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meddyg

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Re: Caption it #1951
« on: October 17, 2018, 07:19:06 pm »


clue - not  a shower-in-the-hall - no, it's an advert for a 21st Century stairlift !


Basil

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Re: Caption it #1951
« Reply #1 on: October 17, 2018, 08:01:35 pm »
Oi.  You can't park your Tardis there!
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Cudzoziemiec

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Re: Caption it #1951
« Reply #2 on: October 17, 2018, 08:16:40 pm »
Beam me up, Stannah.
An ungovernable laughter, a joyous agitation which makes the summer stretching before you seem like an unrolling canvas on which you might draw those first rude pure strokes that are free. (Capote)

Re: Caption it #1951
« Reply #3 on: October 18, 2018, 05:59:08 pm »
Not a caption: I dunno why, but it reminded me of the orgasmatron scene in Sleeper

(slightly NSFW link below)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Isrd7E5nzIQ

sprogs

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Re: Caption it #1951
« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2018, 08:11:30 pm »
You might want to give it five minutes.

spesh

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Re: Re: Caption it #1951
« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2018, 08:32:47 pm »
He: "You're not my wife!"

She: "This isn't my house!"

Both: "This is the third time this week that our Sirius Cybernetics TransMat 2000 teleporters have needed recalibrating."
If you think this has a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.

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road-runner

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Re: Caption it #1951
« Reply #6 on: November 06, 2018, 11:00:43 am »
"Darling, it fits well in this corner down here but upstairs I keep walking into the en-suite shower by mistake. Could we move the upstairs part of the lift to the far end of the landing, please?"

T42

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Re: Re: Caption it #1951
« Reply #7 on: November 06, 2018, 01:30:44 pm »
"I'm ready to take on Donald again" said Hillary, stepping out of the rejuvenator.
Où sont les merguez d'antan ?

Re: Caption it #1951
« Reply #8 on: November 07, 2018, 06:48:58 pm »
"This is the shittest Hunger Games arena yet"
Never tell me the odds.

T42

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Re: Re: Caption it #1951
« Reply #9 on: November 24, 2018, 03:32:51 pm »
"You might have told me you had beans and cabbage for lunch before I tried it."
Où sont les merguez d'antan ?