barrier.  After the drivers' title had been decided in Mr Turkington's favour.  I therefore suggest that Mr Plato gets some first-hand experience of the acceleration of a souped-up 1-Series by being firmly strapped into one which is then pushed out of the back door of a Lockheed C-130 Hercules, somewhere over territory occupied by IS(IS).


Jason Plato learns of his demotion to the back of the Brands Hatch grid, yesterday Sunday
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clarion

  • Tyke
Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1074 on: October 14, 2014, 03:46:05 pm »
Judy Finnigan.
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