Author Topic: Songs you always sing the wrong words to...  (Read 5732 times)

lou boutin

  • Les chaussures sont ma vie.
Re: Songs you always sing the wrong words to...
« Reply #75 on: December 27, 2018, 05:57:13 pm »
I'm farting carrots instead of I'm 14 carats (Selina Gomez Good for You)

Andrij

  • Андрій
  • Ερασιτεχνικός μισάνθρωπος
Re: Songs you always sing the wrong words to...
« Reply #76 on: December 28, 2018, 03:31:22 pm »
"Jack Frost roasting on an open fire..."
;D  Andrij.  I pronounce you Complete and Utter GIT   :thumbsup:

Re: Songs you always sing the wrong words to...
« Reply #77 on: December 28, 2018, 06:59:40 pm »
Not quite in the original sense, but when a song uses the word "eyes" it can be educational to substitute "nose", e.g.

When I look into your nose
I see my destiny.


...

Can't take my nose off you.


Etc. Other organs may also yield interesting results. Or not.

That reminds me - Wet, Wet, Wet: Love is all around:

I feel it in my fingers
I stuck them up my nose...
If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is...

Kim

  • Timelord
Re: Songs you always sing the wrong words to...
« Reply #78 on: December 29, 2018, 02:43:28 pm »
I feel it in my fingers
I feel it in my toes
I'm more than ambidextrous
I even use my nose


This song was prime alternative lyrics material, on account of being permanently on the radio for the duration of 1994.
Careful, Kim. Your sarcasm's showing...