Author Topic: Dear Deidre  (Read 473 times)

Dear Deidre
« on: January 24, 2019, 08:14:11 am »
I'm sure we used to have an agony aunt thread?

Anyhow, I have a problem, I need help.

Dear Deidre

I was playing with my DAB yesterday (no that's not the problem) and I found there's a Gaydio station. I listened to it for a while and enjoyed it.  Now I should add I wasn't doing any of the hand and arm movements to the songs, maybe that was because I was driving, but can I catch teh gays from listening to it? What about aids? Do I have to watch Movies for Men, now, or will that make it worse?

Worried of Wanstead

LittleWheelsandBig

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Re: Dear Deidre
« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2019, 08:18:28 am »
Can't answer your questions, other than 'Mrs Miles'.

For more recent YACFers, https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=15843 may be enlightening.
Wheel meet again, don't know where, don't know when...

Re: Dear Deidre
« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2019, 08:23:51 am »
Oh gosh, yes. Retired nearly eight years ago.......

ian

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Re: Dear Deidre
« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2019, 08:36:20 am »
Dear Ham

I understand your concerns – and you're right – one moment, it's gaydio, the next you're buying a flat in Brighton with a chap in slim trousers named Mario. But it doesn't have to be. I would suggest you assemble a triptych of the following visages – Nigel 'Fucking' Farage, Boris 'Bumbling Buffoon' Johnson, and Piers 'Colossal Bellend' Morgan. Should the urge take you, simply gaze upon your creation and I assure you any ardour you felt for the male of the species will swiftly soften and such thoughts will not return any time soon. Ladies, however, note that this may push you in the other direction.
!nataS pihsroW

Re: Dear Deidre
« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2019, 08:41:49 am »
Dear Deidre

What can I use to get vomit off my carpet?

Worried of Wanstead

Tim Hall

  • I want to eat the fleeting shade of your lashes
Re: Dear Deidre
« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2019, 09:14:13 am »
Dear Deidre

What can I use to get vomit off my carpet?

Worried of Wanstead
I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit.
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"overhaul" it, or you can ride it.  (Jerome K Jerome)

Re: Dear Deidre
« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2019, 09:17:58 am »
Dear Deidre

What can I use to get vomit off my carpet?

Worried of Wanstead
Ham, you would owe me a new keyboard if I hadn’t been reading this on my iPad! As it it, I’ve now got a pool of slowly cooling coffee on my lap...
Sorting my life out, one shed at a time.

ian

  • fatuously disingenuous
    • The Suburban Survival Guide
Re: Dear Deidre
« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2019, 10:29:46 am »
Dear Deidre

What can I use to get vomit off my carpet?

Worried of Wanstead

Dear Ham of Wanstead

May I suggest the tousled blond hair of a certain politician you should now be horribly familiar with.
!nataS pihsroW

Re: Dear Deidre
« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2019, 12:14:24 pm »
Ah, Michael Fabricant.
Never tell me the odds.

ElyDave

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Re: Dear Deidre
« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2019, 03:00:37 pm »
with the added bonus that his is detachable, allegedly
“Procrastination is the thief of time, collar him.” –Charles Dickens