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meddyg

  • 'You'll have had your tea?'
Re: Caption it #1953
« on: December 01, 2018, 04:45:10 pm »
Spotted in Waterstones today.....



"God moves in a mysterious way, his wonders to perform"

Re: Caption it #1953
« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2018, 05:15:16 pm »
Awaits the inevitable mentions of either, 'Moses' Triumph' or 'I did not speak of my own Accord'.
I don't want to grow old gracefully. I want to grow old disgracefully.

Jaded

  • The Codfather
  • Formerly known as Jaded
Re: Caption it #1953
« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2018, 05:22:54 pm »
Southeastern Trains improvement plan
If you don't like your democracy, vote against it.

road-runner

  • is in Slovakia.
Re: Caption it #1953
« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2018, 06:58:46 pm »
"I get a bacon buttie at the station every morning, religiously."

T42

  • Gaulois réfractaire
Re: Re: Caption it #1953
« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2018, 09:13:01 am »
How to follow the Road to Hell without leaving skidmarks.
Tout à gauche sur le plat

Cudzoziemiec

  • Solar powered, tea fuelled cycle-wol
Re: Caption it #1953
« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2018, 07:31:39 pm »
Jesus, Mohammed and Moses meet after taking their driving tests.
"How did you get on, Jeez?"
"I failed on the traffic lights. I didn't start when they turned green because I couldn't bear to go before the others. What about you, Mo?"
"I failed on the zebra crossing. There was this old bloke with a stick waiting to cross and I couldn't stand to see him hobbling in agony so I hopped out and carried him across. How did you do, Moze?"
"Same as always, it's the Highway Code that got me. I can only ever remember the first ten rules. So did anyone pass?"
Just then Buddha floats past on his electric hoverboard...
The earth is vast and beautiful and contains many miraculous places. (Chekhov)

Re: Caption it #1953
« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2018, 08:48:07 pm »
"Helmets: their total efficacy"
Never tell me the odds.

T42

  • Gaulois réfractaire
Re: Re: Caption it #1953
« Reply #7 on: December 18, 2018, 08:29:34 am »
A Cyclist's Guide to Motorways, subtitled Prepare to Meet Thy God
Tout à gauche sur le plat

Re: Caption it #1953
« Reply #8 on: January 29, 2019, 08:49:40 pm »
Christ on a bike.
Never tell me the odds.

road-runner

  • is in Slovakia.
Re: Caption it #1953
« Reply #9 on: January 29, 2019, 09:28:25 pm »


Perhaps this book benefits from the two topics being together.

Re: Caption it #1953
« Reply #10 on: January 30, 2019, 09:20:54 pm »
"Naked Spirituality" sounds like it employs the same shameless hook used by wet-lipped mockney Jamie Oliver.
Never tell me the odds.