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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1500 on: October 07, 2015, 04:48:03 pm »
Dan Hodges

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David Cameron is the new leader of the British Left
It’s now impossible for anyone on the progressive Left to construct an intellectually coherent argument for voting Labour

By Dan Hodges
3:11PM BST 07 Oct 2015

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/david-cameron/11917236/David-Cameron-is-the-new-leader-of-the-British-Left.html

I know it's the Torygraph, but even so.

Hodges has always been a twat but I think he's upgraded himself on this one.

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A single speech cannot change the political landscape. But this wasn’t just a speech. David Cameron has just erected an impenetrable forcefield around the centre ground of British politics. It’s now impossible for anyone on the progressive Left to construct an intellectually coherent argument for voting Labour.


It is apparent from the Westminster bubble and their press-supporting mafiosa that they really don't believe that poor people, deprived and underprivileged people as well as sane, compassionate, intelligent people actually exist.  ???

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1501 on: October 07, 2015, 04:52:48 pm »
 
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David Cameron has just erected an impenetrable forcefield around the centre ground of British politics.


I can only assume that to Hodges british politics is like that shown below, with X marking the centre

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What duck?

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1502 on: October 07, 2015, 06:04:28 pm »
I think that your "X" is slightly left by about 20 dashes of where I consider that it should be.

Cameron is beginning to make Thatcher look slightly left wing!

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1503 on: October 07, 2015, 06:30:25 pm »
I saw a pan shot of the Conservative audience the other day. It was basically fat jowly men, their bleached and embalmed wives, and the occasional ruddy-faced young toff. That was it.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1504 on: October 07, 2015, 06:46:32 pm »
Tory party conference - shooting fish in a barrel for this thread.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1505 on: October 07, 2015, 09:27:15 pm »
Well, I was thinking about Hell the other days, and I tell you that audience was Hell's Very Own Welcoming Committee. I was kind of looking forward to finally taking the escalator of inevitability Downtown until this realisation kicked in like a meth-fueled bronco. Even Satan must look across that chorus of shit and think fuck, there's the damned and truly damned. I'm going to volunteer to drive a diabolical steam roller over their souls. I think there might be a queue.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1506 on: October 07, 2015, 11:07:57 pm »
Well, I was thinking about Hell the other days, and I tell you that audience was Hell's Very Own Welcoming Committee. I was kind of looking forward to finally taking the escalator of inevitability Downtown until this realisation kicked in like a meth-fueled bronco. Even Satan must look across that chorus of shit and think fuck, there's the damned and truly damned. I'm going to volunteer to drive a diabolical steam roller over their souls. I think there might be a queue.

 ;D

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1507 on: October 08, 2015, 10:31:54 am »
It is apparent from the Westminster bubble and their press-supporting mafiosa that they really don't believe that poor people, deprived and underprivileged people as well as sane, compassionate, intelligent people actually exist.  ???

Just you wait for them to decide that people on benefits don't get to vote.

Somewhere, in some committee or thinktank, entirely staffed by Satan's droppings, this proposal has been made by people who are so twattish that the act of typing their name into this thread would incinerate all other entries in a whiff of sulpher.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1508 on: October 08, 2015, 10:51:35 am »
Last night was super-awful. They panned across a jolly group of posing Conservative Youth. No one should have to see that while eating their supper.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1509 on: October 08, 2015, 11:18:36 am »
Anyone who was ever bullied at school will recognise the tory cabinet and party instantly.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1510 on: October 08, 2015, 12:48:26 pm »
Tory party conference - shooting fish in a barrel for this thread fun.
FTFY.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1511 on: October 08, 2015, 01:56:46 pm »
Can we club together and hire a Pig that's willing to stuff it's Dick in the Open wound that is Cameron's mouth?

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1512 on: October 08, 2015, 02:16:32 pm »
I think pigs have more taste and discernment than that
What duck?

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1513 on: October 08, 2015, 10:30:46 pm »
Matthew Hancock.
Getting there...

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1514 on: October 08, 2015, 11:23:44 pm »
Matthew Hancock.


Mr Useful Work himself!

I would like to nominate Ian Duncan Smith again. Any objections?

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1515 on: October 09, 2015, 01:42:47 am »
Mae angen arnaf i byw, a fe fydda'i

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1516 on: October 09, 2015, 10:25:42 am »
Probably been mentioned before but has reared her ugly head again...

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I just came in here to nominate those exact two.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1517 on: October 09, 2015, 10:39:57 am »
Rupert Murdoch  :sick:

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1518 on: October 09, 2015, 10:58:25 am »
Surely an honorary and permanent fixture on this thread ?
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1519 on: October 09, 2015, 11:31:02 am »
Amanda Platell again.


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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1520 on: October 09, 2015, 12:24:21 pm »
Continuing my theme of watching BBC snippets of the Conservative Party Conference with the sound off, I caught Cameron doing his chop-socky gesticulation. He did remind me of a certain gentleman of Austria extraction.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1521 on: October 09, 2015, 01:13:02 pm »
Continuing my theme of watching BBC snippets of the Conservative Party Conference with the sound off, I caught Cameron doing his chop-socky gesticulation. He did remind me of a certain gentleman of Austria extraction.

Arnie? Or someone else?




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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1522 on: October 09, 2015, 02:24:48 pm »
Continuing my theme of watching BBC snippets of the Conservative Party Conference with the sound off, I caught Cameron doing his chop-socky gesticulation. He did remind me of a certain gentleman of Austria extraction.

Arnie? Or someone else?

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1523 on: October 09, 2015, 03:06:27 pm »
Have we had Ben Carson yet?

Fucking ignorant wankstain.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1524 on: October 09, 2015, 03:15:59 pm »
Have we had Ben Carson yet?

Fucking ignorant wankstain.
Its truly incredible that he is intelligent enough to become a well regarded surgeon.
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