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meddyg

  • 'You'll have had your tea?'
Re: Caption it #1953
« on: December 01, 2018, 04:45:10 pm »
Spotted in Waterstones today.....



"God moves in a mysterious way, his wonders to perform"

Re: Caption it #1953
« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2018, 05:15:16 pm »
Awaits the inevitable mentions of either, 'Moses' Triumph' or 'I did not speak of my own Accord'.
I don't want to grow old gracefully. I want to grow old disgracefully.

Jaded

  • The Codfather
  • Formerly known as Jaded
Re: Caption it #1953
« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2018, 05:22:54 pm »
Southeastern Trains improvement plan
If you don't like your democracy, vote against it.

road-runner

  • is in Slovakia.
Re: Caption it #1953
« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2018, 06:58:46 pm »
"I get a bacon buttie at the station every morning, religiously."

T42

  • Gaulois réfractaire
Re: Re: Caption it #1953
« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2018, 09:13:01 am »
How to follow the Road to Hell without leaving skidmarks.
I've dusted all those old bottles and set them up straight.

Cudzoziemiec

  • Solar powered, tea fuelled cycle-wol
Re: Caption it #1953
« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2018, 07:31:39 pm »
Jesus, Mohammed and Moses meet after taking their driving tests.
"How did you get on, Jeez?"
"I failed on the traffic lights. I didn't start when they turned green because I couldn't bear to go before the others. What about you, Mo?"
"I failed on the zebra crossing. There was this old bloke with a stick waiting to cross and I couldn't stand to see him hobbling in agony so I hopped out and carried him across. How did you do, Moze?"
"Same as always, it's the Highway Code that got me. I can only ever remember the first ten rules. So did anyone pass?"
Just then Buddha floats past on his electric hoverboard...
An ungovernable laughter, a joyous agitation which makes the summer stretching before you seem like an unrolling canvas on which you might draw those first rude pure strokes that are free. (Capote)

Re: Caption it #1953
« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2018, 08:48:07 pm »
"Helmets: their total efficacy"
Never tell me the odds.

T42

  • Gaulois réfractaire
Re: Re: Caption it #1953
« Reply #7 on: December 18, 2018, 08:29:34 am »
A Cyclist's Guide to Motorways, subtitled Prepare to Meet Thy God
I've dusted all those old bottles and set them up straight.

Re: Caption it #1953
« Reply #8 on: January 29, 2019, 08:49:40 pm »
Christ on a bike.
Never tell me the odds.

road-runner

  • is in Slovakia.
Re: Caption it #1953
« Reply #9 on: January 29, 2019, 09:28:25 pm »


Perhaps this book benefits from the two topics being together.

Re: Caption it #1953
« Reply #10 on: January 30, 2019, 09:20:54 pm »
"Naked Spirituality" sounds like it employs the same shameless hook used by wet-lipped mockney Jamie Oliver.
Never tell me the odds.