Author Topic: Knife  (Read 702 times)

perkinsteel22

Knife
« on: June 22, 2018, 10:24:08 am »
What are most common uses of a knife?

Re: Knife
« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2018, 12:22:55 pm »
Err cutting stuff. Any other use and you are pressing it into service as something its not.
The butter knife is a weird one though as although we call it a knife it isnt as it has no edge at all. In reality its a spreader. Same for teh pallette knife which is just an overgrown butter knife. In fact I shall start a campaign to have these two renamed.
I think you'll find it's a bit more complicated than that.

Jaded

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Re: Knife
« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2018, 12:23:38 pm »
Chopping astro-turfers down.
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menthel

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Re: Knife
« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2018, 01:24:01 pm »
Picking roast lamb out from my teeth.

C-3PO

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Re: Knife
« Reply #4 on: June 22, 2018, 04:39:47 pm »
What are most common uses of a knife?

Surgical castration of spammers.

Further offences may result in stab injuries or decapitation, for which some knives are ideally suited.

Re: Knife
« Reply #5 on: June 22, 2018, 04:54:43 pm »
Picking roast lamb out from my teeth.

Yeah....that is pretty common  ;D