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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #225 on: May 18, 2010, 08:26:47 pm »
new transport minister, Phillip Hammond.  Quoted in the Sunday Times as saying that speed cameras are unnecessary because when motorists are reminded of the speed limit they slow down.  Just like little piglets are born with wings and will fly south for the winter.  First rate pratt.
That'll be why they're normally flashing "30" every hour of the day or night?
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #226 on: May 19, 2010, 04:27:40 pm »
new transport minister, Phillip Hammond.  Quoted in the Sunday Times as saying that speed cameras are unnecessary because when motorists are reminded of the speed limit they slow down.  Just like little piglets are born with wings and will fly south for the winter.  First rate pratt.

Aye, the guy must be an uber Twat. He doesn't realise that the 'reminder' most folk need is a flashy fixed penalty generating reminder- either that or a Droid asking "Stirling Moss is it?"
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #227 on: May 20, 2010, 11:31:41 am »
Jeffrey Archer was on TV this morning, flogging a new book and flaunting his title.  Goes without saying that another mention in the super twat thread is called for.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #228 on: May 21, 2010, 06:42:16 am »
As I was driving down the M1 yesterday I saw a sign for Hucknall, which reminded me that Mick hasn't had a mention for a long time.  Whiny voice, face like a slapped bum, serial band-sacker, yet also (presumably due to vast royalty income) a fanny magnet.  What's not to despise?
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #229 on: May 21, 2010, 09:46:27 am »
He brought his bike into a shop I worked in once?
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #230 on: May 21, 2010, 09:48:33 am »
Hmm.  What was the bike?  And how well did he ride it? ;D

He was a complete tw@ when I met him, and he was a nobody then.  He's still a nobody, of course, just a rather richer one.

Eric Clapton riding Condor bikes doesn't make him any less of a tw@
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #231 on: May 21, 2010, 11:19:10 am »
As I was driving down the M1 yesterday I saw a sign for Hucknall, which reminded me that Mick hasn't had a mention for a long time.  Whiny voice, face like a slapped bum, serial band-sacker, yet also (presumably due to vast royalty income) a fanny magnet.  What's not to despise?

You forgot to add: Man United fan. ;)

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #232 on: May 21, 2010, 12:27:02 pm »
Hmm.  What was the bike?  And how well did he ride it? ;D

He was a complete tw@ when I met him, and he was a nobody then.  He's still a nobody, of course, just a rather richer one.


Oh, he was a twat. He didn't ask if he could bring the bike in and just wheeled it up to a cashpoint and made to leave it there, as if we would watch it for him. It had gears and drop bars and everythin. I seem to recall we made him lock it to a lampost outside, but that could just be my wishful thinking.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #233 on: May 21, 2010, 12:36:49 pm »
*talk of Hucknall sparks memory*



From TV Go Home ;D

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #234 on: May 21, 2010, 12:38:23 pm »
Chris Moyles and the bunch of super-c**ts who decided that ignorant loud-mouthed witless bloaters were the way forward in broadcasting.

And Clarkson.

And Glitter.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #235 on: May 21, 2010, 12:41:49 pm »
*talk of Hucknall sparks memory*

Same here. I can't think of Mick Hucknall without immediately thinking of pink pancakes. TVGoHome was brilliant. Still one of the best things Charlie Brooker has done.

Talking of twats, TVGoHome also gave us the brilliant <a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/0X6APGN1cAs&rel=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/0X6APGN1cAs&rel=1</a>, who may be a fictional character but perfectly captures the extreme twattishness of many real-life twats of my unfortunate acquaintance.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #236 on: May 21, 2010, 05:59:59 pm »

Hamster - yes, more so since he started doing his hair like a teenager.


That's cruel.  He had a terrible car crash and damaged that part of the brain that controls the urge to "tease" hair, buy Harleys and wear cowboy boots.

I can't help wondering what his gorgeous doe-eyes would look like with my fingers jabbed in them.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #237 on: May 21, 2010, 08:31:38 pm »

I can't help wondering what his gorgeous doe-eyes would look like with my fingers jabbed in them.

Is that a sexual thing?
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #238 on: May 22, 2010, 06:48:35 am »
I hate to say it... but I think the Hamster's quite hawt  :-[ - when he doesn't speak

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #239 on: May 22, 2010, 07:29:11 am »
It's the ethnic beads round his neck, isn't it?
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #240 on: May 22, 2010, 08:24:01 am »
Would he look better with a pearl necklace?
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #241 on: May 23, 2010, 07:59:39 am »
Omid Djalili.  What an irritating git.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #242 on: May 23, 2010, 08:08:25 am »
Have we had Jon Gaunt yet?

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #243 on: May 23, 2010, 11:39:03 am »
Anyone mentioned Paul Ross?

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #244 on: May 23, 2010, 07:32:48 pm »
Anyone mentioned Paul Ross?
There's a refurbished one for sale?  Presumably the refurbishers had to patch a fist-shaped hole in the face area?
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #245 on: May 24, 2010, 05:04:12 pm »
Alastair Stewart.  Sanctimonious cock.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #246 on: May 25, 2010, 09:53:14 pm »
Am I allowed to mention Noel Edmonds again?  Oh, I just did.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #247 on: May 25, 2010, 10:03:15 pm »
Bear Grylls = Super-Twat

I won't substantiate this opinion, I just believe it to be true.

He's just the warm-up act.  Wait till Cameron and the rest of the Bullingdon Club are running the country.

the waiting is at an end

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #248 on: May 28, 2010, 11:23:43 am »
David Blunkett, just in case he hasn't already been mentioned here.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #249 on: May 28, 2010, 11:51:02 am »
What Big Helga said.  He was on the Toady prog this morning, crying into his tea about the abolition of ID cards, because he is a monumental fucking twat with knobs on.

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