Author Topic: Super-Twat  (Read 402899 times)

her_welshness

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #200 on: May 13, 2010, 11:06:00 pm »

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #201 on: May 13, 2010, 11:26:59 pm »
Boris Johnson

citoyen

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #202 on: May 14, 2010, 11:18:18 am »
I laughed a lot at this interview. Crowe is a tit.

Yeah, I heard that too. Made me cringe rather than laugh, though. Thing is, Mark Lawson is also a tit and it was a really poorly conducted interview.

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Mr Larrington

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #203 on: May 14, 2010, 11:18:46 am »
Has anyone mentioned Brillo Neil yet?

Christ, he's a twat >:(
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #204 on: May 14, 2010, 11:48:34 am »
Anyone mentioned Mark Lamarr yet?

And yet another (possibly repeat) mention of the Jimmy 'Mysoginistic and Homphobic Unfunny Twat' Carr...  :demon:

*Reaches for STABBY thing*
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clarion

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #205 on: May 14, 2010, 11:54:08 am »
Jimmy Carr and his lawyer...
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Oaky

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #206 on: May 15, 2010, 11:28:42 pm »
Oaky: Super-Twat
You are in a maze of twisty flat droves, all alike.

85.4 miles from Marsh Gibbon

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #207 on: May 16, 2010, 08:29:58 am »
Everyone on the One Show.  Almost all Breakfast TV presenters, especially Bill Turnbull.  (I'm not singling out the BBC, I just don't seem to watch 'independent' channels (for long)).
Sic transit and all that..

kevinp

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #208 on: May 16, 2010, 08:51:10 am »
Jeremy Vine what is it with him

Those three tossers from top gear


Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #209 on: May 16, 2010, 09:31:10 am »
Clarkson - yes, the tosso di tutti tossi.

Hamster - yes, more so since he started doing his hair like a teenager.

May - well, he doesn't appear very interested in cars and loves his Brompton, so he's not in the same category.
Never tell me the odds.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #210 on: May 16, 2010, 09:33:38 am »
Lewis Hamilton

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #211 on: May 16, 2010, 02:30:47 pm »
Clarkson - yes, the tosso di tutti tossi.

Hamster - yes, more so since he started doing his hair like a teenager.

May - well, he doesn't appear very interested in cars and loves his Brompton, so he's not in the same category.

Clarkson, obviously can be mentioned an infinite number of times here!

Hamster is a bit of a twat (I think his hair is cool though!) I read one of his books recently and he did come across as a bit of an aggressive little tool.

May is cool. He has quite a few bicycles and loves riding them. I always get the impression he's toeing the Clarkson line on Top Gear.

Although on occasions I find Clarkson funny, on recent viewings of him, I have to go with SUPER FUCKING TWAT!!
Those wonderful norks are never far from my thoughts, oh yeah!

her_welshness

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #212 on: May 16, 2010, 04:24:03 pm »
Carol McGiffin (sp) and all the rest of the she-hags from Loose Women.

citoyen

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #213 on: May 16, 2010, 08:51:55 pm »
Jeremy Clarkson.

Stephen Nolan.

Because they really can't be mentioned too many times.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #214 on: May 16, 2010, 08:54:22 pm »
the il tosso di tutti tossi.
I must remember that, so I can use it.

+1 for Jimmy Carr.
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citoyen

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #215 on: May 16, 2010, 09:05:11 pm »
While he's on my mind...

Mark Lawson

Ugh!

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #216 on: May 17, 2010, 04:59:41 pm »
Everyone on the One Show.  Almost all Breakfast TV presenters, especially Bill Turnbull.  (I'm not singling out the BBC, I just don't seem to watch 'independent' channels (for long)).

OMFG! I simply can't risk seeing any TV in the morning because of this guy - I might explode with disgust.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #217 on: May 17, 2010, 07:27:01 pm »
Willy Walsh

clarion

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #218 on: May 17, 2010, 08:49:57 pm »
Nominative determinism?
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #219 on: May 18, 2010, 07:55:00 am »
Time to mention the world's biggest super twat again, the man most people want to punch the minute he opens his mouth, the one person you wouldn't pee on if he was on fire...


...Jimmy Carr
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citoyen

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #220 on: May 18, 2010, 09:23:12 am »
Willy Walsh

+1

And Injustice McCombe too.

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citoyen

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #221 on: May 18, 2010, 09:27:37 am »
Mind you... Unite

Seen their full-page ad in today's Guardian? V.poor.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #222 on: May 18, 2010, 10:46:58 am »
Michael McIntyre.  Industrial grade hyper-twat.
Ricky Gervais.  Stop believing your own PR droids and shut up.
Eyjafjallajokull.  A joke's a joke, but if you haven't stopped by September I shall be very cross indeed.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #223 on: May 18, 2010, 08:06:22 pm »
new transport minister, Phillip Hammond.  Quoted in the Sunday Times as saying that speed cameras are unnecessary because when motorists are reminded of the speed limit they slow down.  Just like little piglets are born with wings and will fly south for the winter.  First rate pratt.
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clarion

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #224 on: May 18, 2010, 08:20:00 pm »
Oh shit.  That's what we're in for?  Bugger.
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