Author Topic: Super-Twat  (Read 406001 times)

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1550 on: October 28, 2015, 11:14:27 pm »
Having just seen a trailer for "Bear Grylls: Born Survivor" I moved to add the arrogant super-twat to this list, only to find that he was actually the first to whom this glorious accolade was awarded  ;D


Does this make him the alpha and omega of Super Twats?

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1551 on: October 29, 2015, 06:59:27 am »
More like one of those annoying floaters that won't flush.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1553 on: October 29, 2015, 08:07:50 am »
Well, if multiple nominations are good enough for the politicians, I see no reason why assorted slebs and people off the TV should get off lightly.  ;)

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1554 on: October 29, 2015, 09:28:21 am »
More like one of those annoying floaters that won't flush.

 ;D

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1555 on: October 29, 2015, 09:39:30 am »
Having just seen a trailer for "Bear Grylls: Born Survivor" I moved to add the arrogant super-twat to this list, only to find that he was actually the first to whom this glorious accolade was awarded  ;D


Does this make him the alpha and omega of Super Twats?

You have to admire the longevity of his twattishness I suppose.

Some people would have shown weakness over 7 years and given in, doing something untwatty.  Not Bear "Not my real name" Grylls though.  He continues to twattishly show us just how much fun it can be to be to look exactly like the bastard love-child of David Cameron and George Osbourne.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1556 on: October 29, 2015, 10:19:28 am »
Well, if multiple nominations are good enough for the politicians, I see no reason why assorted slebs and people off the TV should get off lightly.  ;)

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Now say that  in front of a mirror, at midnight...  :demon:
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1557 on: October 29, 2015, 10:47:21 am »
Mr J Twunt. Every single day for the rest of his oxygen wasting, mouth breathing life.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1558 on: October 29, 2015, 10:48:07 am »
Well, if multiple nominations are good enough for the politicians, I see no reason why assorted slebs and people off the TV should get off lightly.  ;)

Dan Snow
Dan Snow
Dan Snow

Now say that  in front of a mirror, at midnight...  :demon:

Daren't. I might end up in a sealed room with his "informative" documentaries being played at me with extreme prejudice for ever. :hand:
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1559 on: November 01, 2015, 03:53:32 pm »
Philip Davies
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1560 on: November 04, 2015, 03:38:25 am »
Nigel Graham. And Motorised Moron as well.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-34680289
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1561 on: November 04, 2015, 09:48:10 am »
David & Philip Davies MPs and all their ilk who think that kidnap and imprisonment for thirteen years without charge does not deserve compensation.
Getting there...

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1562 on: November 05, 2015, 09:42:01 pm »
Not fast & rarely furious

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1563 on: November 06, 2015, 01:33:39 am »
Nigel Graham. And Motorised Moron as well.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-34680289

He's an even bigger twat than I suspected, not only using his father in law as an excuse but going to a tribunal to complain about the damage to F-I-l's health due to the stress. The F-i -L had died well before the ticket was issued.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1564 on: November 15, 2015, 10:26:40 am »
Just stumbled accidentally into another Katie Hopkins rant.   That woman is massively overpaid and overrated.    :sick:  :sick:  :sick:  :sick:  :sick:  :sick: ...

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1565 on: November 15, 2015, 10:37:34 am »
Step forward former rally co-driver, motorsport boss of Peugeot and Ferrari and now head of the FIA M. Jean Todt!  Yes, Jean, more people may well have been killed in road accidents on Friday than in the Paris attacks but it is a spectacularly crass and insensitive thing to say right now.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1566 on: November 19, 2015, 01:08:51 pm »
Phil the Greek

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A train announcer was stood next to me and he said 'Do you announce in a Brummie accent?'" he said.
"She said no. And he responded saying: 'I suppose you've got to announce in an English accent so everyone can understand you.'"

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Queen officially reopens New Street station on Birmingham tour
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-34865657
What duck?

clarion

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1567 on: November 19, 2015, 04:39:39 pm »
David 'Jetset' Cameron
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1568 on: November 19, 2015, 05:21:19 pm »
You are being too hard Clarion. Apparently they have discovered public sector areoplanes fly more cheaply than private sector ones (and they can hide the rest of the cost in the defence budget). Will Britannia be making a reappearance me wonders.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1569 on: November 19, 2015, 06:10:29 pm »
He thinks that he's a president and needs an equivalent to Airforce 1.   He's just a total arse and needs a reality check instead.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1570 on: November 19, 2015, 06:25:33 pm »
Actually, the proposal is a minor adaptation of an aircraft that already exists and is in service. If it gets more use out of an asset that is underused at present, I have no difficulty with it. And it'll reduce the likelihood that I have to fly him anywhere.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1571 on: November 19, 2015, 08:21:51 pm »
Actually, the proposal is a minor adaptation of an aircraft that already exists and is in service. If it gets more use out of an asset that is underused at present, I have no difficulty with it. And it'll reduce the likelihood that I have to fly him anywhere.
On the figures presented, it would take several decades to be cheaper than chartering.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1572 on: November 19, 2015, 08:28:57 pm »
Probably been on before but needs a re-nom.  If not for that awful syrup, then for spouting sh1t like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fdjHjzvZoI
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-34873057

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1573 on: November 19, 2015, 09:24:07 pm »
"Asked if that may include registering Muslims in a database or using special ID cards, he [ludicrous wig-sporting arsereptile Donald Trump] did not rule it out."

You could force them to sew yellow crescent moons to their clothes too, Donny, you clueless fuckhammer.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1574 on: November 19, 2015, 09:29:17 pm »
Actually, the proposal is a minor adaptation of an aircraft that already exists and is in service. If it gets more use out of an asset that is underused at present, I have no difficulty with it. And it'll reduce the likelihood that I have to fly him anywhere.
If you do ever fly him anywhere, please turn the seatbelt signs off and then do a loop the loop.
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