Poll

It is the naming of the pig

Donald
1 (4%)
Nigel
18 (72%)
Boris
2 (8%)
Theresa
0 (0%)
Michael
0 (0%)
Jeremy
1 (4%)
Arron
0 (0%)
Piers
3 (12%)
Katie
0 (0%)
Other?
0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 25

Voting closed: July 20, 2019, 09:25:20 pm

Author Topic: So many to choose from, so little change  (Read 701 times)

So many to choose from, so little change
« on: July 09, 2019, 09:25:20 pm »
Here we are again, 'tis the naming of the pig.

The song remains the same, it is a sad indictment that the front runners have remained pretty constant for longer than moderation would expect. I've dropped Dave, as he has had his turn on the spit, and he has been keeping a low profile.

Anyone I may have forgot?

ETA Boris & Donald would be repeat visitations.

Last year was Boris
Year before was Donald https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=104221.0
Year before that was the pig botherer

Re: So many to choose from, so little change
« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2019, 09:29:57 pm »
Whoah! Nige is fast out the trap, his little trotters going like a good 'un

ETA: Damn! I've now got "we're only making plans for Nigel"  as an earworm.

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Re: So many to choose from, so little change
« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2019, 10:11:13 pm »
You could also have had Widdecomb, but imagine you want it to taste nice....
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Re: So many to choose from, so little change
« Reply #3 on: July 10, 2019, 06:48:38 am »
which Jeremy were you thinking of? Corbyn, or naughty-word?
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Re: So many to choose from, so little change
« Reply #4 on: July 10, 2019, 07:00:39 am »
which Jeremy were you thinking of? Corbyn, or naughty-word?

Don't be silly, if it were Corbyn I'd have to serve it half baked, not an option for a barbie.

And having Anne in the mix would run the risk of a norovirus outbreak....

CDC preserved for posterity, how appropriate.....


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Re: So many to choose from, so little change
« Reply #5 on: July 10, 2019, 10:42:57 am »
How about Piers?  As in #ColossalBellend Piers "Morgan" Moron.
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Re: So many to choose from, so little change
« Reply #6 on: July 10, 2019, 10:59:53 am »
Piggy Morgan? It has a ring to it. That'll be the bell end.

I've changed the "Other" to Piers, if I have that wrong, you can change your vote.

I think Nige has a commanding lead, though.

(we're only making plans for Nigel ....arrrrggh! that's stuck for the next week I think)

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Re: So many to choose from, so little change
« Reply #7 on: July 10, 2019, 11:03:59 am »
The hatey Katie Hotpigs.
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Re: So many to choose from, so little change
« Reply #8 on: July 10, 2019, 11:10:15 am »
I see the Slithy Gove's on the list - barbecued squid/octopus tentacles on the menu as well, then?  :demon:
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Re: So many to choose from, so little change
« Reply #9 on: July 10, 2019, 11:15:31 am »
The hatey Katie Hotpigs.

Equal ops, OK, I'll add her in.


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Re: So many to choose from, so little change
« Reply #10 on: July 10, 2019, 11:47:53 am »
As a boon, she'll be entirely Muslim-proof.
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Re: So many to choose from, so little change
« Reply #11 on: July 10, 2019, 11:04:00 pm »

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Re: So many to choose from, so little change
« Reply #12 on: July 11, 2019, 12:48:03 am »
Dominic Raab

Only if Ham's planning a food fight, surely?
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Re: So many to choose from, so little change
« Reply #13 on: July 18, 2019, 08:10:44 am »
Nigel iz in da house.

Re: So many to choose from, so little change
« Reply #14 on: July 21, 2019, 07:28:15 pm »
Nigel was appreciated by all.

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