What king of Super-Twat could go on record as saying the Scots Guards "kicked the backside" of Nicholas I of Russia in the Crimean War, and could do so again?
Why, Secretary of State for Defence, Honourable Member for Wyre and Preston North and Super-Twat Robert Ben Lobban Wallace, of course! That kind of Super-Twat.
H/t to Guy otp for naming and shaming the guilty Twat.