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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1350 on: May 02, 2015, 06:23:03 pm »
If you take the view of most of the online media today, it appears to be the one that belongs to that Windsor woman.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1351 on: May 06, 2015, 08:19:21 pm »
Niall Ferguson  :sick:

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1352 on: May 06, 2015, 08:55:52 pm »
Sorry it's not tribal politics-derived :demon: ;), but this one's worth bringing to the forum's attention:

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An overachieving bigot in Nebraska reached an impressive new level of intolerance this week, filing a lawsuit against “Homosexuals”—as in all of them, everywhere—in a U.S. District Court on Friday, NBC News reports.

In the handwritten petition, 66-year-old Sylvia Driskell claims to be acting as ambassador for the plaintiffs, “God, and His, Son, Jesus Christ.” Appropriately titled Driskell v. Homosexuals, it asks U.S. District Judge John M. Gerrard to rule whether homosexuality “is a sin, or not a sin.”

Source: http://gawker.com/ambitiously-homophobic-nebraska-woman-sues-every-gay-on-1702486002
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1353 on: May 06, 2015, 11:10:56 pm »
Don't the other plaintiffs need to sign the documents?
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1354 on: May 07, 2015, 12:06:59 am »
Don't the other plaintiffs need to sign the documents?

Would a miracle do in lieu of a written signature?  :demon:
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1355 on: May 07, 2015, 10:23:37 am »
Niall Ferguson  :sick:
Ah, so you saw that too.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1356 on: May 11, 2015, 11:27:17 pm »
Mae angen arnaf i byw, a fe fydda'i

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1357 on: May 13, 2015, 08:51:45 am »
Jim Davidson, it seems.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1358 on: May 13, 2015, 02:35:16 pm »
He's not decided to come back to BRITAIN, has he?
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1359 on: May 14, 2015, 09:36:40 am »
He told our Mikey to Bugger off!
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1360 on: May 14, 2015, 09:46:44 am »
Whoever came up with this:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-32690534

I nearly choked on my coffee when I saw that one reported on some news site or other. I can't believe anyone thought they wouldn't get in trouble for that one.
I think you'll find it's a bit more complicated than that.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1361 on: May 14, 2015, 07:58:22 pm »
Whoever came up with this:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-32690534

I nearly choked on my coffee when I saw that one reported on some news site or other. I can't believe anyone thought they wouldn't get in trouble for that one.

You think that they might have done it on purpose? An evil friend of mine works in PR and dedicates her days to making people angry about stuff on social media. I'm not joking when I say her job title is something like 'social media engineer'.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1362 on: May 14, 2015, 09:52:01 pm »
Whoever came up with this:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-32690534

I nearly choked on my coffee when I saw that one reported on some news site or other. I can't believe anyone thought they wouldn't get in trouble for that one.

You think that they might have done it on purpose? An evil friend of mine works in PR and dedicates her days to making people angry about stuff on social media. I'm not joking when I say her job title is something like 'social media engineer'.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1363 on: May 15, 2015, 11:25:39 pm »

Graham Norton

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Justin Bieber

anyone with the last name Kardashian

Jeremy Kyle

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1364 on: May 16, 2015, 01:19:15 am »
"White Twat Phone for Mr Twathead Sparrow in the hall."" will Mr Sparrow report to the Twat phone and list Amends to be made!"

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1365 on: May 16, 2015, 06:34:18 am »

...... is derestricted - ie there is no speed limit. You can argue the wisdom of Martin doing 180mph there, but not the legality.

FYI, "derestricted" means National speed limits apply, ie 60mph or 70 on dual carriageway. Check your highway code if you don't believe me.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1366 on: May 16, 2015, 06:53:00 am »
The Isle of Man is a little different though.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1367 on: May 16, 2015, 07:01:50 am »
Maybe I should read old threads more carefully, or be less interested in my tea. Nah, what a radical idea. I'll stick with being wrong.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1368 on: May 17, 2015, 01:40:12 pm »
Raspberry coming your way, Ham, along with a 'na-na-ner-na-na'! ;D

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1369 on: May 18, 2015, 02:56:08 pm »
Nick 'keep your knickers on to avoid being raped' Conrad wins super-twat of the year.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1370 on: May 18, 2015, 03:21:39 pm »
Oh gosh.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1371 on: May 18, 2015, 03:28:12 pm »
Nick 'keep your knickers on to avoid being raped' Conrad wins super-twat of the year.

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Mummy!  It's the Twattyman, Mummy!

NFN, though.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1373 on: May 21, 2015, 04:24:16 pm »
Nick Freeman, Solicitor, serial SuperTwat and waste of oxygen.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1374 on: May 21, 2015, 04:27:23 pm »
… and arising from Lee's latest post in POBI, David Chameleon.