Author Topic: Christmas fun...  (Read 634 times)

Jaded

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Christmas fun...
« on: December 23, 2018, 09:46:18 pm »
Right now it is possible to order a turkey and stuff to arrive tomorrow.

Where do you think you can order it from...?
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hellymedic

  • Just do it!
Re: Christmas fun...
« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2018, 09:53:58 pm »
Amazon

Jaded

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  • Formerly known as Jaded
Re: Christmas fun...
« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2018, 09:54:32 pm »
Nope...
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Kim

  • 2nd in the world
Re: Christmas fun...
« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2018, 09:59:29 pm »
Deliveroo, Milton Keynes.
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ElyDave

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Re: Christmas fun...
« Reply #4 on: December 23, 2018, 10:14:15 pm »
Ocado?
“Procrastination is the thief of time, collar him.” –Charles Dickens

Re: Christmas fun...
« Reply #5 on: December 23, 2018, 10:16:57 pm »
Your local friendly farm-shop?

Jaded

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  • Formerly known as Jaded
Re: Christmas fun...
« Reply #6 on: December 23, 2018, 11:10:28 pm »
Nope.

Nope.

Nope.
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Wowbagger

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Re: Christmas fun...
« Reply #7 on: December 23, 2018, 11:45:30 pm »
in 2015 you could get a cooked replacement on Christmas Day from Direct Line providing you live close enough to their depot.

https://www.directline.com/media/archive-2015/turkey-fix

I can't see a page for 2018 though.
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Jaded

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  • Formerly known as Jaded
Re: Christmas fun...
« Reply #8 on: December 24, 2018, 12:22:36 am »
The clock has turned.
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Jaded

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  • Formerly known as Jaded
Re: Christmas fun...
« Reply #9 on: December 24, 2018, 11:15:24 am »
It was ASDA.

Or ASDAL in Bristol.
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Re: Christmas fun...
« Reply #10 on: December 24, 2018, 11:39:53 am »
Or CHAVDA in Swindon.
Never tell me the odds.

ian

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    • The Suburban Survival Guide
Re: Christmas fun...
« Reply #11 on: December 24, 2018, 12:01:31 pm »
We went to our local butcher several weeks back (there's still one) in an attempt to be local but he was completely booked up. So someone is doing well. Though he did with surprising cheer point out that the 'other butcher was dead' so he was doing them on his own. I didn't enquire as to the cause, I don't want to know if he fell headfirst into the sausage machine.
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Re: Christmas fun...
« Reply #12 on: December 24, 2018, 01:47:15 pm »
(Apocryphal story) There was a chippy that was closed down after the inspectors found HALF an Alsatian in the freezer.
Never tell me the odds.

T42

  • Gaulois réfractaire
Re: Christmas fun...
« Reply #13 on: December 24, 2018, 01:53:21 pm »
Right enough, our mayor has been a bit of a low-down bum lately.
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