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Steph

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1375 on: May 23, 2015, 07:11:50 pm »
Mae angen arnaf i byw, a fe fydda'i

Pingu

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1376 on: May 24, 2015, 11:17:08 am »
Alistair Carmichael

clarion

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1377 on: May 24, 2015, 12:19:45 pm »
And the idiots who decided not to discipline him, thereby lending the party's support to smear tactics (not for the first time).
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Mr Larrington

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1378 on: May 26, 2015, 10:44:50 pm »
Based on the evidence of last night's HIGNFY, Jon Ronson is an S-T nonpareil.  Shut up, you tedious div.
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Tim Hall

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1379 on: May 26, 2015, 11:02:36 pm »
Based on the evidence of last night's HIGNFY, Jon Ronson is an S-T nonpareil.  Shut up, you tedious div.

I got the impression that Merton P wasn't ever so impressed with him either.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1380 on: May 29, 2015, 11:54:15 am »
Based on the evidence of last night's HIGNFY, Jon Ronson is an S-T nonpareil.  Shut up, you tedious div.

Will watch it on iPlayer but really wish musicians would stick to what they know best and leave the news/comedy programmes alone.
You wouldn't want to see Nicholas Witchell jamming on stage with The Killers.

Mr Larrington

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1381 on: May 29, 2015, 12:58:52 pm »
I take it you're not the Tony James who was in Gen X and Sigue Sigue Sputnik then ;D
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Eccentrica Gallumbits

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1382 on: May 29, 2015, 01:08:29 pm »
Was Tony James any relation to Wendy James?
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Mr Larrington

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1383 on: May 29, 2015, 01:15:10 pm »
Things I didn't know, or care about, until just now #28948: Wendy James was adopted.
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interzen

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1384 on: June 02, 2015, 05:48:37 pm »
Alex Salmond.
Dear God, Alex Salmond.

My opinion of him was pretty low to begin with, even taking into account the fact that he's a politician, but he's managed to pull off some epic twattishness today - http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/SNP/11645853/Anger-at-Alex-Salmonds-shameful-Charles-Kennedy-comments-hours-after-his-death.html refers.

 :facepalm:

Eccentrica Gallumbits

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1385 on: June 02, 2015, 09:02:12 pm »
Quote
Mr Salmond later insisted he had not insinuated Mr Kennedy was a nationalist or SNP supporter.

He added: "I only mentioned the Better Together campaign at all because I was asked a direct question about it. As early as the beginning of last year, Charles was one of the first Unionist politicians to realise that the result would be close and said publicly that he felt that the actions of the No campaign were contributing to this."

My bold.
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Regulator

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1386 on: June 05, 2015, 02:06:12 pm »
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Mr Salmond later insisted he had not insinuated Mr Kennedy was a nationalist or SNP supporter.

He added: "I only mentioned the Better Together campaign at all because I was asked a direct question about it. As early as the beginning of last year, Charles was one of the first Unionist politicians to realise that the result would be close and said publicly that he felt that the actions of the No campaign were contributing to this."

My bold.

Classic backpedalling from Wee 'Eck there...  ::-)
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clarion

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1387 on: June 05, 2015, 02:10:14 pm »
Eh?  :o ??? ::-)
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Tim Hall

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1388 on: June 05, 2015, 02:46:50 pm »
Rod Liddle

(article in The Sun referring to the ranty man in the Discovery entitled "If Cyclists Behaved We'd Stop Having a Go at Them")
There are two ways you can get exercise out of a bicycle: you can
"overhaul" it, or you can ride it.  (Jerome K Jerome)

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1389 on: June 05, 2015, 03:10:26 pm »
Rod Liddle

(article in The Sun referring to the ranty man in the Discovery entitled "If Cyclists Behaved We'd Stop Having a Go at Them")

Paywall?

Tim Hall

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1390 on: June 05, 2015, 05:05:26 pm »
Rod Liddle

(article in The Sun referring to the ranty man in the Discovery entitled "If Cyclists Behaved We'd Stop Having a Go at Them")

Paywall?

I believe so. There's a scan of the article in a thread on Cyclechat.
There are two ways you can get exercise out of a bicycle: you can
"overhaul" it, or you can ride it.  (Jerome K Jerome)

Vince

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1391 on: June 10, 2015, 10:42:02 am »
Robert Peston. Mostly for being Robert Peston. He was bad enough on Radio 4, but seems to have found new levels of snide now he is on TV.
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Mr Larrington

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1392 on: June 10, 2015, 11:01:38 am »
Pesto was a revelation when he did HIGNFY the other week, though, in that he was:
  • quite funny, and
  • not speaking in an accent that is an unholy mashup of Prince Charles and Lard Greaseman Loyd Grossman

The tristram responsible for the running order of last night's TT highlights programme, though, is an S-T of the highest order, with golden oak leaves, swords and diamonds.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1393 on: June 10, 2015, 11:39:31 am »
Robert Peston. Mostly for being Robert Peston. He was bad enough on Radio 4, but seems to have found new levels of snide now he is on TV.
I don't mind the snide. I think it comes out because he's not allowed to refer to MPs as a bunch of mindless amoeba.
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Steph

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1394 on: June 17, 2015, 06:18:04 pm »
Mae angen arnaf i byw, a fe fydda'i

Mr Larrington

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1395 on: June 17, 2015, 10:23:40 pm »
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/gay-rights-row-rainbow-flag-5895660
Toys out of pram tantrum twat

Who, The Wrong Hammond or the people complaining about the removal of the flag?

I see the article has a photo showing the fate of Bobb's hat.  Citizen's Arrest time.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1396 on: June 18, 2015, 09:16:42 pm »
The twot who today parked his mercedes across two disabled bays in Lidl car park. Selfish non thinking Git.
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Oaky

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1397 on: June 19, 2015, 12:24:10 pm »
Have we had Sarah Vine yet?
You are in a maze of twisty flat droves, all alike.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1398 on: June 19, 2015, 01:06:17 pm »
Have we had Sarah Vine yet?


You beat me to it!

Tim Hall

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1399 on: June 19, 2015, 01:12:34 pm »
There are two ways you can get exercise out of a bicycle: you can
"overhaul" it, or you can ride it.  (Jerome K Jerome)