Author Topic: Bridezilla  (Read 798 times)

Bridezilla
« on: February 13, 2019, 03:34:21 pm »
https://twitter.com/sturdyAlex/status/1095701112613683200?s=20

This a rather good.  I wonder if *anyone* will show up?
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Re: Bridezilla
« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2019, 05:55:42 pm »
Looks like the heavier guests dodged a bullet dress-code wise.
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Re: Bridezilla
« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2019, 06:07:03 pm »
Disappointed. I thought you were inviting the forum to your wedding party, Roger.
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Re: Bridezilla
« Reply #3 on: February 13, 2019, 06:12:54 pm »
Oh dear!

Re: Bridezilla
« Reply #4 on: February 13, 2019, 07:11:28 pm »
Looks like the heavier guests dodged a bullet dress-code wise.

Almost worth bulking up to avoid orange suede pants and a green velvet sweater. But I'm not sure if that is better or worse than the insistence that guests 'invest' in (another) outfit that costs at least $1000, or else they will look 'like trash'.  Apparently the bride & groom are 'spiritual healers'.  If having your spirit healed turns you into this sort of self entitled asshat, I'll be sticking with my damaged one thanks.

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Re: Bridezilla
« Reply #5 on: February 13, 2019, 07:37:10 pm »
https://twitter.com/sturdyAlex/status/1095701112613683200?s=20

This a rather good.  I wonder if *anyone* will show up?
If anyone leaks the location, there may be a looooot of people ...
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Re: Bridezilla
« Reply #6 on: February 13, 2019, 07:42:54 pm »
Wow.


Also, are the lighter men just supposed to wear a hat and jacket but leave all their dangly bits out?
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Re: Bridezilla
« Reply #7 on: February 13, 2019, 10:45:33 pm »
Wait, "we met at a psychic's desensitization chamber"?