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Jacomus

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #100 on: November 11, 2008, 12:33:07 pm »
Gethin Jones
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #101 on: November 11, 2008, 12:34:49 pm »
the 8:23 train I've been fantasising about for years

"Look at the rolling stock on that!" ;)

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I thought about rewording that for a couple of seconds, but then realised it was several feet of potentially amusing rope  :P
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Eccentrica Gallumbits

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #102 on: November 11, 2008, 12:40:42 pm »
Kirst, he spells his name Gyles, which I only mention because makes him look even more twattish.

I did think it didn't look right but he's such a twat I couldn't work up enough enthusiasm to check.

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Wowbagger

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #103 on: November 11, 2008, 02:38:40 pm »
What a wonderful thread!  ;D

Geoffrey Boycott. You've ruined so many otherwise enjoyable days at the cricket when I was a kid with your boring, stale outlook on the game.

You talk shite. You invent ridiculous sayings. You beat up your girlfriends. You are a knob.

Watching you and Piers Morgan (sorry for the repetition) in a bare knuckle boxing match until you're both dead would give me more pleasure than shagging the girl who always gets the 8:23 train I've been fantasising about for years.....

MEGA- twat!

And you used to run out entertaining batsmen like Graham Gooch and Derek Randall!
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Julian

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #104 on: November 11, 2008, 02:43:31 pm »
Ann Widdecombe.

clarion

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #105 on: November 11, 2008, 02:45:12 pm »
George Osborne.  I think he's been mentioned before, but I can only suspect his tax proposals are an attempt to get into this thread, so let's give him a special mention, eh? ;)
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #106 on: November 11, 2008, 03:50:04 pm »
What a wonderful thread!  ;D

Geoffrey Boycott. You've ruined so many otherwise enjoyable days at the cricket when I was a kid with your boring, stale outlook on the game.

You talk shite. You invent ridiculous sayings. You beat up your girlfriends. You are a knob.

Watching you and Piers Morgan (sorry for the repetition) in a bare knuckle boxing match until you're both dead would give me more pleasure than shagging the girl who always gets the 8:23 train I've been fantasising about for years.....

MEGA- twat!

And you used to run out entertaining batsmen like Graham Gooch and Derek Randall!

Although I've played against both (admittedly in charity games  :P) I can't say I've ever run either of them out!

Edit: I completely read that arse about face!  Ho-hum.......
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Mr Larrington

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #107 on: November 11, 2008, 03:56:30 pm »
And you used to run out entertaining batsmen like Graham Gooch and Derek Randall!

He ran out our skool headmaster1 once as well.

1 - who had opened the batting for Derbyshire in a previous life
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Flying_Monkey

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #108 on: November 11, 2008, 03:58:06 pm »
James Whale

I used to think he was a twat.

Then he interviewed me on his radio show once. He was, despite a tendency to hyperbole, a lot more thoughtful and serious about the issues, and took more time to expand on them, than anyone on Radio 4 who has interviewed me.

After that, I reconsidered his twattishness.

clarion

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #109 on: November 11, 2008, 03:59:50 pm »
That'll be the James Whale who's just got into bother again for bias...
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #110 on: November 11, 2008, 06:16:46 pm »
William Hague.  Look, you were never going to be PM because

(1) you come from Yorkshire, and therefore have a superiority complex.

(2) you look like a baked bean.

(3) you are less interesting than that really boring guy who replaced you, whose name I had to struggle with...Duncan-Smith, that's it.
Never tell me the odds.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #111 on: November 11, 2008, 06:20:52 pm »
Adrian Chiles.

You belittling knob.

Somebody comes on your show with AIDS or something and you're like "Boom boom - must be a bit tough that!"

GIGA-twat......
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rower40

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #112 on: November 11, 2008, 06:30:24 pm »
I can't believe we've made it to 8 pages without mentioning...

George W Bush.

Thank the hanging chad he's going.
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Tim Hall

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #113 on: November 11, 2008, 11:07:40 pm »
On the strength of what I've just watched on C4, Neil Morrissey. And his side kick, but I'm not sure he counts for the purposes of his thread.

Anyway, juvenile, overexposed knob jockeys the pair of them.  And I hope their pub goes bust.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #114 on: November 11, 2008, 11:10:42 pm »
I can't believe we've made it to 8 pages without mentioning...

George W Bush.

I assume that's for the same reason that people get confused if you walk up to them in Trafalgar Square and ask where England is :)

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #115 on: November 12, 2008, 06:42:52 am »
Have we had Robbie Williams yet?
Never tell me the odds.

Flying_Monkey

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #116 on: November 12, 2008, 09:40:06 am »
That'll be the James Whale who's just got into bother again for bias...

Well, I am sure - but he's infinitely preferable to the snide hypocrites who inhabit much of Radio 4.

Mr Larrington

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #117 on: November 12, 2008, 09:46:09 am »
William Hague.  Look, you were never going to be PM because

(1) you come from Yorkshire, and therefore have a superiority complex.

(2) you look like a baked bean.

(3) you are less interesting than that really boring guy who replaced you, whose name I had to struggle with...Duncan-Smith, that's it.

Who was in turn once described as looking like a waxed cock in an undertaker's suit.
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citoyen

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #118 on: November 12, 2008, 10:05:11 am »
Robert Kilroy Silk
Esther Rantzen
Brian Paddick
Carly Zucker
Martina Navratilova
Simon Webbe
Joe Swash
Nicola McLean
Dani Behr

But not George Takei!

clarion

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #119 on: November 12, 2008, 10:13:44 am »
William Hague.  Look, you were never going to be PM because

(1) you come from Yorkshire....

Bzzt!

Though this is all true.

Quote
(2) you look like a baked bean.

(3) you are less interesting than that really boring guy who replaced you, whose name I had to struggle with...Duncan-Smith, that's it.

Along with

(4)  you had a lot of the nasty corrupt Tories still hanging around (like Cameron does, but more quietly)
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #120 on: November 12, 2008, 10:15:08 am »
Smutters, I really do think that Brian Paddick and possibly Martina Navratilova ought to come out of that list as well.  The rest of them can stay, though...
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clarion

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #121 on: November 12, 2008, 10:21:17 am »
Not Sulu!  My first crush! :o :( :(
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citoyen

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #122 on: November 12, 2008, 11:23:55 am »
Smutters, I really do think that Brian Paddick and possibly Martina Navratilova ought to come out of that list as well.  The rest of them can stay, though...

I'll give you Martina, but Paddick... I'm not convinced.

Charlotte

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #123 on: November 12, 2008, 11:33:33 am »
I met him at the ITV London Mayoral Hustings.  He's a good chap, I promise.

One of those, of course
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #124 on: November 12, 2008, 12:05:42 pm »
Those two dicks on Masterchef. Utter twats.

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