Author Topic: Super-Twat  (Read 412661 times)

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3475 on: December 29, 2018, 09:04:23 pm »
To be fair, it's pretty hard for a Vulcan to impersonate a human for that long and still fool most people of Wokingham
well, he’s certainly managed to avoid anything like logical deduction for all that time.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3476 on: December 29, 2018, 09:31:29 pm »
John Redwood, knighted.  For services to politics FFS.  Basically a knighthood for managing to tell enough lies often enough to stay in the house of commons for a lifetime.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-46700430

The knighthoods for Philip Pullman and Michael Palin in no way atone for this craptacular piece of political bribery.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3477 on: December 30, 2018, 08:27:08 am »
Although he has said it won't change its vote. We'll see.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3478 on: December 30, 2018, 01:29:24 pm »
Although she can’t easily take it off him and none of the tories are particularly good at keeping their word, so who knows...
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3479 on: January 03, 2019, 06:00:47 pm »
<i>Marmite slave</i>

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3480 on: January 03, 2019, 06:57:27 pm »
Grayling looks like a man who knows he's incompetent and doesn't care...probably already got his exit strategy sorted.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3481 on: January 04, 2019, 08:09:50 pm »
Hatie Cockpins & UKIP are tweeting away blaming Sadiq Khan for todays train stabbing.   I wasn't aware his Mayoral powers extended to leafy Surrey.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3482 on: January 04, 2019, 08:14:21 pm »
Can't be that leafy, if the trains were running.  Knife crime does seem somewhat beyond his remit, thobut.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3483 on: January 08, 2019, 07:57:19 pm »
We might have started something...

It is a facebook link but should be public.

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Well that's the more blunt way of putting it but as usual he's dead right.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3484 on: January 08, 2019, 08:05:02 pm »
Morrissey. What has the super-dooper-uber twat done now?

Covered the Pretenders' classic 'Back on the Chain Gang' and made a total bollox of it.

Some things can't be forgiven . . .

Also Dermot O'Dreary for daring to inflict it on listeners.
Actually, I didn't think it was that bad; not much worse than the original.  Not a big fan of The Pretenders.  But Morrissey's still a S-T, obviously.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3485 on: January 08, 2019, 09:50:41 pm »
The current edition of Viz has a double-page spread:

"The future of kicking Piers Morgan [that CBE] in the bollocks"
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3486 on: January 11, 2019, 08:17:07 pm »
Piers "Morgan" Moron shares picture from his hospital bed: "Bad news, I'm not dying"

Bah.  I was hoping the fragrant Susanna Reid had kicked the crap out of the colossal bellend after one ill-judged and creepy remark too many.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3487 on: January 11, 2019, 08:33:57 pm »
Maybe she neglected to follow the advice in Viz?

(I'm astounded that Viz is still a thing.  Surely it went out with Tizer and hedge pornography?)
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3488 on: January 11, 2019, 10:17:36 pm »
Maybe she neglected to follow the advice in Viz?

(I'm astounded that Viz is still a thing.  Surely it went out with Tizer and hedge pornography?)
you’re showing your age there Kim, it was a kind of low grade replacement for the afore mentioned.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3489 on: January 12, 2019, 11:32:57 pm »
We might have started something...

It is a facebook link but should be public.

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There's something similar now doing the rounds for Fox News host Tucker Carlson (who can be filed under the same categories as Piers Morgan CBE):

https://twitter.com/MollyJongFast/status/1084137938982715394

Inspired by: https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1083893938031939584

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3491 on: January 14, 2019, 08:23:59 pm »
Not fast & rarely furious

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3493 on: January 22, 2019, 05:36:22 pm »
James Dyson getting a brexit bonus in the sunlit uplands.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3494 on: January 22, 2019, 05:41:04 pm »
I'm sure he's going there for the weather. Maybe he can be persuaded to take Tim Martin with him. They can invent some kind of plastic pub that really sucks.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3495 on: January 22, 2019, 06:12:14 pm »
They can invent some kind of plastic pub that really sucks.

Very good.


Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3496 on: January 23, 2019, 11:38:24 am »
Liam Fox. Generally, but especially today for spouting total bollox. Apparently a delayed Brexit would be worse than No Deal. 
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3497 on: January 23, 2019, 11:48:29 am »
What a complete twat that man is.

He's probably got sand in his vagina because he's being reminded of this:

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3498 on: January 23, 2019, 11:57:38 am »
And note....other countries need to do more work to form new trade agreements with the UK. This from the man who said they would all be in place by the time the UK left the EU.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3499 on: January 23, 2019, 12:12:26 pm »
There are so many Brexit twats, it's hard to keep track. Is Liam Fox the irony-proofed fat and lazy one who's only palpable contribution is calling other people 'fat and lazy'?
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