While on the subject of Twats du Brexit, let us spare a thought for Walter the Softy, aka Jacob Grease-Smugg. Not content with having his nanny crib Stuffs from The Scum to use in his election propaganda, he compounds the idiocy by telling John Major that he needs a speech writer. This a scan twenty-four hours, or fewer, after retweeting some mathematically- and factually-wrong shite from his favourite "newspaper" telling us how mozzarella will be cheaper post-Brexit. My bollocksometer overloaded at that one and is now sulking.